Voldemort is back! And even more hilarious then before. From mental hospitals, scary old ladies, and strippers named Jim to Voldemort's romance novel, and how jello and toaster can kill you. Sequel to Confessions of a bald weirdo.

Mira Persteria is, somehow, a daughter of The Fates, & everyone is rushing to claim her as their own. But when demi-gods start disapearing after the whole camp attends one of Apollo's wild parties, Mira & five others sneak away to bring back the children