I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

After slipping diagonally through time and space to a familiar time in an unfamiliar world, Harry finds himself fighting to save a future that's not quite what he remembers? Crossover between Harry Potter and the Marvel Cinematic Universe, with homebrew X-Men and Inhuman elements because studio politics suck.

Only the strong may rule, this was the way of the Dark Side, and Darth Millennial was about to prove to his master that he was worthy of the title Dark Lord of the Sith, but first a tremor in the Force draws him to the Unknown Regions of space... I do not own the picture

Harry was Abandoned by his Family, hated by his relatives, forgot who he was and will becomes a so powerful that Voldemort would quiver in fear. This is a Harry is Kabuto.(no-slash)a harem. Grey Kabuto . Kabuto/Guren/Fem-Gaara/Non-Fan Girl-Karin/Fem-Naruto...Multi crossover

High School AU. Naruto who's always been one of the best street fighters around has enrolled in a new High School and must adapt as a student while aiming to be the best fighter, with two girls helping him along the way NaruxTenxSam.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

There's always been something very strange about Naruto. How was he such a genius in some ways and an idiot in others? But when his rival dies and he's powerless to stop it, his dream changes and he goes in a different direction. Logical applications of chakra, secrets from the start.

During his battle with Sasuke at the Valley of the End, Naruto passes away only to find that his life is a video game. Intelligent!Naruto, Sarcastic!Naruto. Rated M for violence, language, and some sensual content much later on.

Harry discovers a strange new ability that he possesses during the altercation with Marge before his Third Year. Just what was this energy? With new determination, he sets out to figure out the mystery of his family. Harry/Hermione, some mild Dumbles Bashing. Rated M for safety and future chapters.

Voldemort sealed his fate and started this adventure the night he attacked the baby and squib, Harry Potter. Now Harry gets to experience the life of a wizard in Hogwarts. Where he learns the secrets of magic, himself, and maybe even a bit of life. The dark lord isn't gone yet though.

In which the Master of Death finds himself reborn and Jiraiya get's confirmation of what he's always known; he has no idea what to do with a kid. Good thing this one came self-sufficient. (MoD and reborn Harry)

Harry learns to be a master of elements during his years in Hogwarts. It starts of in his first year and then moves forward. AU and no Pairings, yet.

Harry Potter's life as we know it is entrenched with destiny, sewn together like a tightly plotted book. But what if his bond with destiny was far more imminent? What if whatever card said that Harry Potter is rubbish at divination was turned upside down? Discontinued, for all intents and purposes.

In the books Harry's years are always chaotic. How much worse would it be with five years of canon troubles in one? Enchanter, Independent, Gray, Smart and Political Harry! Eventual Runemaster Harry! Starts with anti-pureblood prejudiced Harry!

Sequel to Time and Again. Naruto has gone back in time from a war ravaged future and has a chance to set things right, but despite his efforts things seem to be worse rather than better. Akatsuki, Orochimaru, Danzo... some jinchuriki have no luck at all.

AU/AD. Namikaze Naruto has led a charmed life under the protection of the Fourth Hokage. But now, after sacrificing himself for his home, he finds himself waking up in an entirely new world, surrounded by a village that despises him.

AU. Harry is two years older than canon and raised by Remus. Neville is BWL. Story of Harry's search for knowledge to cure his mother. Snarky characters, witty humor, Quidditch, deeply developed OCs. Harry/Fleur.

A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.