Hey guys! I love anime and manga and tangents, no matter how annoying they get. It's always funny! My favorite mangas are Darker than Black, Hetalia, Gosick, Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Furuba (fruits basket), NARUTO and Black Butler (Because Sebastian is one hell of a butler).

Favorite Pairings: England/France, England/America, Russia/America, Canada/Prussia (because they are an awesome couple), Germany/Italy, Spain/S.Italy, Japan/Greece, Poland/Russia, Poland/Lithuania, and Ciel P./Sebastian.

My favorite Quotes of all time:

So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?

Life's always been a race between computer programmers developing bigger and better idiot-proof games and the Universe creating bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.

If you die, I'll kill you!

Come on, scribbles on a bathroom wall...! Please show me the path I must follow!

The past is the past... and the future is the future. A man is a man, and a woman is a woman. I am who I am, and you are who you are. Like it really matters anyway...

I think I know, I don't think I know, I don't think I think I know, I don't think I think.

Lesson #3 : If you see a stranger, Follow him.

I wouldn't mind if you want to kill me, but I might struggle a bit.

Because you know, most people object to being killed quite a lot.

Dare I ask why?
Ask away.
Okay. Why?

I will not contradict you solely because everyone is entitled to their own opinions, no matter how wrong yours may be.

Silence is Golden, but duct tape is Silver.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

Money doesn't make you happy.
Too true, too true... You know, I have fifty-one dollars in my pockets and I was just as happy with fifty.

Someone once said that "If you can dream it, you can achieve it." They obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

The basic rule of human nature is that powerful people speak slowly and subservient people quickly -- because if they don't speak fast nobody will listen to them.

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

To deny, atone, or beg for forgiveness is the arrogance of those who did the killing.

Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day. He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed.

To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the project manager, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Optimists think the glass is half full. Pessimists think the glass is half empty. Realists know that someone will have to wash the glass.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.

Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Do it later - the early worm is for the birds.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying.

Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.

There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed.

Success is a journey, not a destination. So stop running.

I'm a paranoid apathiest. I know someones out to get me i just don't care.

When life gives you lemons, you’d better wait for it to give you some sugar first or else you’ll have some really nasty-tasting lemonade.

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.

An expert is one who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?

When you wish upon a shooting star, all your dreams will come true. Unless the star is really a meteor about to destroy the earth. Then, you’re pretty much dead no matter what you wish for. Unless it’s death by meteor.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

Maturity, maturity, wherefore art thou maturity?! Deny thy intelligence, and refuse thy age...! Or, if thou wilt not, all but come to me, sweet, and I'll help thee plead insanity...

I am a writer. I can deny all the realities I want.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

Aliens smart enough to visit Earth are smart enough to know not to.

Y'know what? I don't like reality. I think I'll move back into my own little world.

I'm not insane. My reality is just different than yours.

Hey! I'm insane, not stupid!

Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

Curiosity killed the cat, but I'm not a cat so that's not my problem.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

The next time someone says, "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me ." Hit 'em with a dictionary and say, "WHAT NOW BITCH?!"

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

SEX. Ok now that I have your attention lets talk about penguins

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

"Team Me" cause I'm awesome like that.

One by one, bunnies steel my sanity.

A day without sunshine is like.. well... night

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FIRE TRUCK of course!!

GET OUT OF MY HAPPY PLACE BEFORE I RIP YOUR ARM OFF.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

I may look like I'm happy, but secretly, I feel like bashing the side of your head with a monkey.

By the time you read this you’ve already read it.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better." Best friends will be prank calling him in the middle of the night, saying "You will die in seven days."

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I had a pet unicorn named Charlie, but the psychiatrist told me he ran away..,

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You're jealous cuz the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Doctors say I have Multiple Personalities. We disagree with that.

When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the hell I managed it

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas

When I type "lol" it's not because I laughed, but because in my head I'm saying "Wow, you're stupid."

At the end of the day, I love to just lay in bed and stare at the stars and wonder, "Where the heck is the roof?"

I'm not deaf, I'm just ignoring you.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk is good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

-When a doctor says: this won't hurt...It will

When a doctor says: This may hurt... It will... allot

When a doctor says: This will hurt... Brace for the pain

When a doctor says: In the long run this will help you... Start SCREAMING NOW!!

Got a problem with me?
Solve it.
Think I'm trippin?
Tie my shoe.
Can't stand me?
Sit down.
Can't face me?
Turn around.
Love me?
Great!
Hate me?
Even better!

"Hey," the red-haired girl called her friend's attention, "Can I ask you something?"

The black-haired girl shrugged, "Sure."

"Why have you never loved?" The red-haired girl asked. Since the first time they had met, her friend had been known as the girl who was immune to love. The boys liked to joke it was cause no one would ever love her and the black-haired girl would laugh with them, but the red-haired girl had pondered many times if what was the real reason.

The black-haired girl smirked, "Who said I never loved?"

"Huh?" the red-haired girl looked at her friend puzzled.

The black-haired turned her gaze to her friend with a smile, "I have loved . . . simply never been loved."

So I'm back, and this time I'm not going to apologize for disappearing. Because I'm actually not that sorry...okay maybe a bit. But, I've just started college! I'll give you a hint to where it is: it's in the southern part of the United States. Good luck trying to hunt me down. My Good and Bad are below, so just read them for any updates you want. To those who follow the author alerts, thank you for staying with me for so long.

Good News: I'm alive, and mentally stable, sooooo that means that I'm continuing one of the twelve stories I have. DRUM ROLL: Colder than Ice. Isn't that great? I know that there are a few few *cough*many*cough* that are disappointed that I am not working on Avenger's Impossible and Hetalia Hero's; however, I can assure you that I might not continue them or I might continue them. Who knows, it's all up in the air.

Bad News: Hetalia Hero's and Avenger's Impossible are still on hiatus ((as you can tell)) due to the fact that I haven't watched either of the shows in a long time. I am still majorly unmotivated to continue Avenger's Impossible. I have no actual plot for it...so, yeh. I never planned the ending, so authors understand the difficulties in that. If I ever decide to take it off hiatus and go back to it, you guys will be the first to know.

-Kitcat