ANIMENIAK

Okay, lemme refresh my profile since last time it was confusing and messed up. So I'll give it another shot in a more organized fashion.

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Name:

Lyle (That's all you need to know, if I can trust you and know you well you can drop me a line and I'll give you my full name so we can chat on Facebook)

Age:

16

Country:

South Africa

Accounts:

I got an account over at fictionpress, the URL is http://www.fictionpress.com/animeniak

I have one at www.dbzf.co.uk my username is of course Animeniak

The other is at www.narutobase.net my username is of course Animeniak.

And finally, my email account is animeniak29@gmail.com

Those are the most important ones that concern fanfiction, I should go and get more accounts but what the hey ;P

About Me:

Well, I am probably the most laziest person on the face of God's Green Earth (According to my Mom). But I don't see myself as such, I consider myself relaxed, chilled, and laid-back. So the best word to describe me is nonchalant, yep that is the BEST way to describe me.

I am jovial and the jokester in my group of friends. They say that they have yet to see me truly get angry but when I do I am considered vicious. Apparently I will make a good stand up comic, maybe I'll consider that career down the line.

My teachers consistently think I smoke weed or that I take some type of pill because I my eyes have these unenthusiastic/sleepy look and I always have a smile on my face. I guess I just enjoy life.

I am polite and kind and tend to get along with everyone since I am a peoples person at heart. There are times that I am quiet and sort of disconnected and don't talk much which leads some people to believe that I am rude. Huh, me rude? The only time I am rude is when I deliver a shocking comment that seems funny to me.

Gah, I HATE SCHOOL!!!!! Anyone who says they love that façade for a prison is either not human or they got dropped on their head at birth. Sure, it is a good place to socialize and meet crazy characters (believe me, we have a few crazy kids at the school I attend) but other than that the place sucks major d*k.

How I miss the days when I was younger and had nothing to worry about other than choosing between vanilla and chocolate ice-cream *sigh* those were the bloody days! Now teenage years deal with a lot of frustrating tasks.

I think of myself as kinda shy but give me an hour around the crowd and I can be the BIGGEST jerk ever.

Another thing that I HATE than school is the devourer of souls, the demon of all demons, the thing the devil fears most is... mathematics (dun dun duuuun!). For the life of me I cannot figure out how to 'solve for x'. I can rip my hair out of my head when writing a math exam, but once I understand what to do I get into the zone and actually enjoy working out that crap.

BUT what I lack in numbers I greatly make up with in words. I am the all time highest scoring student for English in my Primary School and so far second best in High School and I do not even study for the flippin' exams.

I guess it was because I LOVED to read books at a young age that contributed to this. Reading is my passion, I can finish Lord of the Rings in two days and school you under the table on the entire plot.

I love writing too. Ever since I was 9-years-old I would create my own comics and write my own stories in order to pass the time.

It is because of this my teaches call me 'brilliant but lazy' because I do not fully apply myself in school.

Another thing they label me as is arrogant. I really do not give a crap about what they think even though most of what they say is true. All I want in life is a Xbox controller in one hand, a book in the other and a soft bed to chill on for the rest of my life. Is that so much to ask for?

Speaking of which... I. Am. Totally. In. Love. With. Video-Games.

I can literally play for 12 hours straight on weekends and don't get me started during school holidays. All I'll need is coffee, potato chips and pizza and I can play an entire Call of Duty campaign in one day straight.

If you think I am a couch potato that does not get exercise I am not. I play street soccer and Under 19 soccer for my school. I am totally a soccer fanatic! The only sport besides soccer that gets my engine revving is skateboarding. I love the sport with all my heart and I'll spend hours just to get one trick to perfection. I occasionally go to the gym and do some work-outs.

TV-Shows: Dragon Ball Z, Naruto, Sponge Bob Square Pants, WWE, Prison Break, Smallville, Big Bang Theory, Bleach, Ben 10 Ultimate Alien, The Last Airbender, Soccer (Man Utd supporter), Chuck, Numb3rs, How I Met Your Mother, MTV Spider-Man, Game of Thrones, XIII. These are the only one's I can think of at the moment.

Movies: DAMN! Avatar, Transformers 1, 2 & 3, I Love You Man, Year 1, 8 Mile, Real Steel, Spider-Man 1, 2 & 3, The Amazing Spider-Man, Batman Begins, Inception, The Dark Knight, The Dark Knight Rises, Goal, Premium Rush, Iron Man 3, White House Down, Man of Steel, The Avengers. (Crap, there's just too much to mention, but anything with action and comedy)

Books: Spud, Time-Riders, Vampires Assistant ,Ring of the Slave Prince,The Demeonator, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, the Harry Potter series, All books by Jeremy Strong, Divergent, The Hunger Games.

Favourite characters:

Dragon Ball Z: Goku, Frieza, Krillin, Master Roshi, Chi-chi, Yamcha, Vegeta, Bardock, Raditz

Naruto: Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura (I like to hate on her), Kakashi, Konohamaru, Rock Lee, Hinata, Shikamaru, Neji, Zabuza, Haku, Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Gaara, Itachi, Pain

WWE: John Cena, The Undertaker, CM Punk, Jeff Hardy

Prison Break: Michael, Lincoln, Sucre, T-Bag

Smallville: Clark, Pete, Lex, Lionel, Lois, Johnathan

Big Bang Theory: Sheldon, Leonard, Howard, Raj (love it when he gets drunk), Leslie, Bernadet, Kripky, sorry there is no Penny (she is just too needy)

Bleach: Ichigo, Rukia, Uryu, Yasutora, Go, Toriyosero, Renji, Toshiro, Rangiku, Kenpachi, Kaein

Ben 10 UA: Ben, Kevin, Gwen, Azmuth, HUMUNGASOUR!, Jet Ray, Goop, Upgrade, Swampfire, Echo Echo, Four Arms, Spider-Monkey, Terraspin

Transformers: Optimus Prime, Megatron, Bumble Bee, Starscream, Sam, Mikaela (Megan Fox is just HOT), The Fallen

8 Mile: Rabbit, Papa Doc, Future, Cheddar Bob, the worm with braids

Spider-Man Trilogy: Peter, Harry, Aunt May, Norman, Doc Ock, Sand Man

The Amazing Spider-Man: Peter, Gwen, Dr. Connors/ The Lizard

Batman Trilogy: Bruce, Alfred, Gordan, The Joker, Bane

Spud: John "Spud" Milton, Rambo, Mad Dog, Fatty, Rain Man, Gecko, Simon "Simon Brown" Brown, Mermaid, Amanda, John's racist father, Wombat, Pike, oh and who can forget Rodger the Cat

Time-Riders: Liam, Maddy, Foster, Bob, Becks, Adam

The Hobbit: Bilbo & Gandalf

Lord of the Rings: Frodo, Samwise, Pippin, Aragon, Saruman

Harry Potter: Harry. Hermaine, Ron, Dumbledore, Draco Malfoy, Voldemort

Favourite words: Awe (The Afrikaans slang word meaning hello), like, shit, crap, ass, dick, bitch, dumbass, homo, faggot, unethical, hosh (Afrikaans slang for 'whats up'), dude, rad, broski, sweet, theoretically, basically

My Stories:

Spider-Man Forever:

Volume I: My first fanfiction. this story is about a boy who has been adopted by Peter Parker and MJ Parker. He deals with every day life-like any of us, and just tries to figure out why his biological parents gave him up for adoption. And he makes a discovery that shakes the foundations of his life...

Omnitrix: Universal War

My second fanfiction which is completely compiled with OCs. Drake Sullivan goes on a road trip with his two best friends Dina Kent and Cody Rollins. While driving on a deserted main road in a RV, the trio witness a UFO crash landing nearby. In it, the Omnitrix, the most powerful device in the entire universe...

Dragon Ball Z: Android Apocalypse

A one shot that took me an entire month to write. Trunks, Goten and Uub have been alerted by Bulma of suspicious activities happening in Dr Gero's former lab. the trio decide to trek to the cave and suddenly they face-to-face with Dr Gero's original 'Perfect Creation'.

Tags:

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

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If you are OBSESSED with anime, copy this onto your profile as a fellow Animeniac!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't even remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this onto your profile!

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If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

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Dragon Ball Pact:

"This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race. And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage. Be proud, for you are a true Saiyan!"

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This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it? If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile.

Favourite Quotes:

Heh heh heh, he fought like a man and died like a dog - Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z)

You see when you take life, you live deep in fear that your life will be taking away as well, we all need to read what we do there's question about it. Because when you harm others, you only just harming yourself - Goku (Dragon Ball GT)

Tell me, is it slavery when you get what you want? - Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z)

Free will? Pitiful humans. War, segregation, hatred, is that what you've done with your free will, boy? - Android 13 (DBZ: Super Android 13)

You can destroy planets, but you can never destroy what I am, friend. I am the hope of the universe, I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent, I am the light in the darkness. I am truth. - Goku (Dragon Ball Z)

Wake up! Majin Buu's eaten everyone we care about. Everyone is gone! Even Bulma. They've become part of Buu. They can't even die! I just thought the least we could do, is put our old differences aside, just this once, and really work together. We owe that to our teammates, our families Vegeta! Our friends! Look, you've always talked about our Saiyan race, how we're the last of a mighty people, well it's time we accept that were starting a new race. One that can be just as strong, just as proud, but not if we're caught up in our old birthrights to see what's right in front of us! We've lost our old race Vegeta, lets not lose this one too! - Goku (Dragon Ball Z)

Krillin: They say it isnt over till the fat lady sings.

Vegeta: Well I think she just humed a few tunes -Vegeta to Krillin (Dragon Ball Z)

Look into my eyes and accept my dearest apologies. While you're at it, notice
my handsome, manly features - Might Guy (Naruto)

In the ninja world, those who don't follow the rules are trash. But, those who
abandon their friends are even worse than trash- Obito (Naruto: Kakashi Gaiden)

No, you don't get it, thats why I'm telling you. You think you get it, which
isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it? - Kakashi (Naruto)

Foolish brother, if you wish to kill me, hate me, detest me, and survive in an
unsightly way. Run, run and cling to life - Itachi (Naruto)

If my arms get ripped off, I'll just kick him to death. If my legs get ripped
off, I'll just bite him to death. If my head gets ripped off, I'll just stare
him to death. And if my eyes get ripped out, I'll just curse him to
death! - Naruto (Naruto Shippuden)

What a drag - Shikamaru (Naruto)

I live only for myself and love only myself - Gaara (Naruto)

These people are precious to me...we share a home...we share a life...and
though we may not share ties of blood, they are precious to me! They are my
family! - Third Hokage (Naruto)

Now run, run into the sunset and suffer. But don't mess up your hair - Might Guy (Naruto)

Neji : Why do you still fight against your fate that hard?
Naruto : Because people
say I'm a loser - Naruto to Neji (Naruto)

Hard work is worthless for those that don't believe in themselves - Might Guy

Naruto: I might look like I'm strong from your view, but I'm just acting like it
because I always make
mistakes and I don't like to admit that I'm
weak
Hinata: You make mistakes...but...because of those mistakes...you get
the strength to stand up to
them...that's why I think you are truly
strong - Hinata to Naruto (Naruto)

...when you've built a profile deadly enough to be entered into my bingo
book...when you've hovered between life and death so many times it doesn't faze
you...then you just may deserve to be called a ninja. - Zabuza (Naruto)

When a person has someone important to protect, that's when they can truly
become strong - Haku (Naruto)

A soul needs a purpose to live... and so I concluded that my purpose was to kill
everyone besides myself. - Gaara

Pakkun: That smell is... I didn't notice it until now, but...you're using the same shampoo as me! The scent of floral green there's no mistaking it!

Sakura: I smell like a dog... I smell like a dog... - Pakkun to Sakura (Naruto)

Shut up... or I'll kill you - Gaara

We have walked through the darkness of this world, that's why we are able to see even a sliver of light - Gaara (Naruto Shippuden)

[ Gaara's Speech before departing for the Fourth Shinobi War] Three times now... We've fought world wars for our own nations, our own villages. We've hurt one another. We've hated one another. That hatred bred a lust for power, and that lust for power created ME. I was a Jinchuuriki, the embodiment of hatred and power. And I hated this world, and all the people in it... I wanted to destroy it with my own hands. The exact same thing Akatsuki is trying to do today. But one man, one ninja from Konoha stopped me. [Remembering Uzumaki Naruto's words]. I was his enemy, yet he wept for me! I hurt him, yet he called me his friend! He saved me! My enemy, my fellow Jinchuuriki... He suffered the same pain as me, yet bore no ill will! There are no enemies here because we've all suffered at Akatsuki's hand! SO THERE IS NO SAND, NO STONE, NO LEAF, NO MIST, NO CLOUD! THERE ARE ONLY SHINOBI! And if you still hold a grudge against the Sand, then when this war is over, come and take my head instead! Our enemies are after the friend who saved my life! If they take him, if we hand him over, our world is finished! I want to protect him, and I want to protect our world! But I'm too young to protect it all on my own! All of you lend me your aid! - Gaara (Naruto Shippuden)

I never give up... I never go back on my word... that's my nindo, my ninja way! - Naruto (Naruto)

Even if our enemy is a small bug, we will not underestimate it. - Shino (Naruto)

You talk too much.. and your words... they cut deeper than any blade... - Zabuza (Naruto)

Sasuke: [Angry] Maybe if I was to kill the most important people in YOUR life, everyone who's ever meant anything. Maybe THEN I'd listen to you because maybe THEN you'll have some idea how I feel!

Kakashi: Hmm. It's an interesting theory. But I'm afraid you're a little late to put it to the test. [Smiles softly] Everyone you're talking about has already been killed. - Kakashi to Sasuke (Naruto)

If destiny is made of gears and we are the sand in between that is torn apart,
there's nothing left but being powerless. I want power. - Ichigo (Bleach)

The power to crush destiny looks like a blade that is swung down - Ichigo (Bleach)

Because I swore that I would save her. I swore... to my soul!! - Ichigo (Bleach)

The fight to protect life and the fight to protect honor——that's Captain Ukitake's policy. But you know, Kuchiki...I think that in the end, those both end up being the same thing. ...Heart. Kaien (Bleach)

Whenever you fight from this point on, there is one thing you must never do. Which is...to die alone - Kaien (Bleach)

There is nothing but fear reflected in your sword. When you dodge, you're afraid of getting killed. When you attack, you're afraid of killing someone. Even when you try to protect someone, you're afraid of letting them die. Yes, your sword speaks to me only of absurd fear. What's necessary in a fight isn't fear. Nothing can be born of that. When you dodge, "I won't let them cut me." When you protect someone, "I won't let them die." When you attack, "I will kill them." Well, can't you see the resolve to kill you in my sword? - Kisuke (Bleach)

Well that's it I'll see if I can add more in coming months.

Check Ya;-)