"Alex feels stunned, like she has physically turned off his ability to function. She had only ever done that once before, and that was for an entirely different reason." Or, more accurately, the many rewrites of Emma Woodhouse and Alex Knightley's first kiss. Series of one-shots. Based in the Emma Approved Universe.

Patrick Woodhouse is a charismatic college student who has the inexplicable urge to butt in to other people's lives. He also has a best friend, Zoe Knightley, who restrains him as best she can. - Modern Emma with a gender twist