MoonlitMeowhide bio
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter. I'm just another hardcore liberal, am quite obsessed with history and HP, and I love anything foreign.Alan Rickman is THE MAN. Ever seen a movie that sucked so terribly it made you want to see it again and again? That, my friends, sums up exactly how I feel about HP and the PoA. Despite all the obvious mistakes and the gaping holes in the plot, it was great. I don't know why I love it so much... maybe it's because I'm a hardcore HP fan. Last year of school... which will be followed by a kick ass (hopefully) summer. Then perhaps 3 years studying in London. I'm already fabulously bored with life over here. I'm very sorry about not updating any of my fics, but let's be honest- they suck. When I get a good idea, I'll be sure to post a proper fic on here. |
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Sev's Diary by Vanyaria Darkshadow reviews
Oh my... you have stumbled across Snapes diary... can you REALLY resist a peek? 3 Please check out my band, Mina's Veil - we've written a song about the amazing Professor Snape called The Silver Doe You can find us on Facebook, Bandcamp, Tumblr, YouTube and Patreon. If we get enough support we will be working on a new album, music videos (and more fanfiction!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,970 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/6/2015 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Slippery Secret by C.T.Thomas reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for a second year of really REALLY flamboyantly gay adverntures Continues from where Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerer's Balls left off. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,949 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Bunkbeds by Dee-and-Essy reviews
WARNING: Contains bad language, character bashing, imaginary basilisks, inappropriate student teacher relations, babelized French, crossdressing, 'The 24 Hour Soap Opera Network', violence, Communism and eye of newt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,759 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 5/9/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
E! True Hogwarts Story: Severus Snape by Empress T'Pau reviews
E! Explores Severus Snapes Life From Birth to Disapearence...complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,366 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
This is Your Brain on the Dark Arts by Hadisia reviews
The long-suffering Professor Snape tells the students to Just Say No to the Dark Arts. Remember kids, don't hex and fly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Severus S.
The Princely Wizard by rachigurl5 reviews
Hermione wants Ron to read her favorite Book. But is William Goldman's "The Princess Bride" really Ron's type of book? Features EngrossedInABook!Ron and Buttercup!Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,067 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/22/2004 - Published: 8/30/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Diary of a Provincial Potions Master by Lady Alice Kyteler reviews
Snape, Hermione ... domestic bliss? A record of daily life at Hogwart's after the War, as seen through the eyes of the recently-married Potions Master.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,886 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/15/2003 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Something you ought to Know by ArchArtistWriter reviews
What is it that Dumbledore is going to tell Harry in the Fifth book (although, perhaps it should be, what should Dumbledore have actually said in the fifth Book)? This is a SATIRE, people. *grins*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/27/2003 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Harry P., Albus D.
Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerors Balls by C.T.Thomas reviews
What if Harry Potter was really REALLY flamboyantly gay? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,964 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 8/2/2003 - Published: 4/7/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Severus Snape, Sexy Slytherin by Zedd reviews
Our beloved Potions Master decides that he wants to be "sexy." How will Hogwarts react? A little differently than he expected. (A parody on all cliched Snape romances).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,740 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 7/17/2001 - Severus S.
Severus Snape: The Play by AppleJuiceMaster reviews
The Gryffindors have a crazy show about Snape's past. That about sums it up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Severus S.
Harry in the shower by Silver8 reviews
Like nearly everything in Harry Potter’s life, even taking a shower is a doom-laden, disturbing experience, accompanied by dark thoughts and scenes which nightmares are made of. Cold water in the magical world seems to have unexpected side effects…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2002 - Harry P.
Hairy Pimper and the Ghetto of Doom by Junkyard Angel reviews
If the idea of Harry Potter as a ghetto homie doesn't amuse you, you'll hate this fic. Harry Potter has been corrupted after watching nothing but Boyz in Da Hood for the whole summer!Not exactly highbrow..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/5/2002 - Published: 9/15/2002
Teacher's Pet by Didodikali reviews
Hermione studies to become an animagus. Professor Snape is not amused. Illustrated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,436 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/20/2002 - Published: 4/24/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Everything Snarky I Know I Learned from Snape by Ibex's Lyre reviews
Hermione's pre-graduation speech.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 89 - Published: 9/3/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
SECRET DIARIES OF HOGWARTS: BOOK TWO! by Sarah Noble reviews
Sequel to the first SDOH. Read all about the tortured love lives and wardrobes of HP characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,211 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2002 - Severus S., Draco M.
SECRET DIARIES OF HOGWARTS by Sarah Noble reviews
You don't really know a person...until you read their VERY SECRET DIARY...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/11/2002
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A Tale of Two Ribbons reviews
Lucius pays a visit to his most reliable friend, Severus. Well, he's the only one who would understand, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/16/2003 - Published: 7/15/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Snapey at the Apothecary's reviews
Remember that scene in Philosopher’s Stone where Harry and Hagrid go to the apothecary’s? Yes, I’m sure most of you do. Now, I give to you what J.K. didn’t write… come along for an adventure, filled with Snape, Snape, and even more of that delic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/3/2003