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Author has written 2 stories for House, M.D., and Harry Potter.

Hello, my name is Kelli and I am 24 years old. I'm a huge fan of Harry Potter, Twilight, Buffy TVS, Pirates of the Caribbean, and House fics. I love reading new stories with new plot lines and I love thinking of new situations for my favorite characters. I mostly read in the summer but if I have time, during the school year, I take any chance I can get to read fics.If I take the time to review your story, it means that I really like it and whatever I post I mean. So to everyone out there keep writing.

Favorite Pairings:

HG/DM

HG/DM/BZ

DM/HP

Bella/Edward

Bella/Jasper

Edward/Bella/Jasper

Huddy

Cameron/House

Jack/OC

Buffy/Spike(Spuffy)

Spike/Buffy/Angel(us)

Spike/Angel(us)

Hated Pairings:

RW/HG

HP/GW (Hate Ginny, she is annoying)

DM/GW (Crime against nature)

Me

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year (or ever).

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Supernatural, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

For those that are writing please know the difference between the following:

definitely v. defiantly

except v. accept

there v. their v. they're

here v. hear

to v. too v. two

right v. write

Seriously people all it takes is a quick google search. And please spell characters' names right.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

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Torn by Dooba reviews
Bella Swan has survived a living hell, twice. She no longer speaks. Nobody ever listened. The Cullen family take her into their care. Bella fights to leave her past behind, but will she be able to let love in? AH M-rated for violence, content, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 92 - Words: 652,071 - Reviews: 17572 - Favs: 7,738 - Follows: 8,276 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Move Like You Want It by Redhood79 reviews
Major AU. What if Sookie had been a little smarter and luckier when she first met Vampire Bill? An alternate True Blood from the beginning. Main focus on Sookie/Eric. Just as much blood and sex as the real show, with a bit of twisted humor thrown in.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 336,721 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 2,043 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S., Godric, Pam
Love In A Time Of The Zombie Apocalypse by Rizzle reviews
After Voldemort, there was this. The clock is ticking to create a cure to the unimaginable horror that currently grips the world. Hermione finds herself unwillingly allied with the most hated man in Wizarding Britain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 250,380 - Reviews: 4110 - Favs: 2,812 - Follows: 3,521 - Updated: 9/8/2018 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward. **Chapters 1-18 are being edited and are subject to small changes.**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 195,355 - Reviews: 9733 - Favs: 10,218 - Follows: 12,102 - Updated: 3/19/2017 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Why We Fight by Zephyr Seraphim reviews
An accident in Potions sends Draco and Hermione to the past where they meet a couple much like them. Hermione/Draco, James/Lily. Written before "The Half-Blood Prince," AU after "The Order of the Phoenix."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 112,183 - Reviews: 2687 - Favs: 2,890 - Follows: 2,855 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M., James P., Lily Evans P.
Virtue of the Damned by tankbbg reviews
Hermione Granger: inmate of Azkaban prison. What could cause a member of the "Golden Trio" to join the Dark Lord and become the strongest witch on the side of evil? DMxHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,600 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 1/11/2017 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Uncomfortable by Savannah-Vee reviews
Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,377 - Reviews: 2990 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 10/21/2016 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Drown by Ordis reviews
Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 202,193 - Reviews: 3953 - Favs: 4,547 - Follows: 4,214 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Apple Dumpling Club by helluvabell reviews
Escaping an overbearing father and a shady past, Bella Swan hitches a ride with the Cullen crew when they ride through Forks.She soon realizes family is more than blood, and that lust and love are not the same. Will the FBI and a certain outlaw motorcycle gang be able to tear Edward and Bella apart? All human. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,391 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Bella, Edward
Metal Heart by tonystarktheautobot reviews
The Avengers struggle to get along as a new enemy approaches, an enemy Tony is dangerously vulnerable to. Saving the world was the easy part; saving each other is much harder. Tony/Bruce, Steve/Thor, Natasha/Pepper, Clint/Coulson
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,949 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Dark Waltz by Moonchild707 reviews
After being orphaned at 6, Isabella Swan was separated from her only remaining family. Ten years later, Bella is reunited with her siblings and a new foster family. With secrets in her past and a rocky road to recovery, Bella strives for normalcy, routine, and the strength only a family can give. A story of love, healing, redemption and growth. AH, dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 65 - Words: 276,365 - Reviews: 2765 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
No Choice by glasscannon.lj reviews
New Moon AU. During Bella’s run in with Laurent, what if the wolves had shown up just a few minutes later? Those minutes change Bella's life forever, and she must learn to deal with the consequences. Nominated for two Twific Indie Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 118,888 - Reviews: 2614 - Favs: 3,430 - Follows: 3,329 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Knowledge by Blackrose197666 reviews
Thanks to a rather unwelcome announcement from Loki, Steve - and the whole team - now know that their archer has been harbouring more than friendly feelings towards their Captain. Now that Steve knows the truth about Clint's feelings for him how will the super soldier react? Definate unrequited Clint/Steve, possible Clint/Steve. Sequel to They Didn't Know
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,056 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Hunters and The Witch by borderfame-sabrestar reviews
Dean hates witches and Sam isn't a big fan either. So when they catch a witch unlike any other they've seen, and realise they need her help, what will happen? Set post-hogwarts and season 2 of SPN.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,186 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Hermione G., Dean W.
Domestic Bliss (Or Something Like It) by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
The Apocalypse has been averted. The alien invasion of Manhattan has been stopped. Dean and Clint are trying to figure out how their relationship is going to work now that Dean isn't a federal fugitive, but Dean hears that Alastair's coming for him, he starts making bad decisions. Like making a deal with Crowley.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,034 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Dean W., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Nightfall by MySlashyFriend reviews
Twilight AU where Bella never existed. On September 13th, 1987, Renée gave birth to William Matthew Swan. Seventeen years later, he moves to Forks. Edward/original character, Slash, Mature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,669 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Edward - Complete
So an Archer and a Hunter Walk Into a Bar by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
It's the beginning of a bad joke or a friendship that could turn into something more. Clint and Dean's paths cross when they're unknowingly tracking down the same person, and they keep in contact and keep each other sane after the op. They joke and they fight and eventually they save the world together.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,178 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Dean W., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10844 - Favs: 12,321 - Follows: 12,822 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stolen by Elsie girl reviews
She pretends to love him for the Order. He pretends to love her for the Dark Lord. Have they deceived everyone, or only themselves? "Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before." Mignon McLaughlin. Thank you so much for the support. Please read and review. Complete Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 217,829 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
For Eternity by monksmama reviews
150 years after Edward leaves, 149 years after Bella's death, Jasper stumbles across a new novel. Nothing is as it seems. Who is Eve? Who are the Guardians? What are the consequences of secrets not kept?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Edward, Bella
Broken Twilight by undeniablebloodlust reviews
A depressed Bella moves in with Charlie and her stepmother Ruth, fleeing her stepfather Phil whom abuses and threatens her. But, all is not well in the Swan house hold. Is Ruth really as nice as she seems? And what will happen When Bella & Edward meet? B&
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,676 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Edward, Bella
Taming a Dragon by Belladonnaessence reviews
DMHG3 yrs after graduation. HBPspoilers.Hermione and Ginny are successful owners of a child education business. Everythings seems to go well, until Hermione gets hired to take care of a 3year old Malfoy heir. Should she do it? What options does she really
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,022 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Through My Eyes by Picklewinkle reviews
Best smut winner in the CURVACEOUS AND BODACIOUS BOMBSHELL FIC CONTEST. Edward thinks Bella is perfect the way she is. Now that he finally has the chance, he's going to prove it to her. Rated M. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,006 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 143 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Edward, Bella
All for You by Twilightobsessed09 reviews
Bella Swan has always been the friend and never the girlfriend. But when she lands her dream job as a physical therapist for her favorite football team, The Washington Redskins, things start to look up. My entry for the Curvaceous and Bodacious Contest..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,673 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 102 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
La Cerise: The Sweetest Cherry by RZZMG reviews
Draco Malfoy visits a Masked Gentlemen's Club and meets a new courtesan making her debut - a beauty known only as The Princess. She's up for auction to the highest bidder, and Draco's determined to win her! Regency Era A/U. Draco x Hermione/Dramione. Story nominated and multiple wins at the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 148,516 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 2,758 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Alone by cheshirecat1333 reviews
What happens when Hermione is left alone while Harry and Ron are searching for Horcruxes? Will a certain Head Boy and his best friend finally give her a break? HGDMBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 75,283 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Bite of the Past by Emerald1 reviews
A case from the past collides with the present, and one agent is caught in the middle. It's okay, because he's got his big brother to watch his back. SeSa present for Sondheimmcgeek. Tony-Tim friendship, PapaGibbs. In 9 chapter, one a day.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,500 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3574 - Favs: 2,532 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Song Remains the Same by SMac reviews
Summary: Life can be difficult when you are fifteen years old with a baby and few options. Fortunately Buffy Summers is a resourceful girl. Spuffy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 300,135 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Buffy S., Spike
Teddybears, Boogeymen and Bedtime Stories by demented bunny reviews
Bella is six years old and is adopted by the cullens but the Cullens dont know that Edward is hiding something. Cullens are vampires. Bella is a human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,154 - Reviews: 2416 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
At The Bottom Of Everything by ShnabbyTheMouse reviews
Bella was kicked out of her home and into the world all alone at the age of twelve. Now, two years later, she can hardly remember a life without constant abuse and neglect. Can being Fostered by the Cullen's possibly help mend such a broken being?AH, Lang
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,293 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella
Blood will out by nefertari-101 reviews
Hermione is the daughter of John Winchester, half sister of the boys. she was kicked out when she got her letter but now her two worlds are coming together. Read FUBAR and the beginning as companion pieces
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,714 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Hermione G.
Stand and Watch It Burn by EternalStar1 reviews
What would you do if everything you believed was a lie? Three years after the war, everything seems perfect. But when Hermione begins remembering things she isn't supposed to, and someone she isn't supposed to, what will she do? post HBP DMHG RWHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 115,097 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
My Father's Keeper by Emerald1 reviews
When Gibbs goes too far protecting Tony after the events in Flesh and Blood, who will pay the ultimate price?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,254 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Incubi by Muse-ical Wonderland reviews
Draco and Blaise are Incubi. When they start going after Hermione she finds out. Can she accept them for what they are? DracoHermioneBlaise Rated: MA
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,031 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Draco M., Blaise Z.
The Hunted by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
Bella witnesses her mothers', fathers' and brothers' murder and narrowly escapes with her life. Dr Cullen takes her in when no-one can, but the horrors follow her there, haunting her. How does this girl know so much? What the hell happened to Bella Swan?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 153,807 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Buried in the Past by Emerald1 reviews
Director Vance's first case comes back to haunt the MCRT, and one agent in particular. Papa Gibbs, Tony and Tim friendship.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,187 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Ambition's End by Hanako A reviews
There are two ways to tell a man to do something. Hermione Granger is well acquainted with both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,367 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 1,984 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Survival of the Soul by Lady Saffir reviews
The trauma suffered by Bella for three years has left lasting mental scars. Surrounded by the support and love of the Cullen family, Bella begins to grow and finds out there is more to life than simply surviving.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,467 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008
The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle reviews
7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,164 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 6,425 - Follows: 1,613 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hogwarts Encounters by toxicgurl169 reviews
A Series of Sexual Encounters revolving around Draco and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,558 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 4159 - Favs: 11,307 - Follows: 2,716 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Dream Worth Keeping by SeanEmma4Evr reviews
Years have gone by since Hogwarts and so much as changed for Hermione...a husband, children, and for some reason, she can't remember any of it. Will her memory return? If not, can she learn to love this man again? PostHogwarts,HGDM, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 134,005 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 1,697 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ordinary People by inadaze22 reviews
“Let me be clear about something tonight, Granger. You're the only woman I’ve ever wanted...It’s always been you.” Draco steps in the fireplace, drops the floo powder, and disappears in a burst of green flames. Being re-written.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 144,343 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 3,467 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Finding Beauty by Niamh929 reviews
Bella is tormented and tortured by her peers. When she has almost given up, beauty finds her ... in more than one way. BellaxEdward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,859 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007
Undesirable Feelings by dracosgirl2515 reviews
DMHG!Warnings: adult content and language. Hermione begins to feel unwanted and unexplained feelings toward Malfoy. With the help of Ginny, Hermione realizes she is sick of the overlysweet type of man whom she usually attracts. ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,236 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Victim by Bittersweetbloodbaby reviews
AU Spike’s the Big Bad, but Buffy’s just an ordinary girl, aka, lunchables. How one of the most powerful agents of evil developed a soft spot for a certain high school girl.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,780 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
You're So Vain by Ultrawoman reviews
AUAll Human. Spike lives for two things his music and the Bronze. When his friend sells the club and the new owner's high and mighty daughter, Buffy, becomes the boss, Spike's priorities start to change. (Cover art by Alyx123)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,394 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 5,940 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Pirate's Life for Me by Addie Logan reviews
As the Slayer, Buffy Summers is certain she hates Spike. But when an enchanted book pulls her into a world where she's Lady Elizabeth Summers, trapped on the ship of famed pirate William the Bloody, things start to look a little different. Complete
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 64,619 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Sail On Silver Girl by Sereture reviews
Accidentally disguised as a man, Sylvia ends up on the Pearl having to face the legendary Jack Sparrow. Will Jack find out the truth about her? Soon it seems to him she might hide another secret...a JackOC with a little bit of every genre!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,307 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 1/14/2004
A Letter Home by DangerMouse reviews
Draco writes a letter home to his parents during First Year. To the tune of that Allen Sherman song, 'Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah' ('Camp Grenada')
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2002 - Draco M.
The Voldemort Whilly-Nillies by DangerMouse reviews
A filk to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies" about Tom Riddle. Voldemort, that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/15/2002
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Muggle Revenge reviews
What does Hermione do when the abuse her husband inflicts on her becomes too much and she can't fight back magically? She gets revenge of course, the muggle way. Adult Themes. Dark!HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Black Sheep reviews
House has been dismissed of all charges, but the worst trial is yet to come. In the form of his sister. First chapter short, later ones will be much longer.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007 - G. House