Monocolehide bio
 Author has written 13 stories for Worst Witch, Grey's Anatomy, Circle of Magic, Doctor Who, and Big Bang Theory. Kiwi. Twenty-something. Genderqueer. All-round queer. Femslasher, sometimes gen. Old-Lady-Smut-Brigader. Mostly exist over at Archive of Our Own () but have an old account here too: Cranky Crocus. This account is for a bit of freedom from my teenage years in fandom without requiring they be entirely erased despite my embarrassment. Fandoms: Harry Potter and Tamora Pierce's Emelan-verse are my two main fandom loves. I adore Whedonverse but seldom write it. The Worst Witch gives me warm and fuzzy feelings. Grey's Anatomy is an occasional guilty pleasure of mine; I used to be big into that fandom. I watch and read quite a lot but have to feel particularly inspired to join a fandom rather than just like and reblog the occasional gifset on tumblr. Harry Potter: I have historically pimped out Minerva McGonagall. Pomona Sprout has been showing up more and more. I fell in love with Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank in 2010. I'm part of the OLSB (Old Lady Smut Brigade) crew, so the younger lasses of HP don't appear in my writing very often.Emelan: My only OTP (I mean, ever, including in all other fandoms) is Lark/Rosethorn, because heck if I'm not going to go fangirl over an older polyamorous lesbian couple. GoldenLake (the eboard at fiefgoldnelake.proboards.com) has led me to write some pretty crazy stuff, including Circlecest orgies. So...that exists. I'd like to write more Tamora Pierce once I read through her stuff again.The Worst Witch (and off-shoots): I am only just starting with this fandom as far as writing goes. I love mucking about with it on tumblr, but as for writing I am far more nervous. I may be slow to add more...And that's it. Read at your own discretion! |
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I Feel Everything by Blondie47 reviews
Constance Hardbroom always thought that suppressing her emotion would help her to do her job better. She never realized the terrible consequences it could have. Drill/Hardbroom FEMSLASH. NEW CHAPTER IS UP.
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,469 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - C. Hardbroom, I. Drill
New Year's Eve by HB's Favourite reviews
The staff of Cackle's Academy celebrate the coming of 2011.
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/27/2010 - C. Hardbroom
Bellatoxica by HB's Favourite reviews
Sequel to "Hidden Depths". As Heckitty Broomhead prepares to retire from The Witches Guild, she has unfinished business with Constance...
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,118 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - C. Hardbroom, I. Drill
A Bolt From The Blue Episode Addition by Julie Ann Pope reviews
The teachers prepare for thier summer holidays, except one. WARNING: femslash.
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,567 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 9/5/2004 - C. Hardbroom, I. Drill
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Valentine Days reviews
Valentine's Day just so happens to be Jenny Flint's favourite holiday. Madame Vastra is a fair study on the holiday of romance.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/8/2017 - Published: 9/19/2017 - Madame Vastra, Jenny - 19th Century
Squeaky Clean reviews
Clara innocently attempts to start her day; Missy has other plans. A lesson in how to have some clean and dirty fun. [Misffle.]
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,637 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/29/2017 - Published: 2/13/2017 - The Master, Clara O. - Complete
A Laughing Matter reviews
Imogen uses one of Constance's weaknesses to provide one of her pleasures.
Worst Witch - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/15/2015 - I. Drill, C. Hardbroom - Complete
How to Train Your Cat reviews
"Imagine person A of your OTP realizing they have to win over person B's pet." - tumblr 'imagine your OTP' prompt. [Femslash-tinted gen; Hardbroom/Drill; cover art credit to Fairly Odd New Yorker.] [Reviews much appreciated!]
Worst Witch - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,614 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 1/13/2015 - C. Hardbroom, I. Drill
Spiders
Rosethorn spots a spider in the shower and is ashamed of her fear and herself. She has one person only she'll go to for a discussion on the matter. [Femslash; Dedicate Lark/Dedicate Rosethorn; old work revisited; cover art credit to Minuiko on tumblr/DA-be sure to check out her wonderful stuff!] [Reviews always appreciated!]
Circle of Magic - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Complete
You Idiot reviews
A piece in which Rosethorn is ridiculous and Lark understands. [Femslash; Dedicate Lark/Dedicate Rosethorn; old work revisited; cover art credit to Minuiko on tumblr/DA-check out her stuff!] [Reviews always appreciated. ]
Circle of Magic - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Complete
Right Sign reviews
Rosethorn is sick of meetings. Lark has an idea of how to help. [Femslash; Dedicate Lark/Dedicate Rosethorn; an old work; cover art credit to Minuiko. Reviews always appreciated!]
Circle of Magic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Complete
Other Ways reviews
Imogen attempts an unexpected and dangerous technique to get information out of Constance. [Femslash; Hardbroom/Drill; one-shot snark!fluff crack-esque; cover art credit to Fairly Odd New Yorker.] [Reviews much appreciated!]
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/22/2014 - C. Hardbroom, I. Drill - Complete
Tea and Kisses reviews
Constance appreciates one of her long-held traditions with an unexpected interruption. [Femslash; Hardbroom/Drill; series of drabbles; cover picture from tumblr, message me for immediate credit.] [Reviews very much appreciated!]
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 9/29/2013 - C. Hardbroom, I. Drill - Complete
Diving Deep reviews
Rosethorn has something to discuss but doesn't seem quite able. It seems Lark can help. [Femslash; Dedicate Lark/Dedicate Rosethorn; an old work; amazing fanart credit Minuiko. Reviews always appreciated!]
Circle of Magic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/25/2014
Dreams reviews
Rosethorn's sleep and body image have suffered. Lark has an idea to work through the problems. [Femslash; Dedicate Lark/Dedicate Rosethorn; an old work; amazing fanart credit Minuiko. Reviews always appreciated!]
Circle of Magic - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2013
Discipline and Growing Up reviews
Daily life at Discipline Cottage and some thoughts on growing up. [Drabbles; Circle kids at various ages; old work; amazing fanart credit to Minuiko on DevArt.]
Circle of Magic - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Complete
Tumour of Love reviews
Sheldon is convinced he has a brain tumour. He did the research himself and has found just the right doctor to consult. [Crossover; canon-compliant couples; absolutely ridiculous.]
Crossover - Grey's Anatomy & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Derek S., Meredith G., Sheldon C., Leonard H.