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Hi I am niko446 I have not even spent a year here in Fanfiction and I am trying to make decent Fanfictions, this profile is a work in progress so plz don't judge me too hard.

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92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

You know you live in 2012 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or Face Book

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

THINGS TO DO AT THE MALL
1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and clean your teeth.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
16. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow, bitch!"
17. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a Jedi match.
18. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"
19. Grab a security guards walkie-talkie, Run away an yell into it the ducks are in the pond i repeat the ducks are in the pon when hen say what say why don't you ask your mom when he reply you said we would never talk about that say an what was it we would never talk about again...

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list!

Well moving on, if you have read my stories you know that I created an OC that I will use in the man behind the mask series

I will use him in most of my stories, until i get board of him so here is a description:

Name: Ōtsutsuki Kage (Props to you if you get were Ōtsutsuki comes from)

Village of origin: Yōsogakure no sato (Roughly: Village hidden in the elements

Class: at least SSSSS

Rank: Leaf: Jōnin Akatsuki: not known

Kekkei genkai: Hyōton, Yōton, Mokuton, Enton, Futton, Shōton, Bakuton, Jiton, Shakuton, Andeddoton, Shikotsumyaku, Ranton, Ultimate Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan, Ultimate Eternal Mangekyō Byakugan, Ultimate Eternal Mangekyō Rinnegan, Tengoku no midori me (Green Eye of Heaven)

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Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 869,651 - Reviews: 4617 - Favs: 7,285 - Follows: 6,063 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
New chance by Hektols reviews
A 10 years old Naruto meets a man who will change his life and the Ninja Nations, but will it be for good? The Yondaime has returned and he is not happy. NaruHina later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 172 - Words: 631,731 - Reviews: 9799 - Favs: 7,697 - Follows: 6,608 - Updated: 3/31/2018 - Published: 1/30/2008 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Genin Again? by WuKoji reviews
While going through the Hokage archives, Naruto discovers a scroll by his father. He reads it and tampers with it but accidentally sends himself back in time. Now he has to repeat his academy days, but this time it'll be different. He has all the power he's had back in his own timeline. NaruxHina, SasuxSaku, and other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,013 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
My Mother, My Brother by OrangeBackpack reviews
After the death of her father, Naruko Namikaze must now live with her mother and brother. Not having seen them in years, she is confused as to what their relationship really means. AU. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,383 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Kushina U., Naruto U.
Is it Blackmail? by OrangeBackpack reviews
Yuuhi Kurenai, a teacher of Konoha High, is blackmailed by none other than Uzumaki Naruto for a mistake she regrets, or does she? Having her under his control, Naruto can't help but to take advantage of the situation. AU. Not a One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,412 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Kurenai Y., Naruto U.