PhoenixVioletLove
Hi my names PhoenixVioletLove but you can call me Phoenix, Nixxy or Nix. If you have ever pushed on a door that said 'pull', copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are over the age of 12 and still watch nickelodeon, cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile. 95 percent of girls would scream and cry is Harry Styles jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing him off, add this to your profile! female come backs pick up line comebacks Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone." Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too." Repost if your happily single! Funny Quotes! Its you and me against the world... we attack at dawn NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS THINGS COULD GET WORSE.WHEN THEY ARE AS WORSE AS THEY CAN GET,IT CAN ONLY GET BETTER My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder When life gives you a lemon, throw the lemon back and demand chocolate I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there. Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science: ‘Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts: ‘Do you want fries with that? God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women. I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit. I hear your silence loud and clear. Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow? How can I miss you if you never left? Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls… and poles… and other stuff… There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? Therapist The/rapist... scary thought… I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! Tell the truth and run. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. Education is important, school however, is another matter. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Why do people say, “You can't have your cake and eat it too?” Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it? When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own damn lemonade. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Don't mess with me I've got a stick. I ran with scissors, and lived! I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. Stupidity can hurt, I broke a rib laughing at you Okay, that was amusing at first, but now it's somewhat scary We should have thrown you in the dungeon years ago Or we could eat you. I never had rat before, but with the right sauce, who knows? At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiny...must go look. The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable. To put it nicely, I hope you choke. Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot. I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I? Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. At least I don't CARE what those mindless people think of me. This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!! I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me? Get to know your stalker, they'll be there for a while. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through school/college. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter 40 Things to do in Class when you're Bored: 1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em. Fun Things To Do In An Elevator (LOL) 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly. 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug," then enforce it. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book or a cartoon/ television show and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree. If you think having a crush on a fictional character is okay, copy and paste this onto your profile. PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. i am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it! 1. Your real name: Phoenix. 2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Nixxoehp 3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name pluss "izzle"): Phoizzle. 4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Purple Llama. 5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): First name only sorry guys, and why the heck would I tell you what street I lived on? 6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Lovph. 7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Black coke. 8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): I'll pass. 9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Moony. 100 Random Things About Me Copied from RizReviewer's profile 1. Age? 14. 2. Height? 6"0. 3. Eyes? Green. 4. Have any tattoos? Not yet. 5. And piercings? My ears. 6. Fave food? SKITTLES. 7. Fave pizza topping? Cheese. 8. Fave drink? Coke. 9. Siblings? Nope. 10. Been in a fight? Yeah lodes of times. 11. Serious relationships or one-night stands? Nope. 12. Weight? Death will come to you. 13. Fave snack? SKITTLES. 14. Fave candy? SKITTLES. 15. Fave movie? Frankenweenie. 16. Fave show? Icarly. 17. Do you smoke? No thats bad. 18. Blonds or brunettes? Blonds. 19. Any scars? A couple yes. 20. Fave music? I like pretty much anything. 21. Fave actor? Tom Felton. 22. Where do you live? The U.S of A! 23. Do you miss anyone right now? Um, should I? 24. Last person who made you cry? I DON'T CRY!! (anyone who knows me knows that's a lie). 25. Do you enjoy school? Yes. 26. Desires? To make the world a better place. 27. Fave fast food joint? McDonalds. 28. What's the last thing you drank? Lemonade. 29. What are you doing right now? Hellooooo, I'm writing this! 30. Where would you like to go? Always wanted to go to Hogwarts. 31. Are you in a relationship? Once again, I'm happily single. 32. Ever been arrested? Yes ahh good times. 33. Ever had a stalker? Yeah when I was younger creeped me out. 34. Ever gone sky-diving? No I'm scared of hights. 35. Where do you think you'll go when you die? I know for a fact I'm going to hell. 36. Is there a God? Of course not. 37. Do you have a cell phone? Yeah, its cool. 38. Are you squeamish? Kinda. 39. Are you a human? Theres been some debate about that. 40. Fastest speed you've ever experienced in a car? HTF should I know? 41. Stupidest thing you've ever thought about doing? Jumped of a tree when I was 5 stupid me. 42. Do people find you attractive? More cute then attractive. 43. What annoys you? You want the long list or………….the long list? 44. What are you afraid of? Spiders. I will happily send all spiders down to meet their doom in the bottom of my shoe. 45. Gold or silver? Gold!!!!! 46. Are people afraid of you? Lots but only the people who have met my dark side. 47. Do you sing in public? Yeah, I randomly sing in the mall for the fun of it. 48. Ever been screwed over? No!!! 49. Does money make people happy? No. The thought of what money can buy is what makes people happy. 50. Do you have any hope left for the human race? Not really. We've completely screwed up our planet's natural resources, destroyed over a quarter of our forests, polluted our water supply, killed off five hundred unique species, poisoned our air and pumped enough toxins to stun a mammoth. We're pretty much screwed. 51. What's your hair look like? Neck lenth pulled into pigtails by a purple ribbon. 52. First job? That was paid? A baby sitter. 53. Do you like meeting new people? Nope. 54. Do you get along with your parents? Absolutely. 55. Ever played strip poker? Yeah. 56. Ever get into an argument with a cop? Yeah. 57. Ever been in a car accident? No. 58. Most flights of stairs you've ever fallen down? 10 someone was being mean and pushed me next thing I know I was wakeing up in hospital. 59. Do you care what people think of you? Hell no they don't like then its there loss. 60. Where do you see yourself five years down the line? In school. 61. Are you afraid of the dark? Naw. 62. What kind of car do you have? None. 63. Time you were born? HTF should I know? 64. Ever break any bones? No, I try to be careful when I jump off roofs and trees and stuff. 65. Fave childhood toy? A stick. 66. Fave author? J.K.Rowling. 67. Are you a paranoid person? Kinda. 68. Have any enemies? Tons people don't like me much. 69. Are you afraid of heights? YES. 70. Last movie you watched? Frankenweenie. 71. Most disturbing movie you've ever seen? The thing. 72. Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate!!! 73. Favorite color? PURPLE!!!. 74. What time do you usually wake up? Around 12:00. I have the luxury of sleeping in on the weekends. 75. What are you doing? Well I'm... Wait! You already asked that!! 76. What is something that you keep in your purse/wallet? Everything and nothing. 77. What is the longest work shift you've ever worked? 5 hours. 78. How many days have you gone to work consecutively before having a day off? Three. 79. Can you do a handstand? Yes. 80. Are you an angry person? Depends on the situation. 81. Is there anyone out there who you would like to personally kill? Maybe. If you wake up tomorrow, the assassins didn’t do their job…… 82. Do you talk in your sleep? Yeah once I woke up my dad by yelling "NO I AM THE ONE AND ONLY PHOENIX NOT YOU!!!" Needless to say I now see a therapist. 83. Have you ever gotten so drunk that you couldn't remember what happened the night before? I don’t drink. 84. Can you break a piece of wood with your forehead? I have a hard head but not that hard. 85. Are you delusional? Sometimes. 86. What is something that you are horrible at? Spelling! Can’t spell to save my life. 87. What is the most boring thing you've ever done? Play a board game with my dad. 88. Can you lift up someone who is twice your weight? Yes. 89. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate? I’ll be a ninja. 90. What is the worst movie you've ever seen? Too many to list. 91. Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right handed. 92. Do you suffer from short-term memory loss? Sometimes. 93. How are you feeling right now? Awesome. 94. What annoys you about people? Idk, the fact we have to talk to each other. 95. Do you dislike children? Some more then others. 96. Can you climb a fence or would you fall off? I could climb a fence. 97. Would you like to own a pair of brass knuckles? Why do I need brass knuckles? 98. Can you smile for me? I am ALWAYS smileing... Unless you bring out my dark side. 99. What do you do if you can't fall asleep at night? I think, listen to music, and plot for world domination. 100. When was the last time you fell off a bike? The last time I was on it. That is all bye :3. |
