Dalton is putting on the musical of Aladdin. Of course, for an all boy school, the story is a little different...Princess Jasmine becomes Prince Jasper, for one. Klaine. Disney friendly ; And I think you know who is playing Aladdin and "Jasper".

Blaine doesn't like to break the rules, at all. Kurt doesn't want to break the rules, but he at least wants to have fun. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Harry Potter pickup lines!:::

So Blaine got Kurt a bird, Pavarotti. It won't stop interrupting while they're doing the dirty, so they carry on regardless. Then Pavarotti gets creative. Blaine/Kurt, Slash, Rated M, Slightly crackish.