Fav. songs: Build Me Up (Buttercup Baby), Johnny B. Goode, anything by the Four Seasons and Elvis...I'm pretty much an oldies aficionado.

Fav. movies: Jailhouse Rock, Edward Scissorhands, Halloween H2O, Freddy vs. Jason, Benny and Joon, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Pirates of the Caribbean, etc. etc.

Fav. baseball team: Mets (I am the future Mrs. Piazza)

Fav. actors: JOHNNY DEPP!!!, Brad Pitt

Fav. actresses: Eliza Dushku, even though the plot of her show is a little over-used ("I see dead people."). I also like Charlize Theron. She gained 30 pounds and got really ugly, then lost the extra weight and was pretty again. AND she was really good in that movie "Monster" and in "the Astronaut's Wife". Wow. That's talent.

Fav. quotes from Johnny's movies:
Huey- Are you a visitor?
Gene (Johnny)- No, I'm just visiting
(Nick of Time)

Mrs. Jung- George, tell your father about layaway.
George (Johnny)- ...Layaway.
(Blow)

Weird chick (don't know her name)-What are you going to do if they're in there?
Corso (Johnny)- Probably hide behind you.
(the Ninth Gate)

Weird chick- I like trains.
Corso- Trains that I'M on?
Weird chick- Just trains.
(Ninth Gate...again)

Edward (...duh)- Then she showed me the back room where she took all of her clothes off.
(Edward Scissorhands, duh lol)

Esmeralda- Have you sheep strayed so far from the path?
Edward- We're not sheep.

(all of these are from Pirates of the Caribbean, in case you couldn't tell)
CAPTAIN Jack- Well, I'm feeling rather good about this, actually. I believe we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically...grammatically.

CAPTAIN Jack- You've burned all the food, the shade...the rum!
Elizabeth- Yes, the rum is gone.
CAPTAIN Jack- Why is the rum gone?!

CAPTAIN Jack- I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid.

Fav. word: Splendiferous
LEAST fav. word: Octopus...it just sounds so...dirty.

Random quotes:

"I've had to pee since 5 a.m., but I've been waiting to see if we have school or not. Our damn school is gonna give me a urinary tract infection!"
--Me talking to Ashley

"Queer people can do anything, except have sex with the opposite sex."
--Me talking to Jenn

"It's Sam Sam the Faggot Man!"
--Jenn

"At least I don't have split ends!"
--Jenn in my story

"Watch out. Erin's split ends might eat you."
--Alisha

Brianne: I love Johnny Depp! I own all of his movies and I have a little shrine to him in my room!
Ashley: Whoa, Erin. It looks like you've got some competition.
Me: ...I'm throwing in the towel. Brianne is DEFINITELY more in love with Johnny than me.

My Dad: You like his long-haired fag look in this movie?
Me: I like his tie.
My Dad: Is he Benny or Joon?
Me: He's Sam.
My Dad: Then he doesn't belong in this movie.

Me: Did you know that a 'piazza' is like an Italian porch thing?
My Dad: Really? I always thought Piazza was just a fag.

Stephanie (my sister): *on the phone* I lost my puppy...
Girl on Phone: I don't give a shit about your puppy.
Stephanie: But he only has one eye.
Girl on Phone: I don't care.
Stephanie: Oh, he just got ran over by a bus. Thanks, you careless bitch! *hangs up*

Coach Z: Ya did a great jorb out there today, Homestar.
Homestar: Uh...I'm sorry. What?
Coach Z: Uhh, I said ya did great JORB out there today, Homestar.
Homestar: Oh...my...gosh...

That's from Homestarrunner.com. All of you should go there. It's really funny!

Me: The kid walks around going "G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT!" I think he has some sort of problem.
Kaela: I'LL show him "G-G-G-Unit!"

Mr. Morris: I'm just stallin', you know. 'Cause I'm haaaalf retaaarded.

Me: My friend said that you look like a leprechaun.
Mr. Morris: Whoa, really? That's AWESOME! I should come into school one day dressed in all green and carrying a pot of gold.

Yogi Victor: What time do you evacuate your bowels?
Hank: Uh...
Yogi Victor: There is only one correct answer: between four and six in the morning.

"Lunch is one of the worst things you can do to yourself!"
-- Yogi Victor

"Make sure you buy the new tape of me...making ocean noises."
-- Yogi Victor

Wheee! I loved the Johnny episode of King of the Hill!

Lenny: That's "Tales of Suspense," number 49. He likes reading his comics.
Laverne: But he's still here.
Lenny: No, Laverne. He's not...He cant hear and read at the same time. He's only human.

Shirley: I know what we're going to do.
Laverne: WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO!
Shirley: We're going to go to the bathroom.
Laverne: WE ARE GOING TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!

"This blows."
-- Catherine, on many occasions

Rebecca: What does the back of the shirt say?
Me: Umm..."Kids aren't the only ones who need to get out and play."
Rebecca: Jesus Christ. It makes me sound like a pedophile or something.

"They're called the Quest Clan, and I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't remember your own name half the time."
-- Hiei

"Oh my God! It's that skank Kelsey walking by with one of her stupid friends. I'm going to take Cujo for a walk and maybe we'll get lucky and he'll maul her. That would be beyond cool."
-- Me

"Being forgotten, now THAT'S a bitch."
-- Freddy Krueger, Freddy vs. Jason

The Rock: Who's your buddy?
Eugene: The Rock!
The Rock: Who's your biggest fan?
Eugene: The Rock!
The Rock: Who's your favorite wrestler?
Eugene: TRIPLE H!
The Rock: ...

"You don't want to play games with Triple H. The only game Triple H likes to play is 'Pass the Strudel.'"
-- The Rock

"Oh say can you see-OPEN, DAMN IT!"
-- Ashley

"I imagined their faces when they found out I was English and not American after I'd been killed. 'Oh, we're so sorry.'"
-- Charlie Chaplin

Jenn: Yeah and we could paint the motorboat brown.
Me: NO! Then it would look like a freakin' turd zooming across the water!

I am now giving Eliza Dushku her own quotes section. Whoopee!

Principal Wood: Looks like the First found your Achilles' heel.
Faith: Oh man. The First just TALKED to me. You mean it does a heel thing, too?
Principal Wood: Um...That's a figure of speech. I meant it was trying to find your weak point.
Faith: ...Oh.

"Church for Mormons is like, three hours long. I remember being in the van with my brothers on Sunday mornings, and whenever my mom would stop the car, we'd jump out and run as far as we could so we wouldn't have to go."

"I watched a scary movie in my apartment the other night, and after it was over, I went searching all over the place because I seriously thought someone was hiding in my apartment. I even started talking to the person. It sounds stupid, but it's true!"

Torrance: Awesome, oh wow! Like totally freak me out! I mean right on! The Toros sure are number 1!
Missy: I transferred from Los Angeles, your school has no gymnastics team. This is a last resort.

"Until I was twelve years old, I seriously thought I was a boy. People would pass me on the street and they'd say to my mom 'oh what a cute little boy.' And my mom would say 'She's a GIRL.'"

"I think the biggest problem most people might have with me is that they don't know how to pronounce my last name."

That's all I can think of for now. Read and review my stories and maybe I'll put more on here. Then again, maybe not...