Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into fundamentalist right-wing Christians? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Live long and prosper! An Aroused Koala

What if Narcissa Malfoy was the mother that had helped Harry Potter at King's Cross Station on September 1st instead of Molly Weasley? After all, the Malfoys are apt to latch onto anything remotely useful to them and use it. And if she wants another son, then who is anyone to deny her that? After all, how much could that possibly change?

A collection of short fics and drabbles for my OTP - Lucissa.

Almost 15 years after the war, Narcissa Black takes on a teaching position at Hogwarts. Her first day is also the first day of a lovable young boy called Hugo Granger-Weasley, a boy who is sorted into a house no one would've thought of. When the two forge a bond, will it bring his teacher and mother closer as well? *** Rated T, will have some M chapters *** Cissamione ***

Petunia gets a late-night visitor. Ghost!AU.

We're forever spiralling down, down, down, down. Voldemort decides to punish Narcissa for Lucius's wrongdoings. Lucissa, Bellamort. Warning: non-graphic rape.

The dead never really leave us. A short story about Harry being able to see and communicate with Lily. Both Dudley and Harry are maybe two or three.

DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page

She's all that left. AU where Lily was spared.

Rita visits Gilderoy. Gilderita

Aurora gazes at the stars above.

Draco has a run in with one of the peacocks in his mother's garden. Warning for cigarettes? Is that really a warning?

Any girl is attainable, right? Sirius tries to get a date with Dolores, but soon he finds out there's a reason she's never had a boyfriend. Sirius/Dolores. Set in the Maruaders' Era. Thanks to Dragon MoonX for her help with developing the plot. Will be a three-shot

Theodore and Luna discover that there are similarities between them when they go to look at the Thestrals at Hogwarts. Takes place during Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

When Percy plays the violin, he shines brighter than his siblings.

The Quidditch World Cup from the Malfoys' points-of-views. Takes place during Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

The beginnings of Lucius's and Narcissa's relationship. Is it possible for them to do more than just tolerate and coexist with each other? Is it possible for them to at least be friends?

This is for Round 19 of alyssialui's Twister Challenge. In this round we had to choose from a list of restrictions. I chose "A window must break." Summary: A young Draco doesn't understand why he can't fly on his broomstick unsupervised. But everything changes when he crashes through the window of his father's study, with his father in the study.

Lucius and Narcissa go through many different emotions in their relationship. Will both their friendship and their love be able to survive? Snapshots of Lucius's and Narcissa's life together from their Hogwarts days to after the Second Wizarding War.

Her victims' screams are music to her ears.

The Dark Lord wants to see Lucius in his old bedroom.

Lucius and Narcissa are just two children in a huge world, but that's just fine with them. All they need is each other. The rest of the world can burn for all they care.

Growing up, Narcissa often felt like nothing more than just an afterthought, especially when compared to her older sisters.

No one thinks about the well-being of the owl that delivers all those sweets to Draco.

The dementors may no longer be guarding Azkaban, but that doesn't mean that prisoners no longer lose their minds. There is more than just one way for insanity to occur. Takes place during Half-Blood Prince.

Lucius's thoughts before he orders Harry to hand him the prophecy.

Narcissa shows Lucius the wonders of the piano. Throughout both their childhood and their adulthood, the piano is often a source of comfort for the both of them.

Regulus attends a party to raise money for an important cause. Once there, Regulus meets up with Lucius and Narcissa. Follow Lucius, Narcissa, and Regulus through all the drama, lies, and gossip that only Purebloods are capable of.

Remus is the new kid at school and gets roped into a group of students known as the Marauders. Mean Girls!AU. Marauders' Era. Remus/Marlene, Sirius/Marlene

Andromeda gets a detention for Professor Sprout in the Greenhouses. Andromeda/Ted.

Regulus has had enough of the fighting between Sirius and their parents, and he needs a little break from it. Regulus decides to visit his cousin Narcissa for a little while. Mentions of the relationship between Sirius and Regulus and the former relationship between Andromeda and Narcissa.

Little Draco stays up late to see Father Christmas. Pre-Hogwarts. Now a two-shot.

Lucius comes home. Malfoy family fic. Set in the summer between HBP and DH. Lucissa as well.

There are several people that want to meet Draco after he is born: Abraxas, Bellatrix, Severus, and Voldemort. This takes place after the events of "The Baby Boy," but it is not necessary to read that story to understand this one. Part of the Dead Babies series but can also stand-alone.

Andromeda wants to leave this life behind. Andromeda/Ted

Lucius gives Draco his first flying lesson. young!Draco. Father-son relationship.

A man from the Department of Magical Law Enforcement goes to Malfoy Manor to make sure there aren't any dangerous artifacts. Abraxas Malfoy isn't happy with any of this, especially since his young son had just suffered "a nasty broomstick accident."

It's Harry Potter's seventh birthday, or in other words, Friday.

This is for Round 7 of alyssialui's Twister Challenge. In this round we had to choose an AU. I chose different house. Summary: Lily asks the Sorting Hat to place her in Slytherin so that she can be with Severus. But will she be happy with her decision?

Lucius tried his best to protect his wife and son from harm, but he wasn't always successful. Narcissa tried her best to protect her son from harm, but she wasn't always successful either. The events that followed Harry's escape from Malfoy Manor in Deathly Hallows. Prequel to "Nothing But A Failure." Dark fic.

Narcissa loves gardening, which is why her favourite season is Spring. Narcissa/Draco mother-son bonding. young!Draco.

Lucius does not approve of Severus's relationship with Lily.

Andromeda tries to stop Bellatrix from picking on Narcissa. young!Black sisters. AU.

"Playing the piano is really difficult; you can't expect to be perfect the first time you try it. But secondly, and most important, music is a way to express emotion. You have to feel something. And when you press the notes, you sort of let your emotions sink into the piano." Sirius/Narcissa family fic.

Just a poem, song thing I wrote about Narcissa Malfoy. How she must have felt. I wish it were a real song, if anyone can imagine a tune and some music, they'd be free to use it or to take some ideas, as long as I got to hear it!

What will happen when Petunia Dursley finds out that her granddaughter is a witch?

Well, the title says it all really, my take on Lucius' first day in the Wizarding pit of doom. Warnings for my warped humour and bizarre hallucinations on Lucius' part. Round three Entry for Fanfiction Idol on the HPFC forum.

Samara's diary, chronicling her thoughts on her life, her death and what came after for her. She never wanted to hurt anyone, not until they hurt her.

Draco must stay true to she who he loves more than any other...

"What the HELL did you do that to the Lovegood girl for? She's lucky you used a knife, if you'd have cursed her eye out I'd have never been able to fix it. And she's nearly catatonic about something else too. Did you... touch her, Bella?"

Draco Malfoy has a way for releasing stress. All it takes is a guitar, and a song he wrote himself. Harry Potter just happens to be where Draco was and just so happens to hear everything. H/D Rated K for mild references of sex

A guide to keep your OCs from becoming Mary Sues. Includes name, appearance, background, personality, and examples. Based in both Marauders' and Harry's eras. Slightly sarcastic at times, no offence meant. All reviews/suggestions welcome.

Samara and Sadako are having a sleepover, and they're bored. But not for long... just wait 'til Samara meets Daveigh!

"Stay with me for always, mommy." What if 'The Ring' wasn't just a movie? What happens Samara realizes just how much she is loved?

5 year old Teddy prefers Quality Quidditch Supplies to Madam Malkin's, but getting there by himself is rather a different matter. However, his adventure may resurrect a relationship long buried when he meets a certain person... Finally completed :

Sevitus: Ever since he was ten, Harry has had a dream every year about a violinist and a cellist. Now, he's realized what it's about.

...and one time they got it right.

Hermione reflects on her boys.

Bellatrix steals Narcissa’s unicorn. [ Lucius x Narcissa ]

My name is Petunia Dursley, and I'm here to set the record straight... A one shot to try and get inside the head of an alltoooften 1 dimensional character.

The Marauders chose to video tape their days at Hogwarts, their pranks, and James' desperate attempts at winning Lily's heart. What happens when Harry stumbles upon these old videos? COMPLETE