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 Hi, I am JokersParadise. Formerly known as inuyasha0024. I do not write fanfictions as much anymore. The stories I used to have here I am going to take down since I am not going to update them anymore. I do read fanfictions almost constantly. If you have a good one either Twilight or Inuyasha related feel free to suggest it. Anyways, I think that is it. Thanks. My favorite couples from the fanfictions I read are: Edward x Bella (Twilight) Sesshomaru x Kagome ( Inuyasha) My icon is a cupcake I made for my nursing school classmates. |
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A Muse's Ransom by bornonhalloween reviews
What's an author to do when her own main character makes her an offer she can't refuse? Judges' First Choice Award for the Control. Possess. Seduce. Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,520 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coming Home by Sarge's Girls reviews
School teacher Bella sends a care package and letter to Army sergeant Edward, who is stationed in Afghanistan. They begin a relationship through letters, phone calls, and video chats. There's love, there's language, and there's adult situations, plus a strong, independent Bella and the Edward we all know and love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 178 - Words: 285,873 - Reviews: 18293 - Favs: 5,503 - Follows: 3,420 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taking a Shot by TwoTwiMoms reviews
Newly traded and alone in an unfamiliar city, hockey player Edward Masen meets Bella Swan who happens to be his good friend's beautiful little sister. Hesitant to date a hockey player after being burned, Edward tries to convince Bella that he's not interested in puck bunnies. How hard will she make him work to convince her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,857 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Princess and the E by CLWN reviews
When Bella meets the mysterious 'E' he calls her his Princess and she's soon drawn into his dangerous world of organised crime. But this is no fairytale, so when Edward finds himself in trouble, it's up to his Princess to save him. OOC/AH. ExB AxJ RxEm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 214,813 - Reviews: 4110 - Favs: 5,109 - Follows: 3,196 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 15156 - Favs: 10,823 - Follows: 5,666 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Presidential Treatment by smmiskimen reviews
President Edward Cullen decides to pass a bill that will change life as Bella Swan knows it. A misplaced Jimmy Choo and a stupid publicity stunt will change the lives of Edward and Bella. Are either of them ready?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 148,756 - Reviews: 3551 - Favs: 2,451 - Follows: 1,843 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Immortal Beloved by Bella Donna101 reviews
In bella's past life she was a vampire not just any vampire but a vampire queen. Her king is coming to take her back. He will do what every it takes to get her. I am not MRS. MEYERS I own nothing. Will be reworked
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,789 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Edward, Bella
Persuasion by CarribbeanLady reviews
Isabella Swan is living in 1918 Washington State until she decides to run away to Chicago where she meets the Masen's. Mrs. Masen is afraid her head strong son, Edward, is headed to war so Bella takes it upon herself to get him to stay.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,395 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Those Lips by Sweetypieswan reviews
Edward and Bella's son saves the life of a stranger while he and the rest of the family are on vacation. When they go back to Forks three weeks later the girl goes there to paint the scenery and finds Ed. Will they be another Bella and Edward? Will she...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 11/24/2007
Design For Life by Tardis19 reviews
He's a shy library clerk. She's an outspoken tattoo artist. They come from two different worlds, but they're both looking for the same thing. Can they survive the danger that is lurking nearby and have their happy ever after?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 150,583 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Yours, Mine and Ours by imma vampire reviews
Bella, a single mother of three boys is having a difficult time relating to her kids when she meets Edward, the single father of three girls the same age. The attraction is instant, but the challenge comes with the kids. Will they all get along? Is it possible for them to overcome differences and become a family? AU, AH. M for Lemons. This story is mostly fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 90,075 - Reviews: 2542 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fuggiasco by kdc2239 reviews
Edward, homeless since age twelve is used to the gritty, hard life. Now twenty, his main goal is to make it in the world, and off the streets. What happens when a girl who seems to be broken beyond repair becomes his new shadow?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 166,725 - Reviews: 5646 - Favs: 5,364 - Follows: 3,174 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wild by PeppahLouie reviews
Recently widowed Bella moves to Seattle to start a new life. Reconnecting with her friend, Bella meets Alice's brother, Chef Edward Cullen. Celibate by choice for 2 years, what happens when Edward finds himself undeniably attracted to a sexy new Bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 458,229 - Reviews: 4217 - Favs: 3,885 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Remember Me by Zaicha The Vampire Goddess reviews
Edward Cullen was dying…he was going to die soon. Then he meets Bella, who was doing her community service from shoplifting. Why is life so unfair?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,013 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Untouchable by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
I have no idea how I survived that day. All I know is that no one ever touched my bare skin again for the next five years of my life." Bella befriends crazy Alice Brandon and meets Edward Masen, the guy living in her attic. Nothing will be the same. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,599 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Take Off Into Love by PixyStixX reviews
Bella is on her way home from a weekend in New York that she spent with Alice. Who just happens to be in the seat next to her? First fanfic. All Human AU. Somewhat OCC. Possibly lemons later on, reason for rating as M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,728 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7809 - Favs: 9,738 - Follows: 2,783 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Locker Next Door by UnoriginalScreename reviews
When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Persuasion by littlepixiealice reviews
Alice and Bella are living together, and plan a trip for Aruba over the summer! But just as they're about to leave, Bella gets a not-so-special surprise from someone unexpected. Can she handle the truth? All Human, slightly OOC. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,271 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Camp Starlight by ShelbyNicole9 reviews
Bella just wanted to enjoy her summer with her big brother Emmett. but when she tags along with him to Camp Starlight to be a counciler, she never expected to find what she found. All Humman. all origional chara. all origional pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,894 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008
Destiny waits but time marches on by changingreality reviews
Life has moved on since the Cullens left. Bella is going to school in San Fran, and shes dying. Only she dosent know it, what couldnt happen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,221 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008
Hunted by yoyoente reviews
James discovered Bella before she ever moved to Forks. After killing Renee and Phil, James decides Bella will be his new mouse in his sick game. How will his plan to terrify her play out now that Bella is in Forks and indifferent to life? UP FOR ADOPTION!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,068 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Bella, James
Demons by Queenbeth2 reviews
Edward Cullen has a secret that only Carlisle knows. A secret about how he came to be in the hospital with influenza. A secret that is coming back for him that will change everything he has ever known. EdwardXBella. Angsty and dark.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,087 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete