name: why do you need to know? STALKER!!!!!!

gender: female
age: 15

likes: typing, anime, soccer reading and

dislikes: too many to list

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20 ways you know you are obsessed with Soul Eater:

1. You have a symmetry fit everytime you see something asymmetrical.

2. You dream of visiting the REAL Death City in Nevada. (Yes there is a real death city.)

3. When someone is being really crazy, you scream "I can't handel this!" and run away.

4. 98% of your fanfictions are about Soul Eater

5. You pretended to be Maka and try to find the Soul, Tsubaki, Kidd, Liz, Patty, and BlackStar in your life.

6. You celebrate Symmetry Day on the 8th of August.

7. You own a Blair Hat.

8. Your favorite number is 8.

9. Everytime you hear the word "fool" you automaticlly think of Excalibur.

10. When you are in science class dissecting something, you laugh like a maniac. (Me: *cough* stein)

11. You check eBay a lot for Soul Eater "collectables".

12. You watch AMV's for Soul Eater all the time on YouTube.

13. When someone asks you your weapon of choice you automaticlly say "scythe."

14. You've given all your friends a character from Soul Eater.

15. You despratlly WANT and NEED the Soul Eater video game.

16. You have the songs Papermoon and Resonace on your iPod.

17. You have memorized those songs mentioned in 16 in English and Japanese.

18. You have a stuffed giraffe named Patty.

19. You have twin pistol nerf guns.

20. When you and your friend are telling someone your names, you call yourselfs Liz and Patty.

Soul didn’t evolve from a monkey, he evolved from a T-Rex..

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I love to read and draw. my favorite shows are Soul Eater and Storm Hawks!! i love sports too.

"Now where are you going?!" "A magical place called the bathroom! i'll bring you back a snow globe!"- Sandfire Kat, Kindled Soul. =p
i love to play halo, Colld war and motorcross games on the xbox. not the 360 the original one. :P
"Ah, i've been tazed. its not so bad actually. its kind of relaxing."-Sam Pucket, ICarly. :D

Boys are like slinkeys. Completely useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Of all the things i've lost, i miss my mind the most.
Come to the dark side. we have COOKIES!!!
Yes i hit like a girl, you could too if you hit a bit harder.
I'm the girl that can watch hundreds of horror films, but screams at the top of her lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster.
Im not insane, i just do what ever the voices tell me to do.
Roses are red,
Vilotes are blue,
Sugar is sweetn
and so are you
but the roses are wilting,
the vilotes are dead,
the sugar bowl is empty,
and so is your head!
they say love is around the corner, then i must be walkinging cricles.
"What is that?"
"A pressure sentive triger plate."
"Oh cool, ive always wanted a PRESSURE SENTIVE TRIGER PLATE!"-ICarly.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
Money can’t buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.
Love your enemies. It’ll make ‘em crazy.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a tall building about to jump.
3% would be sitting there with popcorn screaming,"DO A FLIP YOU SPARKLY FAIRY!"

60 ways to freak people out on an elevator

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

14. One word: Flatulence!

15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

16. Do Tai Chi exercises.

17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"

19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.

20. Meow occasionally.

21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"

29. Leave a box between the doors.

30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

32. Start a sing-along.

33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

34. Play the harmonica.

35. Shadow box.

36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

37. Lean against the button panel.

38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

41. Bring a chair along.

42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

43. Blow spit bubbles.

44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.

49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."

50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

51. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.

52. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"

53. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.

54. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.

55. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.

56. Make chalk drawings on the walls.

57. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dammit!"

58. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.

59. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.

60. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away

child said to mom, Mommy, I colored your sheets with lipstick!" In anger she started to hit her child until he was unconscious. Then she regretted what she had done, and crying said to her child, "Please open your eyes! "But it was to late, his tiny heart had stopped beating. When she walked into her… bedroom, the sheet said "I LOVE YOU MOMMY". copy and paste this on your profil if you're against child abuse

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Can we get away, far away?
Let's leave this place
Will you come with me?
Are you down to turn your world around?
Just you and me tonight
Leave it all behind.
Let's go-let's go-Let's go
Say goodnight to gravity.
Hold on to me
Look past these stars
Light the way
The future's here today with you and me tonight
Leave it all behind.
Can you hear my rocket ship will leave the light of day
Staying on the turning away
There's no tomorrow, just today
Together we will follow, fly away
Nevermind tomorrow, just today
Let's go for a ride
Just you and me tonight
Let's go for a ride
Leave it all behind
Let's go for a ride

i didnt trip, i simply attacked the floor with my ninja style!

Why do we sleep in church,

but stay awake through a 2 hour movie?

Why is it so hard to talk about God,

but so easy to Gossip?

Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,

but find it so easy to read Sports Illustrated?

Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly Facebook wall post,

yet we repost the nasty ones?

Why are the amount of churches getting smaller,

but bar and club numbers growing?

Think about it, are you going to repost this?

Are you going to ignore it, because you think you'll get laughed at?

Would you have opened this if it said... Read This In Gods Name?

80 % of you won't repost this.

last night i lay in bed i look up at the stars in the sky and i thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?!

a computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing...

the worst excuse for not turning in your homework, i couldnt find anyone to copy it off of.

i hope i didnt brain my damage!

whats the point o f going out some where, we're just gonna end up back here anyway...

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE EXPIRED!!!!?????