I am SignatureFarms, but you can call me Essef. I'm a private person, but for the sake of a profile, I'll tell a bit about me.

I am a female between the ages of 18 and 50. I live in SouthEast Florida about 2 miles from the ocean. I adore it, really. It's almost like I'm on vacation every day. Only the sting of work keeps the full illusion at bay.

I have a little Aussie mix named Bree who keeps me company. She's a good, if not weird, girl. That's her in my avatar. I also have 9 Betta Fish but alas, they're not as good company. Fish be sorely lacking in social skills, yo.

I have too many loves to mention so I'll list the top few:

Beachcombing: really self explanatory. It's best after hurricanes and tropical storms but you can find fun stuff at almost any time. Darth Vader was pulled from the seaweed and now keeps watch from a bathroom shelf. It's kind of creepy but I cannot resist his commands.

Shooting: I am the owner of a Beretta .380 and a Ruger LC9 9mm. I go to the range and enjoy blowing targets away. They don't resist. I wish they would... I could use the challenge.

Reading: more self explanatory than Beachcombing. Fave authors include: Kellerman, Sandford, Reichs, Connelly, Butcher, Gerritsen, and S. King. There's a pattern here... Authors I have met and had sign books: Jeff Lindsay [Dexter, Kathy Reichs [Bones, John Sandford [Lucas Davenport & Virgil Fuckin' Flowers, Patricia Cornwell [Kay Scarpetta, Jefferson Bass [Body Farm]

TV: OK, it's not a top top fave, but it's important. Fave shows include: The Mentalist, White Collar, Suits, Castle, Rizzoli & Isles, Big Bang Theory, Once Upon a Time, Dexter, Bones, Criminal Minds, Hawaii Five-0, Jeopardy, and others I may have forgotten which I'm guessing means they're not a fave after all.

I have a livejournal where you can peek in on my ramblings if you dare! Same username as here. If you have an LJ, please feel free to add me!

Currently Working On:

Updated November 22, 2013

Recovering from a wrist injury that left me unable to use my hand so had to forget about writing for a short time! Apologies!

Working on Chapter 8 of Moving Forward!

Please bear with me!