Well, hello. I see you have stumbled upon this old, decrepit profile page. Mind the webs in the corners, and the old sweets left on the ground. No-one's been here in a long time - except me, the oooooooold teenager who turned up to clean up a little. I just scrubbed the child's scrawlings off the wall.

Stories, you say? You won't find any good ones here. Go to a book store.

There are a few old, decrepit tomes still stored here. I do not recommend opening them - they are incomplete, to be sure, but even incomplete travesties can send you mad. Or make you very angry.

That Megamind one? Why that didn't even make it to a full first chapter. Leave the poor thing to die in peace.

Oh, I see the Portal one has started to wear. The author has an actual completed version of it, but she refuses to upload it out of shame.

But I can see that your eye is attracted to the Minecraft stories. Well, my dear, those two aren't quite as terminally ill as the others. The author is still working on An Idiot's Guide to Saving the World - she's quite fond of it, actually, which is part of the reason she can never leave it alone long enough to finish it. Egnazol, on the other hand, had been elevated to a higher plane of existence than mere fanfiction. Why, even as wee speak it is being turned into an original book.

Where are you going? Leaving? Well, that is very wise of you. And when you return to your Internet communities, warn them - warn them of the perils of an unfinished fanfiction!

On another note, visit my more up to date profiles!

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