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A Not-So-Classic Romance by Galythia reviews
AU Victorian London. Alfred is a noble bachelor who in no way wants to get married. Arthur is a promising but young actor struggling to pay rent. When the two meet on the street, Arthur drops Alfred's family ring, which gives Alfred an idea: why doesn't Arthur just act the part of his fiancée? Duels, family issues, love triangles, and angst. Cover by Haku. Abandoned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 199,596 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 5/23/2016 - Published: 11/12/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
It's just going to be you and me by ButterFish reviews
Alfred thinks he's going insane; he keeps dreaming about a green-eyed guy, he hears voices and he keeps finding long, white feathers everywhere. Is the angel Arthur that is haunting his dreams real or is he making it all up? - USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,273 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 2/9/2016 - Published: 7/15/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Constellations by Zo One reviews
Alfred is a magician in training when his best friend rides to war, never to return. When it appears that he will never reach the grand potential his mentor foretells, he runs away. As he wanders, he finds the focus and reason for his life; but at a cost. How do you protect someone who is connected intimately to you, just as the stars are connected in a constellation? USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,499 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 10/20/2012 - [America, England/Britain]
Hetalia Fic Collection by General Kitty Girl reviews
A collection of drabbles, requests and gift fics based inside and out of the "You Were So Small" and "Never Your Hero" universe. Multiple characters, time periods, historical events and scenarios. Ratings and pairings will change accordingly. G-M rating **Cover Art by Pie** -New Fic: "Eternal Star", Greek Mythology!USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,759 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 7/30/2011 - England/Britain, America
1912 by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. Cynical, overweight and bored in the dull twilight of his empire, Arthur finds distraction in the form of rekindling his relationship with Alfred on board the RMS Titanic during her doomed maiden voyage. For Titanic's one hundredth anniversary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,328 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 4/9/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Chime by OrangePlum reviews
There is an old phone that sits on a coffee table in the hallway by the front door. It's an antique or something. My grandma owned it before she died. I know it doesn't work, so why does this Arthur person keep calling?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,942 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 7/31/2013 - England/Britain, America
Me and You in the Deep Blue by OrangePlum reviews
In which Alfred, aquaphobia extraordinaire, attempts to rescue a person from what he thinks is a shark attack, but it just turns out it's a merman. Queue awkward love story. Mermaid AU. US/UK/US
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,619 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - England/Britain, America
Above the Line by Galythia reviews
Alfred Jones is an up-and-coming actor who has hearts swooning at every turn. Arthur Kirkland, a prodigy in his field, is assigned to be Alfred's new makeup artist. Many have faltered in his position before, but the Brit is determined to succeed where others have failed. But not all is as it seems, and falling in love was not written in Arthur's contract. (D/s dynamics). Abandoned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,298 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - England/Britain, America
The Cost of Affection by Thrice Written reviews
Being a whore is easy: all Arthur has to do is spread his legs and take the money. He doesn't have to face his past; nor does he have to deal with love. And for good reason - because when he does fall head-over-heels for someone, he's forced to realize that his sins go beyond prostitution, and that even as he rediscovers himself, his past is coming back to haunt him after all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,525 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - America, England/Britain
American dreams in an English village by ButterFish reviews
USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 243,202 - Reviews: 3004 - Favs: 3,160 - Follows: 2,312 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 5/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
You Can't Take the Sky from Me by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,083 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 2,030 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
Paper Crown Kings and Pinwheel Queens by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. "What is a nation without humanity?" "I don't know," England said flatly. "Spades. Supremacy. Sickness ...The thing that ate him." Cardverse without Cardverse: in which the suits are weapons rather than kingdoms.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,382 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Never Your Hero by General Kitty Girl reviews
WWI Historical. With the face of war rapidly changing, veteran nations struggle to keep up with ever evolving enemies and their growing power. At what point can nations forgo pride and learn to cooperate with their allies for the sake of victory? **Cover Art by ScarletteDiscord**
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 229,947 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 12/21/2010 - England/Britain, America
Run Fast, Turn Left by Car reviews
Track and Field!AU- Arthur and Alfred are roommates and teammates at World U. As if school wasn't hard enough, they also have to deal with skin-tight uniforms, two hour long practices, classes, bus rides, and, oh yeah, falling in love with each other.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,936 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 1/17/2012 - America, England/Britain
Scarecrow's Lullaby by OrangePlum reviews
His name is Arthur Kirkland, and he is in love with his best friend.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,154 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/3/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Red Diamond Heist by Zo One reviews
They were normal, carefree, and unassuming. It was their disguise. Hacker!Alfred x Thief!Arthur; Criminal AU; UKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/9/2013 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
What Lurks Beyond by Zo One reviews
Sometimes there is more to a beast than meets the eye. Alfred is torn between doing what's right by the world and what's right for himself. AU; Snake!Arthur x Human!Alfred UKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,899 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Save the last dance for me by chaoshead13 reviews
Alfred always makes sure the parties he plans are a hit. For everyone who attends - party planner included. So a masquerade ball for Christmas is definitely the way to go. Secret Santa for LJ. USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,844 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/10/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Always One Step Ahead by fakiagirl reviews
The FBI has a lot of secrets. One of them is the location of Arthur Kirkland, a man who can read minds. When an agent goes missing and Agent Jones needs Arthur's help on a mission, things get complicated. USUK, some FrUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,580 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Culture Shock by hetaliareference reviews
Germany comes to visit Spain's home with both Italies for the weekend but clashing cultures and family strife make for a very stressful vacation. Pairings: Germany/Italy and Spain/Romano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,494 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
If You Love Something by Zo One reviews
It will come back. AU; USUK; Merman!Alfred x Arthur
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,881 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
He's a Keeper by Zo One reviews
Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,813 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
The Cards We Are Dealt by FishwichForMyLove reviews
Royal unions rarely have anything to do with love. This fact upsets both Alfred, future King of the House of Spades, and his unwilling betrothed, Arthur. The measure of a great King is not how wisely he ruled, but how deeply he loved. Cardverse AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 111,911 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - America, England/Britain
Catsitting by fakiagirl reviews
USUK. Alfred answers an ad in the paper and ends up housesitting for some crazy British man he's never met. As the days pass by, though, he starts to get more attached to the cats – and curious about their owner. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/12/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Diamond Dogs by captaincreeds reviews
He was merely existing, until his eyes were opened to a world beyond monotony and white-collared shirts. GerIta. Thief AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,168 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
Root of Attraction by whitetyger123 reviews
Born blind, Feliciano decides to get a seeing eye dog. But when he meets the trainer, he gets more than he had hoped for! Co-written with Verboten Byacolate. Ludwig/Feliciano, yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,351 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Cold December Night by Car reviews
All England wanted was one kiss from America, and if wearing a -not ugly at all, thank you very much- sweater and wallpapering his penthouse with mistletoe was how it was going to happen- so be it. Christmas collaboration with simplytrop
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,033 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Voice by Teenage Mouse reviews
Astronaut Alfred F. Jones goes into space for 18 months. While he is up there, he gets to know a voice that talks to him through his earpiece. Should he let himself fall in love or will The Voice disappoint him when he gets back to Earth?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/13/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Smoker's Lounge by Zo One reviews
It all started with a bad habit. UkUs; UsUk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,385 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
I'm Hearing Voices And They Aren't The Fun Kind by OrangePlum reviews
After getting a concussion, Alfred can't stop seeing a figment of his imagination, Arthur. But when Arthur won't go away, he is sent to get professional help. How can he possibly get better when his Russian therapist is even more bonkers than he is? DISCONTINUED
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,407 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - England/Britain, America
I am not the one who will cry by ButterFish reviews
Alfred becomes a volunteer and has to do some cleaning at Arthur Kirkland's house. The guy is ill and needs help; but he's incredibly rude! But as Alfred gets closer to him, he learns to like the man. But is it good falling for someone who is dying? -USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,113 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 131 - Published: 7/29/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Napkin by ButterFish reviews
Arthur just wanted to enjoy his tea in peace at Costa. But then a dense American shows up. But maybe it's Arthur's luck that Alfred happened to pass by Costa that very day? - USUK, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/26/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Torn Hearts, Worn Smiles by Gosangoku reviews
A collection of stories for the summer camp event. - USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,653 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - England/Britain, America
The Baffled King and The Idiot Hero by Ellarose C reviews
modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,419 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Beautiful Little Fool by Gosangoku reviews
Arthur, engaged to a woman he doesn't love, is suffocating in his empty life. Suddenly, it doesn't seem so grey when one Alfred F. Jones appears, but he refuses to fall in love with the man. It's too bad hearts aren't good listeners. - USUKUS fifties AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/4/2011 - England/Britain, America
Breathless by OrangePlum reviews
Arthur Kirkland never thought that golden boy Alfred Jones would ever have a reason to attempt suicide. Then again, how much did he really know about the oh so popular blonde? The rumor mill would surely chew him up and spit him out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,635 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
You and I by Carrot The LuvMachine reviews
Francis reflects on his relationship with Arthur over the years. FrUK onesided , USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Because we made it this far by ButterFish reviews
Alfred has bought Arthur an engagement ring. But everything isn't as it should be. USUK - oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 97 - Published: 5/28/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Demonio by HallowShark1 reviews
The hound from hell is a bad dog. Or, is that what everyone wants to believe. The Priest believes, the hound has good. Deep within it, it has the will to love. Unfortunately, the love is still forbidden and choatic. GerIta AU. Warning: Hellhound!Germany.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,747 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Anniversary by Last Haven reviews
Six months ago, Arthur ran afoul of fae that turned him into-of all things-a cat; Alfred then saved Arthur from starving on the streets. Today, Arthur admits something to himself.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/26/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
See the World Upsidedown by chinquix reviews
Hetalia AU. Having just moved to America, Arthur Kirkland is a new student at Hetalia Academy. But even with his new life, he can never completely outrun his past.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,740 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - England/Britain, America
The Art of Kissing and Telling by Gosangoku reviews
An art that they had perfected long ago. — US/UK drabble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Promise by Tsunderin reviews
"When I grow up, I'm going to be your bride, Kaito-nii!" Fluffy LenKa oneshot. ;D -title changed to make it make more sense...-
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Kaito S., Len K. - Complete
Here I Am by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
Alfred and Arthur are lovers. America and England are definitely not. When England and Arthur somehow switch places, with no way to get back to their own world, both parties have to confront things they never wanted to admit. AlfredxArthur Implied USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,900 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
God Only Threw the Humans Out of Paradise by AppleCiderVinegar reviews
Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme, "Nations from the POV of their pets" 12 years is nothing in the life of a Nation. But to a puppy, it's a lifetime. This is a look at 12 years of England's life through the eyes of man's best friend.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/4/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
It was Tuesday by TechnoRanma reviews
CEO Arthur Kirkland is overworked and overstressed. Well, he is, until his relationship with his new secretary, Alfred F. Jones, turns into something different altogether. Now he's just over. UK/US Office AU 4/10
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,173 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - England/Britain, America