The Ark wasn’t the end. Stranded on an alien world where the rules of reality no longer apply, the Master Chief and his allies will face new challenges. When darkness rises, they must show that sometimes, a few brave souls can make all the difference.

What if you, an ordinary person, somehow ended up beating Khorne and so end up becoming the Blood God yourself? This is what happens to poor trooper Soloman Castern of the Imperial Guard. And then madness and mayhem ensues... an attempted comedy of 40K: has a mix of random slapstick and an absurd, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" style of humour. Read and enjoy!

One-Shot Series. "I beg of you… My slave who lives somewhere in the universe! Oh sacred, beautiful and strong familiar spirit! I desire and here I plead from my heart! Answer to my guidance!" What else could they do but answer? R&R

In the near future of the 21st century, there is only boredom for Michael. Until the finest of the 41st Millennium start appearing in his living room. While shrunk down to miniature scale. With functional weapons. And they are really, really pissed off...

It is the 41st millennium. The Imperium of Man is besieged on all sides by aliens, heretics and mutants. Mankind faces extinction. Its people pray for salvation. Heeding the call, the Emperor has sent...well, the best he could get on such short notice. Now ready for a ball-busting, chaos-purging second half!

My response to Madork Gunna's Necron Familiar Challenge. Louise summons a Necron Lord fresh from a defeat. It thinks that Louise is his new Master as punishment. Remember, only C'tan can order around Necrons. Misunderstanding will ensue. HUMOR! Enjoy!

Louise doesn't summon Saito during the familiar ritual, but instead gets one of the sorcerers of the Thousand Sons traitor legion. General chaos and madness ensue. Review PLEASE!

All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.

Yet another different familiar for Louise fic. FP POV, a former SI reincarnated into a stressful life. Ignorant of the series, how will this would be scholar fare when he realizes he's not the only thing from his old home to crossover?

When the Spirit of Fire thrown into a slip space tear from the rubble of the Shield World, Captain Cutter's Job just got a lot harder. Now he must defend this Medeival realm from a small Covenant invasion, whilst dealing with the locals and their bizarnes

Years after the end of the events of the first game 5 new heroes have killed the old overlord, starting a new adventure for the Overlord's vicious son Keyon. First Overlord fic ANYWHERE!

A collection of Omake from ToyHammer, these stories just use the characters and setting, but not the plot of the storyline. PLEASE REMEMBER THAT! Reviews and critiques will be much appreciated and the latter, rewarded!

What would happen if all those badass Space Marines, Orks, every army of Warhammer 40K ... was only as big as they are in the tabletop? This story explores this question. Hilarity will ensue. Blood will ensue. Great Heresy will ensue. ... Just as planned.

"Of all the conflicts recorded in the latter stages of the Human-Covenant War, perhaps one of the most interesting was that which occured on the Outer Colony Crassus, c.Nov.2552. Interesting, and with an entirely unexpected outcome.." ONI Case-File 428/