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 Author has written 3 stories for Kuroshitsuji, Star Vs. The Forces of Evil, and Harry Potter. What you need to know about moi: -GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS -Name's Tay -Trash for Hamilton, Heathers, anime, Harry Potter, and music -Gay af -Is actually pansexual but just refers to myself as gay to avoid the awkward "no I'm not sexually attracted to kitchen pans" talk -Can't finish stories for shit -Quite possibly one of the laziest freshman you'll ever know -"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw" -Uses a hell of a lot of outdated slang -Like seriously it's kind of weird -HOW DOES A BASTARD, ORPHAN, SON OF A WHORE-- -socially awkward -has virtually no life...except for a virtual life -All the obscure literature references -Is actually Satan |
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The Son of Lord Voldemort by Shopaholic1369 reviews
Voldemort never killed Harry, instead he killed his parents and kidnapped Harry to raise as his own son against Dumbledore and the light. Dark/Slytherin Harry. Eventual M rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 250,210 - Reviews: 2157 - Favs: 3,205 - Follows: 3,353 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Voldemort, Daphne G.
Reading the Chronicles of Nick by Blue Cinder reviews
Nick gets a surprise from Ambrose, books. And 8 of them. They are about his life. How will everyone be able to handle all the new found secrets? Rated T for language and maybe some.. Ash/Nick love cos I'm into that.
Chronicles of Nick - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,503 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 5/22/2014
The Winter Wizard by Rosycat reviews
Like it or not, Jack Frost is going to Hogwarts. Why? He needs to protect an exceptional boy from an evil wizard... Wait, what? Follow Jack as he struggles to protect Harry from a rising evil stronger than even Pitch Black... Follows book 1 of Harry Potter but there will be sequels. And yes, I'm sorry, the age is wrong, but this is fanfiction. :P
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,175 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 8/11/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Jack Frost
Harry Potter and the Sympathy of Souls by MorticiaYouSpokeFrench reviews
Voldemort succeeds in stealing the philosopher's stone, but not all is as it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,450 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 2,087 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 5/14/2017 - Published: 6/22/2015 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] [Nicolas F., Perenelle F.] - Complete
South Park Disney Musical by Cartmanbrah reviews
South Park parodies of your favorite Disney songs!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/19/2017 - Published: 4/7/2016
Reading Lightning Thief by Randomestfandoms reviews
Directly after the second Titan's war, Percy, Thalia, and Nico are asked to stay on Olympus, due to a box and letter. They, along with the 14 Olympians read the entire Percy Jackson Series. This is them reading Lightning Thief. Basically a PercyxNico reading the series story, minus changes listed in ch1. Mentions of sex, nothing explicit. PercyxThaliaxNico Familyness. RR&CC?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,713 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G., Apollo
Kyle's Brightside by PrincessMangled reviews
Kyle and Stan have done something over the weekend and Kyle has never felt the same since. Seeing Wendy with Stan is now beginning to bother him. Could he have developed feelings for his sbf from one weekend event or could they have been there all this time and the weekend event brought them out?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,615 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 2/3/2016 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
Chronicles of a Body Snatcher by Ghostwriter Redux reviews
When a young snowboarder gets buried alive by an avalanche when on holiday she finds that dying is the least of her worries (surprisingly enough). Madi is unceremoniously thrust headfirst into the Vampire Knight 'verse as a result (into Yuuki Kuran's body, no less) and forced to navigate the VK world without wrecking the storyline beyond repair. Pray for her, would you?
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,357 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 3/24/2016 - Published: 3/16/2014 - OC, Kaname K., Yuki C., Zero K.
Love in the Bathroom by animegirl4321 reviews
Kaname decided to help Zero and allow him to drink his blood in replacement of Yuuki's. However, what was supposed to just be a feeding turned into something else entirely. Now Kaname has to work out his newfound feelings for Zero and the feelings that he already has for Yuuki. Yaoi. Kaname x Zero. Not your cup of tea? Then don't read
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Kaname K., Zero K.
My Cousin and I Argue Over Which One Of Us Is Weirder by AnotherStoryFan reviews
An additional chapter after The Sword of Summer. Magnus and Annabeth have a conversation over falafel, with Percy interrupting at the end. Spoilers for The Sword of Summer (duh).
Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/12/2015 - Magnus C., Annabeth C. - Complete
Darkfrost by SurpriseUnicorn reviews
I'm just a normal girl. Or at least I was, until I moved to a school in Japan filled with Vampires! The weirdest thing is, that I'm actually friends with one online! What even? Rated T for swear words.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,852 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/10/2015 - Published: 6/22/2015 - [OC, Takuma I.]
You'll Be My Valentine by ABlurInTheWind reviews
Valentine will get Draculaura's heart this time, one way or another, by February 14th. However his originally simple repeat routine is thrown off kilter by more than one unexpected player, unintentional or not. Valentine's never wanted to spare a heart before. Jackson just wants to be noticed, make it through one day at a time. After one unfortunate run in and a few classes..JxV
Monster High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/13/2015 - Jackson J., Valentine
Twisted Fantasy (ABANDONED) by rxsetyler reviews
The dreams comes every night. She comes every night. They're vivid, enchanting, and all Harry wants is to know who she is. But she dreams too. She sees him, doing things that no mundane could, things that she never could. And all feelings she feels for others vanish when she thinks of him. But someone will do anything to keep them apart. (Rating T to be safe.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Harry P., Clary F.
Dancing Feathers by ABlurInTheWind reviews
Zero should've been more careful. Shouldn't have fallen asleep on the fountain. And never, ever, should have left his wings unfurled while he slept. Now just look at what it's gotten him into. Debt with a pureblood, and a he's got great blackmail to boot.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Kaname K., Zero K.
The Marauders and Me by Snuffles-sweetie reviews
It all started with James Potter suddenly appearing in my kitchen. Little did I know I was about to be sucked into Potter-verse and experience the ride of my life. SBOC,JPLE,RLOC. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 140,587 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., OC - Complete
Unplanned by Somewhere Nowhere reviews
Zero and Kaname both love Yuki and hate each other right? Well maybe it's a little more complicated...
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,841 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Zero K., Kaname K.
Two Sides of the Same Coin by noiselessheart reviews
Harry and Draco find out the hard way that the line between hate and love is a fine one, and that somewhere between the Battle of Hogwarts and being thrust back together as Hogwarts eighth years, they may have just crossed it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 117,277 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 2,546 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy Is Not A Vampire by Christy T reviews
Draco has to deal with a certain problem caused by a certain muggle book series... DM/HG implied. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Rank Mission: Hogwarts by zfirze reviews
[HP xover] ANBU guards, Sasuke and Naruto, are entering into Harry's fifth year...[sasunaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,858 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I Fell in Love with a Boy by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2004
The Secret's In The Telling by Sakuri reviews
Draco Malfoy suffers the unthinkable when he is turned into a werewolf. How is he supposed to live any kind of life afterwards, especially when Potter continues to stick his unwanted nose into things? HPDM,SSRL Slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 152,313 - Reviews: 1859 - Favs: 2,801 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pyrotechnics by Amaya Natsuya reviews
Harry has never felt at home on Privet Drive, or in the muggle world. For him, home is Hogwarts. Until this summer when new neighbors move onto Privet Drive and teach Harry the true meaning of family. Warning: Contains SLASH! HPOMC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,036 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 11/21/2006 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 3230 - Favs: 4,946 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Rhapsody in Crimson by Topaz Amaranth reviews
Murderous intent. An animosity so strong that those of the shinobi can actually feel it. . . and Sasuke begins to wonder why it follows Naruto about the village, and why everyone -- anyone -- could hate an idiot like Naruto. . . (mild AU, sasunaru, s-ai)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,621 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/10/2004 - Published: 11/29/2004
Little Wolf by Athena's Wiccan-wolf reviews
Harry feels a little lost without his two friends at Hengehill Uni, Until he makes friends with shy Cara, a beautiful young man who carrys a sad secret (COMPLETE)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,537 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
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The Worst Slytherin (Draco Malfoy x OMC) reviews
Nick Darling was by far the least Slytherin-acting Slytherin that Draco Malfoy had ever had the pleasure of meeting. Loud, brash, and a bit obnoxious, Nick was a far cry from the cool, composed, and intellectual crowd that Draco was accustomed to. So how exactly did these two boys become the most unlikely of friends? It all started September 1st, 1991...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,876 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/23/2017 - Published: 8/6/2017
That Blasted Blood Moon Ball (Tom Lucitor x OMC) reviews
Sol Butterfly, Star Butterfly's elder twin brother, is only on earth to keep his sister from blowing things up. But things get beyond his control when Star's old flame (no pun intended) shows up with the desire to take her to the Blood Moon Ball. The course of events that follow lead Sol to masquerade in her place and go as the date to the demon he hates most of all...or does he?
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2017 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty (-Very- Infrequent Updates) reviews
When 15 year old Cal Midford discovers a coffin in the wine cellar of the old Phantomhive Manor, she is shocked to find a boy slumbering peacefully inside. After reviving him CPR, the boy tells her that his name is Ciel Phantomhive, the lost Earl who disappeared over a hundred years ago! Should she believe him? It wouldn't be the weirdest thing she's seen... OC/Ciel Phantomhive!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/17/2016 - Published: 2/15/2016