linguisticameencantahide bio
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter. To anyone who might still look at this, I made this account in 2004 or 2005 and have largely been inactive, since. As of 21 July, 2012, I am returned! I was previously known as RonaldYHarry but have now changed my name to something fandom neutral, as I have more than just Harry Potter, now. Interests: Languages, linguistics, atheism, anti-theism, psychology, giftedness, Austism Spectrum, LGBT equality, British television. Fandoms: The West Wing: Josh/Donna Harry Potter: Sirius/Remus, Sirius/James, Sirius/James/Remus, Ron/Harry Top Gear (UK): James/Jeremy, James/Richard, James/Jeremy/Richard Sherlock (BBC): Sherlock/John, ftm!Sherlock, ftm!John To anyone wondering about an update of His Harry, His Wheezy, I will start it up again, though it may definitely be a while. I am sorry for the half a decade lapse! |
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Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
One in Eight Million by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sherlock had on his 'I am going to ask you extremely personal questions' face, so John put a bookmark between his current pages and placed the novel on the arm of his chair. He settled back. These interrogations were never short and rarely were they comfortable. Johnlock, oneshot
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 2,078 - Follows: 200 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Illuminate by radian-ta reviews
New Year's Eve drabble. Fireworks bring back painful memories for John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Calculus by radian-ta reviews
Sherlock doesn't need to know math to know he and John are meant for each other. For my One-in-500 Tumblr challenge; one word prompt, 500 words or more drabble.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Depression by radian-ta reviews
From my One-in-500 word challenge on Tumblr: one word prompt, 500 word or more drabble.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Pet by radian-ta reviews
Sherlock gets himself a late Christmas present. For the One-in-500 word challenge from my Tumblr one-word prompt, 500-word drabble .
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Auxiliary Science of History by radian-ta reviews
Sherlock gives John a unique present for Christmas. A tie-in to 'Antediluvian' and a fluffy Christmas piece!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Things That Remain by radian-ta reviews
John writes to Sherlock while he's missing after Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Steadfast by radian-ta reviews
John H Watson is a man of habit. Reichenbach Interim, John/Sherlock platonic romance
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Perhaps They Are Not Stars by radian-ta reviews
John is shot in the Swiss Alps after killing Moriarty. There are twenty minutes before he is rescued by Mycroft's team. Based on a roleplay I do with one of my friends on Tumblr. Further A/N enclosed.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/1/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sceaduwe by radian-ta reviews
SCEADUWE: Old English for 'Shadow'. How do you trick a sociopath? By being one yourself. Warnings for murder, non-con, psychological manipulation. Murky slash. Translock compatible.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,208 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Moroccan Scarf by radian-ta reviews
One-word fic challenge which was actually two . Prompt: Moroccan Scarf. John does laundry; Sherlock reminisces about when and where and why he got his iconic scarf. T for mentions of drug use.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Speed by radian-ta reviews
Sherlock's driving John to an undisclosed location. . . wait, Sherlock can drive? Demisexual!Sherlock/bisexual!John platonic romance
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
We're Out of Milk by radian-ta reviews
Sherlock and John wake up together. There's no milk for tea. 20 pounds and dinner is on the line when they bet on the keen eyes of London grocery shoppers to see if anyone knows what they've been up to. M for sexual themes and language.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Like the First Breath, in Reverse by radian-ta reviews
"You know, I had great plans for us." John Watson's days are winding down, and Sherlock Holmes is determined to let him be the hero for once. WARNINGS: Character death Just so everyone is clear, this story is COMPLETE and won't be added to.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,244 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/24/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
It's Complicated by Mistress Scribbles reviews
A case leads Sherlock & John to a Holmes family friend's mansion, and to an event in Sherlock's past that he would rather not revisit. S/J friendship/tentative romance; past S/Victor Trevor. Adult situations & language, refs to underage sex & suicide.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,371 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5561 - Favs: 12,870 - Follows: 1,692 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
For Duty and Honor by Bratling reviews
During Occulmency lessons in OOtP, Snape notices something... off in Harry's memories. Eventual SnapeadoptsHarry story. Nonslash, AU. Gen fic, no pairings. Does not take into account HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,166 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 2,716 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Momentum by Children of the Shadows reviews
An epic tale of Remus and Sirius's lives, starting from the very beginning. A love that carries on through trials, tribulations, and war. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 295,885 - Reviews: 2356 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/22/2006 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
A Stitch in Time by ignorant-loquacity reviews
A SeverusHarry romance set mainly in the last weeks of Harry's seventh year. Harry and Snape are accidentally catapulted into the future, where they see something that neither would have predicted, or wanted to! The story follows the consequences.. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,242 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
To Be by Adelia Dark reviews
The Marauders return for the final year at Hogwarts, but something is wrong with Remus. He's become distant, hopeless. Will Sirius stay with him long enough to figure out what caused this change? Or by then, will Remus be beyond his aid? SBRL slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,460 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 5/21/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Journal by The Marauder Named Prongs reviews
Remus decides to give Sirius a journal for his 16th birthday. Sirius thinks it's the most unmasculine thing he's ever recieved, but he soon finds the most secretive pieces of himself on the journal's once blank pages. Gets kind of angsty later on. RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,591 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Illusions of Invincibility by xxanglophilexx reviews
During warm summer days beneath their tree and in the field behind the Lupins', Sirius realizes feelings that he's been trying to hide, and feelings someone else just may have for him. RLSB. SLASH. MWPP. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
And Let That Be Our Legacy by Elorie 'Kam reviews
It has the potential to bring the administration to its knees... but it doesn't. And so it goes on and forward, and we will do better. Character death. JD, SamMallory, ZoeyCharlie. Seaborn for America.
West Wing - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 245,127 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 2/26/2006
The Boy with the Blazing Hair by Timothyology reviews
Harry and Ron find something in each other. My very first fic! *This fic has been discontinued*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,408 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Enemy Within by Theowyn of HPG reviews
In his sixth year at Hogwarts, Harry's mental link to Voldemort is stronger than ever. Can Snape teach him to control the nightmarish visions? And is their connection the key to ending Voldemort's reign?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 173,220 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Snape, A History by Kailin reviews
Hermione GrangerWeasley turns to a familiar source of comfort when her marriage runs into trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,767 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Human Stain by Anna Kate reviews
25 years after Harry Potter left Hogwarts, and England for what he swore to be the last time, he's back. With a daughter and a hidden past, Harry finds old friends and old loves. With the truth ever be known about him? SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,924 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
I've liked you too long by Miss Maurauder reviews
[oneshot] marauders era spin the bottle during christmas holidays after a bottle of firewhiskey. RLSB and slight JPLE reviews always welcome! rated for mild swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
Inconsistency by TheSpaz reviews
Once again, something is wrong within the walls of Hogwarts. Classes have been postponed a day and the teachers are acting strangely. Will eventually lead to HPSS. Slight RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Through The Fire by hPluVr77 reviews
It's the summer between the trio's fifth and sixth year, and Ron goes to Hermione's house! Unexpected twists take place, but can he finally let her know he loves her?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,420 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Too Late by Gwendolyn James reviews
I can't wait any longer. If I wait, I won't go. I have to go. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Seeing by Captain Oz reviews
Remus is watching Sirius. Slash. PLEASE READ! And review. I am not dead. I am in fact very much alive. Maybe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,879 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Saying Goodbye to the Beast by jengwilson reviews
According to Josh, Donna needs a new car. According to Donna, Josh is bossy.
West Wing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,653 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/20/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Josh L., Donna M. - Complete
Remus and the Chocolate Factory by Captain Oz reviews
A mysterious chocolatier is allowing five people around his factory… and our favourite chocoholic werewolf is one of them! Slashy goodness wrapped in chocolate. Johnny Depp is hot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,756 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Omniscient by Lykaios Nyx reviews
LAST CHAPPIE...“That’s it! I love Moony!” he screamed, the pillow somewhat muffling his voice. Suddenly the pillow was ripped away from his face. Sirius’s dark blue eyes widened as he came face to face with an adorably sleepyand shirtless Remus Lupin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,854 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
So This Is Love? by silent-wishes reviews
Ron finally relizes his feelings for his best friend, will he act upon them?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/14/2005 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
How Dumb Were You? by duj reviews
WARNING, SPOILERS FOR HBP. Was Dumbledore dumb? Harry hasty? Hermione hokey? WonWon wanton? And what did Fred and George have to do with it? More: Sluggish Slughorn, halfhearted halfblood prince, delinquent Draco, repetitive Riddle, go getter Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Albus D., Severus S.
Special Edition by Mina Underhill reviews
Every story has a distant beginning. Here's a brief glimpse of Ron and Harry's.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Ron W., Harry P.
Triumph Through Love by Miss Ginny reviews
HalfBlood Prince Spoilers at the end of book six, Harry makes a big mistake. He has one last chance, for the time being, to redeem himself. Will he? Or will he let everything he had disappear, let those feelings be forgotten?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
What Must Be Done by Aurora West reviews
Oneshot. HBP spoilers. Dumbledore and Snape argue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Discontent by Lioness Black reviews
[Oneshot] A RemusxSirius story from the point of view of unrequited love. Spoilers for Half Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/17/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the World That Went Bloody Insane by The Slice reviews
“I know something you don’t know” is, apparently, the essence of Harry Potter’s love life. Harry’s certain that the world has been reading one too many romance novels, but then, Harry’s always been a bit oblivious. Slash HR oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,516 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
What We Do by jengwilson reviews
After Donna's return from Germany, things change between her and Josh. For the better.
West Wing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,351 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/13/2005 - Published: 12/28/2004
Forever Alive by Mordred reviews
Before the boy who lived, there was another story. One of a monster inside of a man. One of a hero inside of a child. One of a traitor inside of a friend. And one of an angel inside of a demon. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 118 - Words: 455,933 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Marked Man by Dhrelva reviews
Severus Snape becomes a teacher at Hogwarts. Minerva accidently discovers something she shouldn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,772 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 9/6/2002 - Severus S.
The Rising by spitzthecat reviews
From the ashes of tragedy, a new life rises. JD
West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,094 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2003 - Josh L., Donna M. - Complete
Death Before Dishonor by Robin4 reviews
After being rescued from the Dursleys by Sirius, Harry finds that there are still plenty of ways for Voldemort to catch him--and that his life may have to be bought at a very high price. Set in 5th year and the summer before it. Ch 29 up, and complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 108,637 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 3/30/2003 - Published: 1/7/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
If In The Past by Marauder reviews
Sirius's unsent letters to Remus, written in Azkaban...Part of the If In The Series. RLxSB. AU since OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,338 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/16/2003 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
He Said it That Knew It Best by Lexin reviews
Harry visits his godfather during the summer, and makes some interesting discoveries. Slash, SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,398 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/10/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
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I can't believe reviews
Ginny's POV. HGGW unrequited love. Diary entry that details their confrontation about the matter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
His Harry, His Wheezy reviews
Set in the summer after OotP. Harry is severely depressed, Ron is terribly worried. Something happens to Harry that might just shatter everything Ron ever knew...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/14/2005 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Harry P., Ron W.