
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S and B'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.