innocently dOrky
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age: 16
likes: music film photography books singkil

fave fanfics: POTC,OUATIM,School of Rock, In the forrest of the night, secret window,companions of the night.

favorite guys: jack sparrow, will turner,dewey finn,freddy jones, zack mooneyham,lawrence,billy aka fancy pants, aubrey, ethan

fave ladies: holly golightly, bridget jones,katie, summer hathaway, tomika

best movies:
POTC
LOTR
Blow
Breakfast at Tiffany's
50 first dates
lilo&stitch
School of Rock
The Debut
Bridget Jones's Diary
Almost Famous
Love Actually
Cheaper by the Dozen
Bend it like Beckham
Finding Nemo
Big Daddy
8 crazy nights
Peter Pan
The Breakfast Club
Sixteen Candles

Fave Quotes:
TBC
Richard Vernon : What if your home... what if your family... what if your *dope* was on fire?
John Bender : Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear

Bridget Jones's Diary:
Daniel Cleaver : / There once was a woman from Ealing, / Who had a particular feeling. / She lay on her back, / And opened her crack, / And pissed all over the ceiling.

Almost Famous:
Penny Lane : I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends.

Russell Hammond : I hurt the flower

Russell Hammond : I am a golden god!

Lester Bangs : The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is what you share with someone else when you're uncool.

Lilo&Stitch:
Lilo : [creating voodoo dolls of her playmates] My friends need to be punished

POTC:
Jack Sparrow : No. Not good. Stop. Not good. What are you doing? You've burned all the food, the shade, the RUM.
Elizabeth : Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow : Why is the rum gone?

School of Rock:
Dewey Finn : You, Freddy, what do you like to do?
Freddy : I dunno.
[pause]
Freddy : Burn stuff?

Billy : You're tacky and I hate you!
Dewey Finn : See me after class!

Freddy : It means you're an alcoholic.
Dewey Finn : Wrong.
Freddy : You wouldn't come to work with a hangover unless you were an alcoholic. Dude, you got a disease!
Dewey Finn : Hmmm... hmmm... What's your name?
Freddy : Freddy Jones.
Dewey Finn : Ok, Freddy Jones, shut up!

Billy : You're gonna talk to me about style? You can't even dress yourself... look at that bow tie.
Dewey Finn : Don't you be talkin' about my bow tie.

Lawrence : You're fat, and you have body odor!

Dewey Finn : Ok. This is a bass guitar. And it's the exact same thing but instead of playing it like this you tip it on the side... cello, you got a bass.

50 First Dates:

Dr. Keats : Doug, once again, off the juice.
Doug : It'th not juithe. It'th a protein thake.

Henry : Don't forget to use a condom, or in your case, a Hefty bag.

Old Hawaiian Man : [about Henry's drawing on a napkin] Can I have that? I need something to wipe my ass with.

ula's daughter: who's lucy?
ula's son: and what's up with your nipple?

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PotC: The White Cole by Wastin Mytime reviews
This be a tale for all ye Jack Sparrow lubbers. There be action, adventure, and some romance too. Watch out fer adult material. Ye be warned.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 91,948 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 10/30/2003 - Complete
A Little Too Much Rum by PineAppleLint reviews
Belle Gilily was born an aristocrat, but many unveiled secrets lead her to believe she has pirate blood flowing through her veins. A run in with Jack Sparrow will mark the beginning of her adventures, her piracy, and self discovery.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,695 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Complete
Darkness of Companions by Eternal Contradiction reviews
A sequel to the book Companions of the Night. --Complete-- On the eve of her impending doom, Kerry has to look within herself to find the truth of her power over Michel.
Companions of the Night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,250 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/3/2005 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Complete
Paid in Full by sakhara291 reviews
Behind every womanizer, there was once an amazing woman. Behind every great ship, there was a great ambition. And behind every secretive man, there has been a terrible secret. A story of Jack, pre- Pearl, and what it took to get there.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 31,321 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 2/15/2004
The Black Rose by Marie the Black Rose reviews
Marie Kemp is bored, goes off with Jack to be a pirate. . .But what's this? A PLOTLINE! Yuppers, read and find out! R&R, you know I don't own PotC. Rated for language and romance.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,271 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/14/2004 - Published: 8/13/2003
Cafe Gealach by IceCoatedHeart reviews
A new cafe opens, and with it brings a faded voice from Roux's past
Chocolat - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,930 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 8/23/2003
Denial by Leanan Sidhe reviews
Sands has been with many a women, one he met for a day, never seen again. Until five years later an assignment calls for a partner, and guess who comes out of retirement to help the Agent? (before OUATIM rated for language)
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,858 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/29/2004 - Published: 1/27/2004
Hide and Seek by Marie Dantes reviews
Jack knows much more than anyone would guess when it comes to the lives of the Turner Family, but will that knowledge be dangerous? JackOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,149 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/17/2004 - Published: 1/3/2004
Secrets of the Caribbean by Plateado reviews
COMPLETE! After having left her at Port Royal many years ago, Captain Jack Sparrow thought it was the last he would ever see of Scarlett Bane. He couldn't have been more wrong. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 101,969 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/14/2004 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Complete
A Hard Man To Predict by CxMinette reviews
It runs in the family...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,311 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 26 - Updated: 4/8/2004 - Published: 1/22/2004 - Complete
Caribbean Love by Mystic Lady Fae reviews
Formerly WillOC, now JackOC. Pirates only lust, not love, right? All women are alike to our favorite pirate captain. How will Fate change the mind of Captain Jack Sparrow?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,192 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/29/2004 - Published: 1/10/2004 - Complete
She's Damaged by LittleBlackStarz reviews
Leigh Morgan was in love at a very young age with a very interesting boy. When he leaves her unexpectedly to become a famous pirate, her broken heart leaves her crushed and forever damaged. What happens when her old flame Jack Sparrow returns?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,727 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/27/2004 - Published: 1/11/2004
A Halloween Wish by Jack-Sparrow-Lover reviews
COMPLETE! A girl from the year 2004 loves POTC as do her friends. She's always dreamed to meet Jack Sparrow, but when she finally gets her wish, is he really what she expected?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,720 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2004 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Complete
A New Life, A New Love by Zephyrinblue reviews
A 21st century girl wakes up on the Black Pearl to discover she's in the wrong body, and it's been shot! What will Captain Jack Sparrow do with her? Chapter Two reposted!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,735 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/25/2004 - Published: 12/21/2003
Surprise by TheKillerIsMe reviews
What happens when Captain Sparrow meets the woman who can keep him on his toes? And what happens when he lets his guard down?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/10/2004 - Published: 2/2/2004
Close Encounters of the Pirate Kind by Padfoots-Pirate reviews
Pre-movie, pre-mutiny. The story of Katherine Black and her close (perhaps too close?) encounters with Jack. Includes Shirtless!Jack, Unexpected Snogging, and VeryUnpredictable!Katherine.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,770 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 2/8/2004 - Published: 8/14/2003
Never Afraid to Feel by Misty Addams reviews
(NOW COMPLETE!) A seventeen-year-old of a prominent family of Port Royal longs for adventure. She encounters Captain Jack Sparrow, changing her life forever.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,082 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 2/1/2004 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Complete
The Tomb of Lost Pirates by Fairytale Dreamer reviews
JOC & WE! Jack Sparrow has just escaped Port Royal right at the end of the movie and heads out on the Black Pearl for another adventure. He stumbles upon a legend, a famous female pirate that Jack thought never existed, but he turns out dead wrong!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,857 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Updated: 1/24/2004 - Published: 10/20/2003 - Complete
Along came jack by candiewishes reviews
Quite enjoyable if you absolutely ador Jack Sparrow, hey i mean , if you really get into the story you'll feel like ur gettin into his pants ;)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,337 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/23/2004 - Published: 1/10/2004
Forbidden by ElfGirl4 reviews
Jack sails back into Port Royale and comes across a very lovely maiden of whom is one of the VERY few he hasn't brought to his bed. JackOC...And a VERY INTERESTING OC at that... and there's also a bit of WillElizabeth! Please RR! Oh! I fixed the chapters!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,635 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2004 - Published: 9/16/2003
Dickhead by gypsy season reviews
[Once Upon A Time In Mexico]When I'm-a walking, I strut my stuff. Man I'm so strung out. I'm high as a kite and I just might stop to check you out.' Pre-film. SA
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2003
Hours of Darkness by Moon Star Goddess reviews
A Vampire Huntress is after Risika. Aubrey is being protective. and I'm still thinking of other plots. Aubrey/Risika R&R.
In The Forests of the Night - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/13/2002 - Published: 6/8/2002
Tainted Vengeance by Sara Angeldust reviews
It's been 298 years since Raven was bitten and bloodbonded to the vampire Vailor and shuned by her Shifter people. Now it's Raven's turn for vengeance. But when fate has her cross paths with the infamous vampire Nikolas, all her plans take a dramatic turn
In The Forests of the Night - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,595 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2002 - Published: 5/28/2002 - Complete
A Decision of Fate by Anial Kir Summer reviews
...Why should I summarize this- the title does enough. I don't FEEL like summarizing anything!
In The Forests of the Night - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/24/2002
A Curse I never want to be rid of by bizkitprinzess reviews
This story started as a ficlet but I wrote a second chapter. It's just a little Jessica/Aubrey fluff.
In The Forests of the Night - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 11/27/2001 - Published: 11/26/2001
Darkened Passions by Ash Night reviews
Aubrey contemplates on his life in the middle of a storm before meeting up with the others in the Las Noches. An argument rises when a human vampire hunter "attempts" to kill Aubrey. Soon Risika and Aubrey are left alone by the others and an odd conversat
In The Forests of the Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,537 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/10/2001 - Published: 6/3/2001
You give me chills reviews
As a gift, Juliana is taking a trip to Europe, a dream she's always had.But the last person she expects to run into is Freddy Jones, an international rock star sex-god- who also happens to be her former best friend, roommate, and, almost-lover.RR plz!
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,835 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/18/2004 - Published: 8/27/2004