Exactly as the title says, a series of one-shots that contain bastardized and personalized nursery rhymes for a multitude of characters, so far including Naruto, Kakashi, Sakura, Itachi, Ino, Shino, Tsunade, Kyuubi, Gaara, Lee, Iruka, and ?. Enjoy!

A Spongebob Squarepants parody - with cracky themes. Due to watching a scary robot movie, Deidara becomes scared to death and wary of the possible existence of robots. When Itachi gets involved, he becomes just as paranoid. Evidence points to their own leader, Pain, being an evil robot wanting to take over the world! Can the two set aside differences and save the day?

Shawn always wonders if he's partly crazy, but his battle against the person who truly is will leave him scarred and mangled. Scared to keep living. As those around him and he himself struggle with this new case, will he survive?//Dark new series, high T.

Eventual WolfSaso x NekoDei. Inspired by Wolfs Rain. Deidara is the last known neko in the world and is on the run after an escape. However things take a turn when a group of wolves searching for paradise unintentionally save him.

These are various chibi Dei one shots that could not be turned into actual stories. None will contain Character death. Only out of characterness. A short one where a certain Akatsuki member has doubts about his decision. Humor piece.

Sasori and Deidara hate each others guts. But after Pein begins plans to get him to join and he finds out more about the blond then he ever cared to know. Could it lead to something more? Especially with the blonds past catching up to him. Modern Day AU.