Bethargic
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Joined 12-18-11, id: 3542116, Profile Updated: 06-21-12

Hello,
My name is Beth and I... don't know how to explain myself.
Here are some questions I answered truthfully to give you something about me.
1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? Sunny

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? I don't have any moles, but I do have . a giant freckle on the lower part of my right breast. I believe this is what they refer to as a "birth mark." I don't think I understand how one can get a mark from birth...

3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? I won't give his name away, but he taught Anatomy 343, a lab class, and I nevermissed a lab or left early. What would you like to know about the circulatory, respiratory, or reproductive systems? Too hot...

4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater? Nope, I am not paying $7 to not watch the movie when I can not pay $7 to not watch a movie at home.

5. What body part do you wash first? My hair

6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms? Not very often...

7. What's the strangest talent you have? I can do some pretty incredible things if I think about it hard enough.

8. Do you have an innie or an outtie? Innie-outtie.

9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles? Original--by the tube!

10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be? I can't recall being tied up, and I don't want to be tied up. I don't see a need for me to be restrained.

11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for? MY mom took away privileges or restricted access to certain things, but neither my sister or I were ever grounded.

12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? I would rather not parallel park, but I have the ability to do so.

13. Have you ever had two dates in one night? I don't think I've had two dates in one month!

14. How many times have you been cussed out? Umm... rarely. Not too many people dislike me. My money is on people cussing me out behind my back.

15. Which shoe do you put on first? The right one.

17. Have you ever been to a gay bar? I can only think of four regular bars that I've been in, let alone gay bars. Something tells me I wouldn't get very many guys in a gay bar... at least, not the kind that want to date me.

18. Girls-- pretty much drive me nuts.

19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? All but one of them ended in breakup. All of them live in my state. They all did something gamer-related of some sort. They all dislike chick flicks, but they all secretly enjoy watching them. Oh, and they all liked me at one time or another.

20. Did you French kiss before you were 16? Yes, I did. I had my first kiss in 8th grade, and I would not trade it for anything.

21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? No.

22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? Family, friends, boyfriend... depends on the day's drama.

23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? Definitely!

24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? I'd rather not wash my bath towel, but I do think either one of those would result in some nastiness of the worst kind. Who came up with that question?

25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable? When I was little I found a sex toy in my moms bedroom and started biting it. (In my defense I was like barely 1.Can we change the subject, puh-leeze?!)

26. What was your childhood nickname? I refuse to disclose this information.

27. When is the last time you played the air guitar? Never.

28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room? Nope.

29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? I put in eye drops once...

30. Have you ever bitten your toenails? No, I don't bite my nails.

31. How do you eat your cookie? Mmmm, cookies... depends on the size and kind.

32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt? I have never worked out in a gym.

33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. I sing.

36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? About 2oz of 100-proof vodka and I'm tipsy to the point of not being able to hold my own head up. I've never been more drunk than that, partly because I don't enjoy the sensation, and partly because I just don't like the taste of alcohol.

37. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt? Um, no.

38. How often do you clean out your ears? When I think about it, every other day or so.

39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? Scrunch

40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie? I never got statistical data on this, so I'm not sure.

41. Do you have any strange phobias? Spiders, heights, and Toes.

42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Kleenex

43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar? Well, seeing that I spend so much time in bars... LOL. There was an incident with a purple onion one time, but that wasn't stupid as much as really funny.

44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? Nope, I have no regrets about any action, decision, or behavior I've ever done.

45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? Not that I recall...

46. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? Nope, I have been on very few dates.

47. Have you ever played naked Twister? I've never played a game naked.

48. Have you ever been drunk at work? I've never been truly drunk.

49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister more attractive? Nope.

50. Do you want to bring sexy back? Give me a good WCS to that song, and I'll do it!

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La Petite Mort by bun-o-ween reviews
A prostitute, a priest, and a story of salvation.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,445 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Boot Camp by JezebelStrike reviews
"So why did you assault your teacher?" Ciel has pulled the last straw. He has fucked up for the last time and is sent to a upstanding boot camp that is known for whipping teenagers into shape. Enter Sebastian. AU SebaCiel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 130,133 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 1/21/2018 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
You Found Me by IamTheKeyToYourHeart reviews
When Sebastian was young he saved a cat that had dark blue fur with big and round blue eyes. Now he is now 21,what happens when one day a young male shows up out of nowhere and claims to have a grudge on him?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,579 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
New Pet by TheKillerPinecone reviews
Ciel's A neko Sebastian's a clothes designer, misadventures happen and sex, Read it, I don't update often but its still active. Oh Grell and William and Claude and Alois happen too. sometimes, kinda
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,740 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 7/11/2015 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., Alois T., Claude F.
Slave by Kenn-chan reviews
The contract is over and now it's time for Sebastain to recieve his side of the deal; but what does that mean for a certain bi-colored eyed boy? A story of love, hate, abuse, and Sebastian & Ciel's relationship now that the roles have changed.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,254 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
You've Got Mail by kiwikid55 reviews
When Izaya Orihara signed up to a dating site, it was just another one of his games. He wasn't expecting to actually fall in love… and with an enemy at that. (DISCONTINUED)
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 71 - Words: 145,298 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Behind the Barbed Wire Fence by PiratesCommand reviews
AU/During WW2. Ciel is a young Jewish boy who is forced to live in a concentration camp along with thousands of others. He comes to fall in love with the very man who is keeping him in that prison.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,304 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Hellfire by aristocratFABLE reviews
Ciel, the incubus prince, hates submission. Sebastian, the devil noble, loves novel things. Sex was their deal and power their game. Life in hell was never this complicated. YAOI ALERT. AU
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,169 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
The Raven King by SanityJinx reviews
On the darkest day of the year a great raven flew into Lord Phantomhive's manor with a request. He wanted his seventh child in exchange for eternal wealth and prosperity for the family. SebCiel AU
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Adventure Time with Marshall and Gumball by Stelera Kinsman reviews
The Ice Queen is always predatoring on dudes. When Fionna falls ill and the snowy sorceress takes the opportunity to swoop on Prince Gumball, Fionna asks Marshall Lee to rescue the prince in her stead. BxB Yaoi rated M for later chapters and BAD PUNS!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,993 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball - Complete
In love with a Dark Rebel by IamTheKeyToYourHeart reviews
Ciel never believed in such nonsense as 'love at first sight' or 'true loves kiss' Only when he met a member from a band called 'Dark Rebel' with loving and caring crimson eyes, only then did he re think it. Short summary's can suck it! Read :D!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
A Dangerous Seduction by Joline Lefevre reviews
Ciel is an assassin working for the mafia, and he is ordered to kill Sebastian. Something goes wrong, and Sebastian catches his assassin. It seems like they have a connection they never knew about before, and it isn't such a positive one. M for future.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,928 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Over You by ayabirkin reviews
After finding out of his girlfriend's cheating ways, Ciel finds himself saddled with his one-year old son while handling his business. Although life is far from bad, his friends Grell and William still thinks that he needs to be with someone.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,077 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
When the Lights Go Down by Disgruntled Minion reviews
AU: When the lights fade in stardom, a star will fall to the ground. But it will be picked up and enveloped by the darkness, showing that there's more pleasure to be found in the shadows than in the spotlight. Seb/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,956 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Black Skies by Remote Control Trancy reviews
Ciel Phantomhive is 15 years old, having to go overseas to a boarding school, not expecting for there to be much, until he runs into an older student named Sebastian. He doesn't wish for a relationship, or friends, but will this man change his mind? AU
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,415 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
His Butler, Teaching by DarkOtakuKnights reviews
Ciel gets a letter from the queen asking him to solve a case about a perverted teacher, but when things go wrong only one person is there to help him. yaoi in later on chappies dont like dont read! SebaXCiel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,273 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Devilish Impulses by Kitty Gets Loose reviews
He impulsively broke the covenant, then remade it. But can the trust, once shattered, be recovered? Sebastian must work twice as hard to rebuild what he briefly discarded. Shotacon, yaoi. Begins after the end of the anime's first season. Some divergence from anime plot, with elements from the manga.
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Sleepover Fun by Navigate Me reviews
After having his apartment destroyed, Mikado sleeps over at Kida's house while Linda and Gakuen are out. But when they share a bed, things get awkward. Especially when Kida starts grinding against Mikado in his sleep. KidaxMikado. Two Parter. M to be safe
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 106 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Mikado R., Masaomi K.
A tale from Hell for naughty children only by the peach blossom reviews
Even demon children receive a sexual education. Except that they learn through practice rather than through theory.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,239 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete