Komman
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Joined 06-26-03, id: 407524, Profile Updated: 08-02-11

Hello recruit. How you found this boggles the mind. But you'll get your own punishment for reaching past your clearance. Naughty naughty recruit. You want to find the depravity please keep looking, I promise you won't get too bloody in the process. If you ask nicely I might even tell you you the direction you need to head in. Now, now what to do for your snooping? Don't you know I don't like my recruits to stay in line?

Now, your Kommandant isn't happy with you. Make it up to me. I may consider leading you to the dirty rotten core of this camp. I might even be able to get you a brand new uniform, after all you found this. Very sneaky of you and that would require some serious hunting on your part. Hm, now I am in quite a quandary about what I want to do. Head back to thebarracks and I'll see what we do from here.


You knew I knew the ways that I could make you say:
"Please, please please don't take it...
Take it, take it, take it easy on me. Just make it.
Make it, make it, make it harder to breathe."
So I'll climb on top and I'll never stop
Till I make you forget who you are


And just feel.

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Coffee by Jack Velvet reviews
Coffee. Crane. Killer Croc. Coffee. Crane. Cover-up. Cover blown. Crane/Wayne slash.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,557 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, J. Crane
The Secrets Of Scary People by J-Horror Girl reviews
There's something living in that chest. It's been in there for two hundred years. Don't fool yourself. The lock isn't broken. It just doesn't work... from the outside.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 60 - Words: 120,616 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - J. Crane
Shadow Selves by Lauralot reviews
Living together against both parties' will is hard, and romance is never easy. Especially when your alter egos hate each other. Eventual Wayne/Crane. Sequel to The Knight and The Prince.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 268,766 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - J. Crane, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Nerd by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
The Joker sets out to prove that the Scarecrow is nothing more than a nerd. Can Dr. Crane show that mad scientist and geek are not synonymous? Will he have any dignity left by the end of the Joker's experiment?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,066 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Chance Encounters by TheOtherMaddHatter reviews
How exactly did Jonathan meet the Clown Prince of Crime? Through a sequence of chance encounters, Jonathan Crane will learn what it truely means to know fear. -This is a slash story between Joker/Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow. -Rating has changed!-
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,350 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Burlap by GreyLiliy reviews
Jonathan hadn't meant to buy the burlap. It just sort of happened.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/11/2009 - J. Crane - Complete
Once I Was You by ladyFrost2 reviews
Bruce isn't really sure who he is anymore. And the little psychiatrist shaped 'problem' he picked up in Arkham isn't helping. Could be read as a sequel to the movie. Sadly they don't make films like this much. NOW COMPLETE.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,764 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Complete
Punch and Judy by Mortissimo reviews
Slash, ScarecrowxJoker No rest for the wicked. A childish nightmare leaves Scarecrow unsettled. ALSO: The End
Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005
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