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Author has written 1 story for Amnesia: The Dark Descent.

Name: You can call me Amaya, Snickers, or just 'You'. Whatever floats your boat.

Age: Between 14 and 20. Use your imagination.

Location: Your closet

Other: I get bored easily and tend to be random. I like listening to music, reading and writing. Blah blah blah. This is kinda boring. I like playing video games. I like rock music and action movies. Don't really have any hobbies. I tend to be antisocial because everyone my age, besides my friends, are idiots and tend to annoy me very easily. I love mexican food and cup ramen. I like wolves and foxes. I really don't like stupid people.

Looks: 5'4", about average weight. Usually seen wearing converse, jeans and a t-shirt. Reddish black hair that goes to my shoulderblades. Hourglass figure (or so everyone tells me.) Brown eyes that have green around the outside, they change between red, brown, green, gold, and hazel. Pale-ish. People say I look a little asian. My shoulders are a little bit broader than the twigs that live in our world.


Awesome Sauce stuff be here:

Pein/Pain - Nagato

[ ]-I a the leader/boss of a group, club, friends, etc.

[X]-I have piercing/s

[ ]-My natural hair color is red, ginger, or auburn

[ ]-My eyes are grey/gray

[X]-My closest friend is a girl.

[ ]-I am a very secretive person.

[X]-I like it when it rains.

[Score: 2]

Konan

[ ]-Most of my friends are guys.

[X]-Origami RULES!

[ ]-I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.

[X]-I love flowers!

[ ]-My closest friend is a guy.

[X]-I don't like having my photo taken.

[ ]-I don't like water, Swimming, etc.

[Score: 3]

Itachi Uchiha

[ ]-My younger sibling/s bother me alot.

[ ]-Many people find me attractive.

[X]-I'm quiet and very mature for my age.

[ ]-I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.

[X]-I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool!

[X]-i'm the top of my class. Intelligence.

[X]-My natural hair color is black.

[Score: 4]

Kisame Hoshigaki

[X]-Sharks are awesome!

[X]-I like gore :3

[ ]-I dislike my own appearance. I'm ugly! :(

[X]-Underwater in the ocean is beautiful scenery.

[X]-When someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.

[ ]-I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.

[X]-I like water sports.

[Score: 5]

Sasori

[ ]-I look young for my age.

[X]-Puppets are fascinating.

[ ]-I'm very impatient.

[X]-I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.

[X]-My grandma annoys me. (Not that much, but it's still there.)

[ ]-I'm the smallest in my group of friends.

[X]-Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Score: 4]

Deidara

[X]-I am an artist.

[X]-I like and appreciate art.

[ ]-My natural hair color is blonde/dirty blonde.

[ ]-I have blue eyes.

[ ]-I am the youngest in my group of friends.

[ ]-I hate Tobi.

[ ]-I have a friend who hangs around and annoys me.

[Score: 3]

Kakuzu:

[X]-I am a saver, not a spender.

[X]-My eyes are green or hazel.

[ ]-I have had stitches.

[ ]-I hate Hidan.

[X]-Younger people tend to tick me off.

[ ]-I am the oldest in my group of friends.

[ ]-My skin is dark or tanned.

[Score: 3]

Hidan

[ ]-I have a cussing/swearing problem.

[ ]-I hate Kakuzu.

[X]-i hate so many people and hate them so much that I probably have my own hit-list.

[X]-I am religious.

[ ]-i have cut myself on purpose before.

[X]-I'm very prone to accidents.

[Score: 3]

Zetsu:

[ ]-I have a split personality. Two sides.

[X]-Nature is AWESOME!

[X]-I'm usually alone.

[X]-I don't mind the company of others.

[ ]-I don't have many friends.

[X]-Tobi is not that bad.

[ ]-I WON'T eat veggies! Meat all the way, man.

[Score: 4]

Tobi

[ ]-i'm always hyperactive.

[X]-I have a particular person I like to pester.

[X]-People often mistake me for someone else, or say I look like someone.

[ ]-I LOVE the colour orange.

[ ]-I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.

[X]-TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

[Score: 3]

Orochimaru

[ ]-I'm attracted to younger people.

[ ]-I have very pale skin colour.

[X]-Snakes are AWESOME!

[ ]-I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.

[X]-Michael Jackson is AWESOME!

[ ]-I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.

[ ]-People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Score: 2]

Awesome-ness! I be's Kisame!


What will happen eventually...(Copied from Abby-and-Alex)

A random producer guy from Disney XD is working on Naruto Shippuden until... BOOM! Jiraiya, Deidara, and Hidan crash into the room.

"What is the meaning of this, un?!" Deidara yelled out. "You took out a precious moment of my art!!"

"As much as I appreciate you getting rid of my nickname, you're going to take out the women!" Jiraiya shouted.

"You took out the swearing... and the blood," Hidan growled as he walked up to him. "What kind of f_ing ninja show doesn't have blood in it?!" Hidan brought his scythe up to the guy's neck.

"It was for the fans! I made it appropriate so even six year olds could watch!" the guy screamed as he... uh... gave himself a reason to look for new pants.

"Who gives a crap about the freakin' six-year-olds?! The freakin' fourteen-year-olds are gonna kill you for taking out the good parts!"

There was another BOOM! Four ninja fans busted down the wall. Two jounin-level boys, a chuunin-level girl, and an anbu level girl.

"GET HIM!!"

Put this on your profile if you noticed what Disney took out of Naruto Shippuden, and you're mad about it. And add yourself to the fans invasion!


If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If, during a quiet moment, you suddenly remember something funny and randomly bust out laughing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUND OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said "pull" or vice-versa, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you hate obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile. (I've actually done it for several hours XD)

Crazy is when you're off in your own little world, and you start to think of something that could happen and start laughing, and people around you turn and stare at you because you're laughing for no reason. Crazy is also when you start dancing while walking down to your next class to a song that you have stuck in your head, if you're crazy like me, copy and past this into your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

If you think Orochimaru is what you get when Michael Jackson and Voldemort have unprotected sex, C&P this into your profile

Retreating? Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!

97 of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3 that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

True friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe Jesus is the only way to be saved from your sins and is the only way to God, and therefore Heaven, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list:Kaisaan Greenleaf, Xaja Silversheen anakinpadmekenobi, My Lady Vader, JediFanPadawan, AkatsukiRockz, HerpDerp26

Even when you can't sense him GOD is there! If you belive in GOD, copy and paste this into your profile.


FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades. REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school. REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him." REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise. REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nickname
"Faggot".


Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

(1) Copy and paste this to your profile

(2) Ignore it and show others how cold-hearted you really are

STFS Stand for the silent, help stop bullying. Help spread the love.


Going to a public place and screaming, "Hey you, with the face!"

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