Hiyass

Name: Elle

Age: 11

Location: Look outside you window ;D

IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen and Jacob Black are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsors! :D:D:D:D:D

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Chocolate Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the stinkin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that Percabeth is the best pairing EVER! paste this to your profile

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers/insane, copy this into your profile.

If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Annabeth is watching you under her magical Yankee's cap, paste this into your profile.

If you love Nico, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Luke and you want to be the one to push him off a mountain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile.

If you Yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If your reading fanfics when your supposed to be studying for a major test the next day, and telling your parents your studying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make apple jucie and let life wonder how the heck you did it!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:)

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you always look on the bright side and always judge a book/movie by its innards, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile. (Umm... CORECTION!!!!! Girls r better, no matter what people say!)

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. If you agree with this, put this in your profile.

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you and your BFFs watch movies just to laugh at them and make fun of them.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever gotten fifteen minutes into a horror movie and then insisted that it be turned off, copy this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

if your different in a good way put this in your profile.

If it drives you insane when you someone asks a question and you answer it and they say why and so you answer that and then they say why again and you answer that one and it goes on and on until you can’t answer anything anymore, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile.

If you think that everyone in your family is crazy besides you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that child abuse is wrong and should be stopped completely, copy and past this into your profile.

Profile your into this past and copy ,retard a like beginning the from this read actually you if. Now Read It Backwards

IF YOU CAN HURT YOURSELF DOING JUST ABOUT ANYTHING, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.(It was my cheerleading coach because she was trashing my ability in front of my whole squad)

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

"Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

when life gives you lemons spit lemons into lifes eyes

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice into the eyes of your enemies! : D

-I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

-Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.

-Trying is the first step toward failure

-If you think that the Cookie Crisp wolf should stop coping the Trix Rabbit and needs to get his own life, copy and paste this into your profile.

-My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why not.

Boy, I didn't fall for you, you tripped me!

Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. That way you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.

If you think Alexandra Daddario is completely the wrong choice to be playing Annabeth Chase and want a re-cast, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: believeinthegods,HarryPercyEragonJosh,Bobbythebear, percabethrocks, Tia and Tori INC, NicoLuver

Omg don't read this please

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. Im sorry but i have now cursed you. If you dont copy and paste this onto your profile, she will suffocate you. If you are so kind and DO copy and paste this, she will completly forget you and you will live in peace.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask myself random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean to take out someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (Heck, yes!!)

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect BicStics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (I'm pretty sure I DO have it)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

There is an ongoing narration inside your head, as if you are writing your life story in third person. (Ex: As (your name) was typing, a sudden desire of chocolate hit them.)

(copy that into your profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

If you are going for the record of the LLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

as Grover so eloquently states "Die you silly nasty polluting person" while killing the redneck

My Favorite Quotes and moments

"Oh, super idea! Your completely nuts too!"- Bianca di Angelo

"Oh! The places you'll go!"- Dr. Suess

"And the lion fell in love with the lamb."- Edward Cullen

"If it's got anything to do with the warrior code, it's something I can't do!"- Cloudpaw

"We would've won, but a cyclops sat on me."- Grover

"If Annabeth's mother is the goddess of wisdom, shouldn't she know better then to fall off a cliff?"- Nico di Angelo

"Grover! Apples! Tin Cans! Get your furry goat behind out here and bring some heavily armed friends!"- Percy Jackson

My Favorite Quotes and moments

"Oh, super idea! Your completely nuts too!"- Bianca di Angelo

"We would've won, but a cyclops sat on me."- Grover

"If Annabeth's mother is the goddess of wisdom, shouldn't she know better then to fall off a cliff?"- Nico di Angelo

"Grover! Apples! Tin Cans! Get your furry goat behind out here and bring some heavily armed friends!"- Percy Jackson

If you think the PJO movie was EPIC but NOTHING like the book, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile.

If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Annabeth is watching you under her magical Yankee's cap, paste this into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate Luke and you want to be the one to push him off a mountain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile

If you Yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have a Camp Half-Blood T-shirt, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you have dreams where you are taken to Camp Half-Blood and you are claimed, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! If you agree with this, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.

If you think that 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they can spread their 6-AM cheer to say, Martians, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. (P.S. If dyslexia is like this, I think I could handle it)

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN FREAK RUN!'

FRIENDS:Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!

Why am I acting like people are actually gonna read this thing?!

A thirsty, African-American man crossed the street to drink water at the only water fountain in sight.

The white man came over to him and said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said:

"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK,

When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN,

When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Everyone, if you truely hate death, go to the following like and read both author's notes. If you have a kind heart you will read this and review, giving confidence to a girl, who's heart was torn in half: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6163400/4/Who_Are_You

IF YOU HATE PRACHEL AND LUKEABETH, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you love Percabeth, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Silendorf, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Gruniper, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Luke and you want to be the one to push him off a mountain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have dreams where you are taken to Camp Half-Blood and you are claimed, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. (P.S. If dyslexia is like this, I think I could handle it)

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent, ether sitting in a lawn chair with popcorn yelling "JUMP!!" or pushing her off the building. : 3

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination!

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Sorry Kitty, I'm already helping Bunny with world domination.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

Here's what ya do: mark your answers with a little 'x' in the () if its true, but BE HONEST (I was)!! Then copy and paste it onto your profile!

1 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 () Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

3 (x) You have ran into a glass/screen door

4 (x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

5 (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
6 (x) You have ran into a tree
7 ()It IS possible to lick your elbow
8 (x) You tried to lick your elbow
9 () You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10 (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 () You have choked on your own spit
13 () You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it..
14 (x) You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
15 (x) You just looked at it

16 () Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
17 () A LOT of People have called you slow

18 (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire
19 () You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes

20 (x) You have caught yourself drooling

21 (x) You've fallen asleep in class

22 (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 (x) You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 () People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
25 () You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 (x) You use your fingers to do simple math
27 () You have eaten a bug
28 (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.

29 (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it

30 (x) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket(in some cases on your head!)

31 () You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...

32 (x) You break a lot of things

33 () Your friends know not to use big words around you

34 (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you' re confused
35 (x) You have fallen out of your chair before
36 () When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.

37 (x) The word 'like' is used many times a day

38 (x) You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say

39 (x) You have spelled your name wrong
40 (x) You have drawn a disformed heart

COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK PERCY JACKSON HAS AWESOMENESS RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS!

How about a kiss for good luck, it's kind of a tradition right?-Percy Jackson

Die human! Die silly polluting nasty person!-Grover Underwood

Your pretty smug Lord Ares, for a guy who run from cupid statues.-Percy Jackson

Go chase a donut! - Percy Jackson

I wasn't sure where the Latin came from, i think it meant "Eat my pants!" - Percy Jackson

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored then copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. I am Weird and PROUD OF IT!

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don't hate yourself in the morning- sleep till noon.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Evening Newsis where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the heck you did.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with!

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Toesarent needed for balance. They are just a helpful tool for finding items in the dark. Painfully.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., Tia and Tori INC,NicoLuver

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), percabethsupporter4ever, Tia and Tori INC

I ran into my ex the other day...then i put it in reverse and hit him again!! (I just thought this was funny, it didnt acctually happen)

I missed my brother...but my aim is improving!

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc.,percabethsupporter4ever, Tia and Tori INC

Peanut Butter goes with jelly. It also goes with chocolate. Jelly goes with bread, and bread crumbs are good on chicken. Chicken is good with ketchup. Ketchup is good on a hamburger. Hamburgers are sold at McDonald's. McDonald's is not healthy for you. If you like all or most of the stuff that I said here, copy and paste this onto you page. If you don't, copy and paste anyway but stop eating at McDonald's because it will make you fat.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile.

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. I do.

If you haved a friend planning on taking over the world and they are going to let you rule a country with cute guys with accents copy and paste this in your profile.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

A girl asked a guy if she was pretty; he said no. She asked him if he wanted her; he said no. She asked him if she left, would he cry; he said no. She turned to leave; he grabbed her arm and said, 'Your're not pretty, you're beautiful. And I don't want, you I need you. And I wouldn't cry if you left; I would die.'

Have you ever wondered...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouths closed?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juicemade with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquidmade with real lemons?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheepshrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do
you call a girl that is named after her mother?