Hi people! So this is my profile. People probably won't look here but I'll write anyway so here's some fast facts about me.

IMPORTANT NOTE: to those of you who actually read my stories *nervous chuckle* I've had some family issues that needed resolving and now I have been left without Internet and with no way of coming back. But I promise to come back to the wonderful world of FanFiction asap:) love you all!!!

favorite color: purple and black

favorite food: Mexican, Chinese and definitely cake lol:D

favorite series/books: R.A.(Ranger's Apprentice), HoO(Heroes of Olympus), PJO( Percy Jackson and the Olympians), Sisters Grimm, Brotherband Chronicles, Alex Rider, Unwind, Maximum Ride and Legend and the Outsiders

favorite band/singer: Imagine Dragons, Guns N' Roses, Journey, Aerosmith, Bon Jovi, Led Zeppelin, Pentatonix, FallOut Boy, Panic! at the Disco

favorite tv shows: Lab Rats ( currently obsessed with them!) Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Teen Titans, Dragon Ball Z, Saved by the Bell, Jessie and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,

favorite movies: the Fast & Furious movies, the Avengers, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, Hunger Games, and Divergent

favorite sports: soccer, basketball, volleyball

hobbies: reading(I'm such a book nerd i read a lot, and i mean a LOT), writing, drawing, sleeping and playing video games

favorite subject in school: that's a hard one hmm...probably English

hair color: black

eye color: black

height: five feet exactly baby! ( I know I'm short don't gotta rub it in..)

weight: I weigh a number

age: old enough to be on this website that's all you need to know...;)

favorite ship: Percabeth, Caleo, Frazel, Puckabrina, Gruniper, Foutris, Brase (Bree and Chase from Lab Rats)

fictional bf: Chase Davenport, Leo Valdez (he's mine) Percy Jackson, Four (from Divergent) and Puck! I know I fangirl way too much.

You know when you're obsessed with the Outsiders when you:

you daydream about the greasers and you imagine yourself in their time period

You've started using the words "ain't" "golly" "gee" "dig" "tuff" and other old slang words proudly, not paying attention to the weird stares that you're getting from the people around you

you rush up to every random person reading the book squealing and babbling about how amazing the book is and how much their going to love it so much

you've developed a sudden interest in old movies

Your write "Stay Gold" as the last line of every letter you write

You and your best friend spend three hours running around the mall asking random people where you can find white and black converse high tops just because Ponyboy has white ones and Johhny has black ones.

you've read the book so many times you could quote entire pages from it

you spend twenty dollars at the bouncy ball machine trying to get a red one. then when you do you walk around your subdivision for hours bouncing it like Ponyboy does in the beginning of the movie

you laugh hysterically when you really do "step out into the bright sunlight from the darkness of the movie house"

You've committed the Nothing Gold Can Stay poem to memory

You've written (or are writing) multiple fanfictions relating to the Outsiders

you start quoting the book

you've memorized the number page on your favorite parts

you make a list of Greasers and socs using people you know

when talking to someone who has never read it you get defensive when they ask if Ponyboy was his real name

you freak whenever you see a blue mustang

you've read the book multiple times

you start calling your close group of friends a gang

you watch sunsets ( and sunrises)

COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LOOOOOOOOOVE The Outsiders

if you love greasers, are a self-confessed greaser fan, and are a proud member of TEAM GREASER and can't stand socs...COPY AND PASTE!

I've been diagnosed with OCD ( obsessive Curtis disorder) put this on your profile if you've caught it too

I'm A Greaser, A JD And A Hood I Blacken The Name Of Our Fair City I Beat Up People I Rob Gas Stations I Am A Menace To Society Man, Do I Have Fun!

Ponyboy taught me that things are rough all over and even though it might not seem like it, people deeply care about you

Sodapop taught me that its okay to be laid back sometimes

Darry taught me to protect the ones I love

Dally taught me that if you're tough, you won't get hurt

Two-Bit taught me that its ok to make a joke every once while

Steve taught me that you should always stick by your best friends

And Johnny?

Johnny Cade told me to Stay Gold

Nothing Gold Can Stay

Nature's first green is gold

Her hardest hue to hold

Her ealry leaf's a flower

But only so an hour

Then leaf subsides to leaf

So Eden sank to grief

So dawn goes down to day

Nothing gold can stay

FAKE FRIENDS: never ask for food

REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you never have food

FAKE FRIENDS: call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: call your parents MOM/DAD

FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong

REAL FRIENDS: will sit next to you saying "Damn...we really messed up...but that sure was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry

REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back

REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you

REAL FRIENDS: can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you

FAKE FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing

REAL FRIENDS: will kick the whole crowd that left you

FAKE FRIENDS: will knock on your front door

REAL FRIENDS: walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: are for awhile

REAL FRIENDS: are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world

REAL FRIENDS: not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: make you say sorry when you talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even hang out at odd hours

REAL FRIENDS: come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep or kick them out

FAKE FRIENDS: will ask for your umbrella when its raining

REAL FRIENDS: will take your umbrella out of your hand when its raining and say "run, bitch, run!"

FAKE FRIENDS: will ignore this

REAL FRIENDS: will repost this

one month

mommy

I am only 8 inches long

but I have all my organs

I love the sound of your voice

every time I hear it

I wave my arms and legs

the sound of your heart beat

is my favorite lullaby

month two

Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb

if you could see me

you could definitely tell that I'm a baby

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though

it is so nice and warm in here

month three

you know what Mommy

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy

I always want you to be happy

I don't like it when you cry

it makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you can't hear me

month four

Mommy

my hair is starting to grow

it is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it

I spend a lot of my time exercising

I can turn my head and curl my toes and fingers

and stretch my arms and legs

I am becoming quite good at it too

month five

you went to the doctor today.

Mommy he lied to you

he said that I'm not a baby

I am a baby Mommy, your baby

I think and feel

Mommy, what's abortion?

month six

I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him.

he seems cold and heartless

something is intruding my home

the doctor called it a needle

Mommy what is it? it burns!

please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

month seven

Mommy I am okay

I am in Jesus' arms

he is holding me

he told me about abortion

why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just...

One more heart that was stopped

Two more eyes that will never see

Two more hands that will never touch

Two more legs that will never run

One more mouth that will never speak

if you're against abortion, repost this

Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over then intercom. don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that

4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.

5. in the Memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

6. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the Prophecy"

7. Order Diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify that your drive-through order is "To go"

9. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

10. When the money comes out the ATM scream "I Won, I Won!"

11. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling " Run for your lives! They're loose!"

12. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

13. And the Final Way to keep a Healthy Level of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!

did you know? Before you go to sleep at night there is one person on the opposite end of the rainbow, thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they're always thinking about you before they go to sleep at night. They're longing to be with you. But see, if you repost this on your page within the next ten minutes, that person will approach you in the next thirty days and ask you out, or they will grab you and kiss you. However, if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out on a date for the next forty five years.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1993. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, " Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. she will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

92 percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch decided breathing wasn't cool because they're all Socs. Put this on ur profile if u would be one of the 8 percent of the Greasers laughing hysterically in the background

You say Edward, i say Ponyboy

You say Bella, i say Sandy

You say Jacob, i say Sodapop

You say Washington, i say Tulsa

You say Vampires, i say Greasers

You say "how romantic", i say "Let's do it for Johnny!"

Put this on ur profile if you LOVE the Outsiders :D

98 percent of teenager has or tried smoking pot. If u are the 2 percent of teens that don't copy and paste this on ur profile

Copy and paste if you're NOT a DIRECTIONER!

What a Boyfriend Should Do
When she walks away from you mad
Follow her
When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignore's you
Give her your attention
When she pull's away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does
When she misses you
she's hurting inside
When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away
When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers
When she re-post this bulletin
she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her-
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking??"
If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will:
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.
P.S:Not in love...just a naive teenager

/\ /\ This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(='.'=) into your profile to help him gain
(")_(") world domination.

The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2.Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3.Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

4.Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5.Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6.Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8.Thou shalt not use , ;, or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9.Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character!

10.Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.

11.The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12.Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

15.If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16.Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17.Thou shalt show and not tell.

18.Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19.Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art.

20.Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes. Crazy is when you have a post-book comatose state after reading a book and then half an hour later are spouting off random qoutes, character facts and character descriptions to people you know don't give a (inert swear word of choice). If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

“A lot of people think they know what a book is. But in reality not that many do. You see a book is not something you do when you’re bored; it’s not something you were forced to read for a stupid school report. No, a book is something more than that. A book is something that can make you cry for hours for someone who’s not even real (no matter how much you want them to be). It’s something that can make you laugh on your glummest day, at something that’s not even relatively funny. It’s something you scream at when something goes wrong and the idiot in the book won’t listen to you (no matter how hard you scream). It’s something that you get so lost in that you forget the date and where you are for a second. A book is something that’s so addicting that even when you say, “This is the last page, and then I’ll put it down,” you turn the page anyway. It’s your best friend through thick and thin, weather you’re black or white, fat or skinny, young or old. A book is just that- a book; it’s just that some people don’t know what a book is, even though you’ve known your whole life.” by xXIceshadowXx. If you agree with this and know what a book is copy and paste this on your profile. (xXIceshadowXx owns all rights to this quotexX)

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

Dear Bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he helped his friend out of suicide. See that girl you called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you just made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow because his family is poor. See the kid you tripped and laughed at? They get beaten up enough at home.

Think about this the next time you want to put somebody down!

Love,

Your Conscience

Re Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...
when I was born I was BLACK,
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir, When you're born you're PINK,
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you don't agree with racism

Socials may be large, Socials may be rough,
But man, oh man, them Greasers are tuff.
Socials got Mustangs Socials got cash,
But I heart Greasers that roll in trash.
Greasers are great, Greasers are bold,
Put on your Converse shoes and stay gold.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

You say Lady Gaga, I say ELVIS

You say Hannah Montana, I say The Rolling Stones

You say Owl City, I say Led Zeppelin

You say Jonas Brothers, I say The Beatles

You say Justin Bieber, I say Queen

95% of teens these days listen to the same crappy pop over and over again. If you're one of the 5% who still listens to real music, post this on your profile.

I'M A GREASER GIRL!
A GREASY, GREASY GREASY GIRL!
I'M TUFF, I'M LOUD,
AND SHOOT, I'M PROUD!!

So, what have YOU pulled today? :)

A Johnny: You were wishing you can stab somebody, or stabbed them with something sharp (pencil, pen, etc.)

A Darry: You shoved/slapped somebody because they pissed you off.

A Dally: You flipped somebody off (see deleted scenes of the movie, he flips off a police officer lmao).

A Ponyboy: You came home pass curfew.

A Sodapop: You ran out of the house on somebody.

A Two-Bit: You teased/harassed an enemy.

A Steve: You did some type of flip and ended up hurting yourself or getting in trouble in the process.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST play the bagpipes and have no underwear on.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK or SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST be a wimp.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.