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The Fellowship Cooks Dinner by Nari-chan SND reviews
After a hard days worth of travelling, the Fellowship needs to make the most important descicion of their lives... who will cook dinner and what will they have? Rated what it is to be safe. Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,795 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 10/11/2006
Lord of the Rings: The Freakoship of the Ring by Monty Python61 reviews
A fun parody, not in accordance with every aspect of the books or movies. Fido Gaggins begins his quest to destroy the thumb ring. CHAPTER TWELVE UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,757 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006
Battle's Cry by I Edhellen Muinthil reviews
GASP! CHAPTER 29! Sweet merciful Jebebus! We updated! A hopeful result of getting hit by a large moving vehicle...read on to find out! Some naughty words utilized. And definitely naughty thoughts written down in a manner which is rather...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 202,269 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Glorfindel
Too Many Apples by Zealak Silverdirk reviews
Merry Brandybuck opens his pantry and is confronted by a most peculiar sight. Concerning the finding of the fruits and the following events thereafter.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Meriadoc B. - Complete
Stranded by Nari-chan SND reviews
The elves force several other characters from the LotR to participate in a contest which involves staying on a deserted island. What craziness will ensue as they fight for the ultimate prize...? Parody on Survivor. WARNING: Lots of character bashing!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,107 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 10/1/2006
Lord Of The Guys by quiffed reviews
This is... Lord of the Flies, except with boysex instead of killing. A reality TV show, except with the Marauders instead of B-list celebrities. A WIP. And you get to vote on what happens next. It's just that cool.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,662 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Lily Evans James Potter FanFiction: A HowTo Guide by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which Sirius finds a howto guide, truths are discovered, and James and Lily are unwitting pawns in the game of love. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,528 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Why Me? by marina eys reviews
Lily Evans is in her seventh year at school and is horrified to learn that James Potter, who graduated the year before, is back at Hogwarts. She's even more enraged when she discovers that he is there as a teacher - and one of hers! Lovehate. LilyJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,731 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/1/2004 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Forever Alive by Mordred reviews
Before the boy who lived, there was another story. One of a monster inside of a man. One of a hero inside of a child. One of a traitor inside of a friend. And one of an angel inside of a demon. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 118 - Words: 455,933 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
So Lovely So Sorrowful: Houses of Healing by Mallorn Took reviews
CHAPTER 10 REDONE! Faramir and Eowyn, both wounded in the struggle againt the forces of Sauron meet and eventually fall in love in the Houses of Healing. Can Faramir's love make Eowyn forget Aragorn and force the shadow of despair that hangs over her....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,137 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 11/29/2003 - Faramir, Eowyn
Tis Bad Luck to Bring a Woman Aboard Sir by Sare K reviews
When a young stowaway comes to Port Royal looking for adventure, she finds it in a famed ship. NOT A JACKOC FIC. REVIEW!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,487 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2004 - Published: 12/17/2003
Take Me Away by fiery-eyed-elf reviews
Um, it's funny well I think it is..., it contains Sirius hehe and a bit of LJ. That should be enough for anyone. Mostly SBOC, RLOC but be warned it's the same OC. Rating changes in later chapters. R&R. My first posted fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,551 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 4/20/2004 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P.
Fate Allowed by birdie-and-the-reaper reviews
Bad news for werewolves everywhere folks! new regulations have been set, and our favorite werewolf is in BIG trouble! :COMPLETE: That's all people!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,214 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/6/2003 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Remus L. - Complete
A Captain and a Hobbit's Love Story by Zeech reviews
Diamond thinks Pippin is a selfish, no good Hobbit, Faramir is madly in love with Eowyn, and Boromir lives. What exactly is going on here? A love story, that's what!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,313 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/2/2003 - Published: 4/9/2002 - Faramir, Eowyn
Sunflash The Mace's Halloween Sleepover by Yamiku reviews
The Gremlin officially has his name in not one, but TWO chapters! And some more stuff happens..... (Chapter 4 is up) HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,415 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2002 - Published: 11/11/2002
Diamond of Ohio reviews
I DID NOT,' I screamed, whirling around to face them, 'FALL ASLEEP WITH HAIRY...FRIGGIN...FEET! LOOK' I hopped to one foot and showed them all the horrid abominable monstrosity.' What might actually happen if a 21st century girl woke up as a hobbit...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,051 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Peregrin T.