IrrationalCeleryhide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. Greetings! I am IrrationalCelery. I'm re-discovering this site after an absence of 6 or 7 years... I'm a history lover. I'm a notorious procrastinator. I've got lots of ideas in the works, but (what with the procrastination thing) I tend to work quite slowly. I'm also on Dramione.org under this screen name. All of my old stories on this account (previously under the name DiosaDelMar and PyschoPsychic) have been deleted because - let's face it - they were crap. I have another FF.net account, but I have completely forgotten the login information. So if you want to see how far my writing has (or hasn't) progressed you can check out CyberWitch. |
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Ring A Ring O' Roses by Gallivant reviews
Dark Magic, Dark Wizards and a mysterious and deadly Dark Flux, which, in the wrong hands, has the terrifying potential to mass-murder Muggles and Muggle-borns ... If working with Draco Malfoy was the last thing Hermione Weasley ever wanted, falling for your enemy was the least expected. A quest to thwart a magical weapon of mass destruction has devastating consequences..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 261,916 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 9h - Published: 9/5/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Beast Within by la-rubinita reviews
Werewolves. Vampires. Spies. Secret societies. Love. Magic. Animagi. Prophecies. Ancient goddesses. Sacrifice. More than just the Wizarding world hangs in the balance. Will two unlikely partners have what it takes? D/Hr AU after HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 160,471 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
That Must Be So Confusing for a Little Girl by indiegrabtherope reviews
In which little Marceline takes a step forward, but is pushed two steps back. Just an AT piece I didn't really know what to do with. I haven't really been following AT for a while, but I have seen the most recent episode with Marceline and Ice King, so please forgive me if there are any plot errors. Some elements can be considered headcanon-ish. Rating may go up.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Ice King, Marceline A., Hunson Abadeer
A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words by tinybit92 reviews
The Ice King tries to cheer Marceline up when he realizes he's upset her somehow. "You said I took this picture, didn't you? How about you tell me what we were doing when I took the picture?" Set immediately after I Remember You.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Marceline A., Ice King - Complete
Claiming Hermione by ilke reviews
“This doesn’t change anything, Granger. We’re not friends.” Draco said. “I know.” Hermione sat unmoving, listening to his retreating footfalls. She felt pretty certain that, in fact, it changed everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 118,833 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 3,251 - Follows: 3,064 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Unmasked by RZZMG reviews
Divorcee-single dad Draco Malfoy goes to the Yule Charity Masquerade and sees the woman of his dreams, but will Hermione Granger still want him when he's finally unmasked? One-shot. Post-Hogwarts EWE. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Drama/Hot Shag. Story won 2nd Place-"BEST DRACO" at the 2010 Winter Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,341 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 235 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ever-Locked Room by Bedelia reviews
When an experimental spell goes awry, the spirit of someone long dead ends up stuck in Hermione's mind. Any romance that involves Fred Weasley is bound to be a bit unconventional, but even he never expected this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,238 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
A Shameful Sham by Always.Cryd.Confidently reviews
A new marriage law has passed and Hermione ran out of time; Draco has a month. How do the two go on when the ministry pairs them together? Can they copulate or die trying? M for later, explicit scenes! Better than summary suggests I promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,087 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hunted by Bex-chan reviews
Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 191,497 - Reviews: 2881 - Favs: 7,405 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rosa Afferando by kirraleadatsme reviews
Hermione finds herself in a sticky situation. Good thing Malfoy is there to help her out. PWP, lemon, smut and just SEX IN GENERAL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Doc, A Bookworm and a Box by bomba fantastica reviews
When a spaceship lands on the doorstep of Hogwarts, Hermione is charged with protecting wizardkind, only to find that the biggest adventure of her life waits inside a rubbish blue box...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,266 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - 10th Doctor, Hermione G. - Complete
The Outlier by elektra30 reviews
Hermione is on a mission to recover a Dark artifact, but she has to return to the place that haunts her dreams every night. Alone. Worst of all, she has to meet the person who stood by back then watching her life slip away. Won 2nd: Best Draco, H&V RC P1.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,278 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bella's Lullaby by Mrs.GingerHinkley reviews
Mass-murderers are not meant to be babysitters. Sometimes, though, sacrifices are made for little sisters. Bellatrix watches over her baby nephew and hilarity is bound to ensue on what could very well be Draco and Bella's last adventure in child-care.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bellatrix L., Draco M. - Complete
A Malfoy Sort of Tale by Madea's Rage reviews
A thrilling tale of love, adventure, and bad language, from the quill of Draco Malfoy. And that muggle woman helped a bit, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How We Imagined Light by horcruxnumber8 reviews
The war is over, and while the rest of the Wizarding World drowns their sorrows in champagne and celebratory balls, Hermione finds comfort in an unconventional way…and with the most unexpected person. D/Hr, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 162 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ambition's End by Hanako A reviews
There are two ways to tell a man to do something. Hermione Granger is well acquainted with both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,367 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 1,984 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle reviews
7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,164 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 6,425 - Follows: 1,613 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Definition of Insanity by Dizzy3 reviews
In the months before Draco's initiation into the inner sanctum of Voldemort he seeks redemption in the arms of a girl who might just be able to save him. AN: No Real Blatant sex. Rating for safety. Complete revamp, with a NEW CHAPTER 3 years later
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,415 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 12/23/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Draco: Phoenix Rising by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Shortly after Dumbledore's fall from the tower, Draco ponders his fate and begins to question the Dark Lord's wishes. This is my version of Book 7 using JKR's plotlines and ZERO original characters! Begins right after The HalfBlood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 150,871 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 5,940 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Under My Skin by Andie17 reviews
In Hermione's 7th year, Professor Lupin returns to the position of DADA teacher. In an attempt to get Hermione expelled and Lupin fired, someone casts a lust spell on them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,380 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/19/2003 - Published: 7/27/2003 - Hermione G., Remus L.
I'm Too Sexy by Bookworm reviews
Hehe. Potions class messes up, and Snape gives a performance as punishment. ; ' )
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2000
What They Don't Know reviews
Hermione describes her secret affair with Draco. One Shot. First story after a very long hiatus please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete