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Joined 12-26-11, id: 3567114, Profile Updated: 01-12-12
Hay Hay my name is Janie Bezuidenhout... Anyway i love to read fanfiction and am a HUGE Twihart:D and i am Team Volturi all the way! Fav movie: The twilight Saga,Harry Potter, First year, Walled in, Animation,Horror,Comedy.I hate Action,Drama and Romance ... Fav Shows: 90210, Modern Family and 2 and a half men I Love Sims,God of War,Tekken Just saying Fav Actor: Cameron Bright! Sorry for the lame Status i know it is boring.
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The talk by EverLastingXLove reviews
Edward and Bella try to give Nessie the talk but fail so all the Cullen's give it a try. I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Sunrise by IHateCakesWithPinkFrosting reviews
This is a story of where Rosalie and Emmett discovers a baby, in the middle of nowhere...what will they do, adopt or something else? what will the rest say? takes place after Breaking Dawn. PLEASE read! give it a chance! not that bad! And please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,486 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Emmett, Rosalie
a Twist in Twilight by IHeartEyeCandy reviews
This is a crazy, FUNNY, and super cool story...my first fanfic ever, and I really need reviews and people to read! REALLY NOT BAD! please try! thank you! :D REVIEW! and it's about the Volturi, and a few Cullens. PLEASE READ!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Aro
List Of How To Irritate Everyone, Written by Seth by IHateCakesWithPinkFrosting reviews
This is a bunch of lists of how to irritate Everyone from Twilight! Beggining with Paul and Jacob. Lots of Seth madness and people wanting to kill him and Emmett. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! Very funny! Mwaz! First story, please I need your review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,362 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Seth, Emmett
Emmett's 16 fun things to do in an elevator! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Emmett - Complete