Dr. X
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Joined 06-24-03, id: 406024
One day I thought to myself, "Y'know, I bet I would make a pretty good writer since I love to read." So I decided to cut my teeth here. If you like my fiction, fantastic. If you don't, that's okay. If you don't review, I'll stop writing, and if you flame me, I'll get pissed. So don't do that. I hope you enjoy my fiction.
9/2/03
Changed my pen name to Dr. X. School's a bitch.
10/16/03
What the hell? There's like two new chapters for one of my fics and not a single review. If this keeps happening, I'm discontinuing my fics.
10/23/03
Turns out I saved my fic under "Japanese", instead of "English". Damn.
10/24/03
I've been reading several of the fanfics here. All I've got to say is this: There are some pretty fucked up people in this world. I'm not going to go around naming names, but they either A. Suck, B. Wrie mind-numbingly stupid stories, C. Write mind-numbingly confusing, disturbing, and depressing stories, or D. all of the above. What's even worse are the reviewers that give these things rave reviews. It's extremely disturbing.
1/13/04
There are some great stories out there. Stories that I want to read over and over again. Then there are stories that are good, not great, but good. I personally feel my story falls into the latter category. So why can't I get any more reviews? I believe that the reviews are being wasted on worthless SHIT. I make no apologies for using this word, because that's what appears fanfiction.net is overflowing with, shit. I mean, come ON people. Why does everybody feel the need to smile and nod and give mountains of praise when some talentless hack farts out "Sonic Goes to School: Part 883?" No, really, what the FUCK. The stupidity of these fics is astounding, and yet some person goes "WOW! that wuz gr8! make more pleez!" Meanwhile, I sit here and ponder why my fic isn't getting shit. Is there any sane person left on this site that actually cares if I keep writing or not?
5/6/04
I'm not going to be writing for a long time, simply because I have no ideas.
I should mention that I detest humor fics. Actually, there is one I like. It's under my "Favorite Stories". The reason I like it is because the humor sounds natural and somewhat nonchalant, which makes it funny, unlike the load of shit I read everyday, where the attempts to make you laugh is so blatently obvious it's painful. This wouldn't be so bad were it not that 99.99999999999999% of the humor fics I stumble upon are the latter, not the former. What's worse is the unbelievable, nay, insane amount of good reviews for this trite crap.
Mario's Next Adventure by Spoofmaster reviews
Very offensive, but funny if you have a sick scense of humor. Not for children or those easily offended.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2002 - Complete