BASIC INFORMATION

Name: Classified

Age: Old enough to write on this site

Hair: Red (never dyed it)

Eyes: Green (changes tone with my mood)

Height: 5"6

Weight: That's for me to know.

Writing Experience: Ever since I could walk

Status as an Author: Beginner

Pros with Writing: Lifetime experience, adventure, action, horror, mystery, grammar, sentence structure, ability to catch the reader's attention, show emotion, improvised comedy, and character development.

Cons with Writing: Major Writer's Block, procrastination, romance, mute characters, spelling, different languages, loss of interest, forgetfulness, lack of confidence, acting out characters that aren't mine, and I make chapters too long.

(Please try to bear with the cons!!!)

Motto: Without imagination, there is no creation.

25 Things You Need to Know About Me

1. I used to only draw stories before I started including words when I was twelve.
2. I found Fan Fiction by accident via Jak & Daxter researching.
3. Some of my best stories are from some of my worst nightmares.
4. My father was a published author of four books which would've been more if not for his untimely death.
5. I edited my father's works, Wikia, and my friend Evelyn D'Artagnan's fan fiction.
6. I can't stand stories with too many grammar mistakes.
7. I've been playing video games since I was able to manipulate a controller properly.
8. I'm a straight A, front seat sitting teacher's pet in which most of my friends are my teachers.
9. I'm a bit slow when it comes to updating unless I'm really interested in the category.
10. I plan on writing Fan Fiction about other characters, but their personalities may take some getting used to.
11. I tend to use italics, bold, and underline in my stories to give the character's dialogue some emotion, but I'm trying to take it easy on that.
12. I'm a huge fan of Jak & Daxter, but I still can't quite get into Jak's character.
13. I practically grew up with Disney, DreamWorks, Pixar, and Warner Bros.
14. I'm always on my computer unless it's 2:00 A.M eastern standard time.
15. You won't find me much on forums or communities.
16. I get stressed out when I get PM's too often One every other hour is okay. But, if I get one every other second it might drive me nuts.
17. I used to have over 200 hand written/drawn books until the (shudders) infestation reduced it to over 20.
18. I write almost exclusively in English. But, I do know a little Latin, some Japanese, and my Spanish is a bit limited.
19. I watch old cartoons more than modern cartoons because I was introduced to them more as a little kid.
20. I'm pretty experienced when it comes to role-playing my favorite subjects.
21. I often check my published stories for mistakes and replace chapters.
22. I usually give my favorite authors news about what I'm up to if they PM me.
23. Music almost always breaks my Writer's Block.
24. My father inspired me to write.
25. I tend to use improvised comedy in my stories that usually come right off the top of my head.

Story Exempts

Note: These are just some story ideas that I'm gonna try to get around to after Friend's Darkest Hour. I typed some bits and pieces that I'll add to the story that I'll type later on.

Regular stories: Jak & Daxter

Idea: My Time in Hell

Chapter: First Day

Part: First Whipping Session

They carried me out of The Hole after being in there for hours that I couldn't keep track of because I was too busy choking on my fear of confined spaces. I was dragged into another room that was dark, unventilated, and smelled fouler than the sewers. The guards stripped me of all of my prison garments down to my unmentionables. They chained my hands to the ceiling for obvious reasons and chained my feet to the ground so I won't kick. I was scared out of whatever wits I have left and very confused as to what is happening here. Also, on top of that, I was wondering what they were going to do to me because I was stripped naked and my hands and feet are chained which leaves me open to any sort of abuse they may inflict upon me. My answer came when something stepped out of the shadows that both intimidated and confused me.

I saw a Caucasian man who was extremely buff wearing a black mask that looked like a bag with eye holes in it, black leather pants, and black boots that are quite large with metal soles. He was carrying a long whip that you'd typically see a lion tamer holding. There was something off about the whip because it was glinting as if it was soaked in something that was purple. I could tell by the movement of the mask that he was grinning at me evilly. This made me feel very uneasy and it's not because he is a guy.

I looked at his whip that he was cracking on the floor which made a noise akin to lightning and looked at my entirely bare body many times with increasing speed. Just as I started putting two and two together, the man slowly walked behind me with his lashing whip laughing quietly as he was doing so. He cracked the whip on the ground one final time before he swung it above his head and cracked it as hard as he could which made contact with my left shoulder-blade.

The pain I felt from that whip was so bad that I couldn't think straight. It felt like I was stabbed with a serrated knife that was soaked in the most corrosive substance imaginable. I let out a scream that was so loud that the punisher had to cover his ears. He whipped me again which cut off my screaming, but the pain got substantially worse with every lash that was carved into my fragile skin. He whipped me with the Eco soaked whip at least another four times before my wounds started to bleed badly. My blood felt hot against whatever skin that was not damaged. But, he didn't let up on the whipping. It's as if he relished the sight of my blood seeping out of my wounds. He kept whipping me to the point that I started to cry and beg him to stop, but he just laughed at my pitiful attempt to make the pain go away.

He whipped at my poor arms which started gushing my blood at the first two whips and it started raining blood onto my hair which covered the subtle yellow-green at my roots and made my red hair even more red than usual. My arms were covered in lashed wounds that are an angry red and looked purple around it. To say it hurt worse than hell itself would be the understatement of the century.

He whipped at my long legs which caused them to bleed at the first whip and my blood was seeping from my deep wounds to the floor which obviously filled the man with glee because he whipped me harder and faster to the point that I just about passed out from the pain of it all. He whipped my chest, my breasts, my rear, my head, my feet, everywhere to the point that I was covered from head to toe in my own blood. I passed out from the pain of it and losing all of that blood. Everything went black with me thinking to myself, "I am Nobody..."

Crossovers: Jak & Daxter/Bioshock

Idea: BioJak

(Working Title; PMing any better titles would be appreciated)

Chapter: Worse than Haven City

Part: Jak's "Final" Recording

Jak was chased all over the Atlantic Express by at least thirty Thuggish Splicers that are screaming at him to stop. He didn't stop and kept running for dear life. Normally, he never ran from a fight like this. But, he's low on Eco, out of ammo, out of options, and out of luck it seems. So, he's running from them rather than being stupid and facing them with his bare hands. Daxter was hanging onto his shoulder with his eyes closed yelling into Jak ears to try to get him to run faster. But, it just made his ears ring in protest. Jak was thinking to himself that if that ottsel shouts at him any louder that he's gonna have ottsel stew for supper tonight.

Down the hall of Ryan Amusements at the start of the ride, he saw a door that might offer him some protection. He ran into the door, closed it at the push of the button, and jammed the door with a wrench. Just as he jammed the door, the Splicers crashed into the door which forced Jak on his back and caused the door to give a little which was much to Daxter's terror and Jak's annoyance.

"Can nothing stop those things?!" Daxter shouted with his tail twitching like crazy.

"Apparently not," Jak muttered as the Splicers crashed into the door again which made it give even more. The impact caused the wall around the door to crack and some debris to land on Daxter and knock him out.

Jak thought that this may be his last moments alive and decided to let whoever might try to look for him know. He got out another Audio Diary from his pack and press the record button.

"This is Jak again, Diary number twenty-two." he spoke into it, "I've been stuck in this hell-hole for nearly a month now and I think I've finally found a city that's even worse than Haven! The Splicer's chased me down the Atlantic Express and into Ryan Amusements. I'm holed in what looks like a maintenance room with Daxter who got knocked out by debris. At least he won't get to see me get ripped apart by those... things. This may be my last recording and if Torn, Ben, Jinx, or anyone I know finds this I'll let you know that I regret nothing from coming down here because I'm fighting for my friend's life. A fight that I knew in my heart that I was gonna lose, but at least I gave it my best shot..."

His seemingly last words were interrupted by the Splicers crashing into the door again which made it dent at the edges and the wrench to fall off the emergency handles. He saw the Splicers' seriously deformed hands and faces screaming for ADAM. The ceiling caved in further from the force of their impact which made a small hole in the floor above him which caused what looked like a syringe filled with ADAM to fall in the room. Jak noticed it and remembered the shocked look on Tenenbaum's face when she introduced that stuff into his blood. It could've been a good thing or a bad thing because she wouldn't tell Jak what happened to the blood when the ADAM got into it. Jak pushed those thoughts back and continued recording his last message though.

"The crash was those damn Splicers ramming the door." he continued, "The ceiling caved in on me from that. I'm alright, but I saw a syringe fall from the hole in the ceiling. It might've been on the floor in the room above me. It's filled with ADAM which may either save my life or end it."

He paused for a moment because he heard a loud creak of the door giving. He looked at the door to see that the Splicers were starting to break down the door to get Jak and possibly tear him apart to find out if he has any ADAM on him. He shook himself to snap out of seeing his life flash before his eyes and continued trying to record his message.

"Well, given the situation I'm in, it sounds like a win-win deal here. If this is my last recording, at least that saved me from possibly being banished by the City Council for simply being able to turn into a monster!"

He turned off the recording, placed it safely inside a desk, and closed the drawer. He looked at the unconscious Daxter and decided to move him to a safer place which happened to be a locker. Just as the Splicers were breaking down the last of the door Jak hesitantly grabbed the syringe, held it shakingly over his left wrist, looked away with his eyes squeezed shut, and quickly injected it into his wrist which caused him to cry in agony from the ADAM burning through his veins.

His heart started racing as he started getting a sudden fever that made him sweat profusely and it was nearly as bad as the pain. He was seeing double and his vision started hazing. He had a horrid headache that felt as though someone was using a chainsaw against his skull. Every bone in his body started killing him, even the four in his ears. He was stumbling blindly as his legs started to give, knocking over nearly everything in his path, and eventually, he collapsed altogether. He was twitching and screaming silently in pain on the floor. Just as he felt that he couldn't take any more of this his hazy vision suddenly went black, all of the loud noises stopped, and all he could feel was the familiar pains of him changing from man to monster...

Regular stories: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

Idea: Savior & Turnabout

Chapter: Prologue

Part: The Murder

Phantom UNKNOWN – Phoenix Wright: Dual Destinies

A little girl was walking down the hall looking anxious. A strange-looking dagger fell out of her pocket and a shadowed hand picked it up. A young, shadowed woman walked up to another shadowed figure that was significantly taller than her. They acknowledged and started to talk to each other.

“I think it's time we had a talk.” the taller shadow stated.

“Why now? Can't it wait?” the woman demanded, “I was on my way to the ceremony!”

“I think I know why you're so confident of winning this.” he answered.

“What?!” she shrieked, “How did you-?!”

“Let's just say an old friend of yours told me... Indirectly.” he smiled.

“What?! Him?!” she snarled, “You know what will happen once he finds out you ratted him out!"

“You and I both know that he's nothing more than a parasite that lives off others money!” he rebutted.

“Well, yeah.” she hesitated, “But, what if he finds out and tries to... Erase unwanted evidence.”

“Let him tr-” he tried to say before the sound of metal piercing flesh was heard, “AAARRGGHHH!!!”

“MICHEL!” the female shadow screamed before breaking down into tears.

“Ugh, shut up!” the killer yelled, “I can't stand wailing children!”

“H-H-He... Didn't... Deserve this!” she cried between sobs.

“Yes he did!” he yelled, “That little boy should have kept his damn mouth shut! Now, get out before this steel gets a taste of your blood as well!”

“Y-Yes, sir...” the woman sobbed before making a break for it.

Suspense 2013 – Phoenix Wright: Dual Destinies

“Now, I better do something about this garbage here... Hmm,” he muttered to himself.

He fiddled with the knife he found before an idea hit him.

“I'll make it look like that little brat who owns this knife did it!” he grinned before he sighed and admired the dagger in his hand, “It's such a shame, really. To send a poor adolescent to death. Especially when she owns such a fine work of art. But, I guess the fates demand it.”

Crossover: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney/Jak & Daxter

Idea: First Friend

Chapter: Strange Feelings

Part: Ben's Concerns

"Kate, we need to talk," Ben stated in a flat tone after dragging me into his observatory.

"About what?" I asked with my right eye cocked and head tilted

"About your strange behavior lately," Ben explained while squeezing his hands together and shaking his right leg.

"Strange behavior?" I questioned, "What did I do that you would consider strange?"

"Well, you keep looking at that old badge of yours that you obviously got from another world." he pointed out

I caught myself peering at it through my pocket and stopped.

"You keep staring off into space at the most unexpected times."

I shook myself into awareness after hearing him at least say that I stare off into space.

"Aside from now, you hardly ever spoke to us and you won't take any missions from Torn even if your communicator rings off the hook."

The chorus of 'It's Not Over' played for the millionth time in my head and when I looked at my communicator I saw that my message box was full of Torn giving me quite a reading of the riot act and how I was more conscientious than this about getting missions.

"Also, you hardly do anything other than straighten up everything around you almost compulsively and your chamber is the cleanest that I've seen in years."

I do remember Zappy commenting that he could see his twin in the floor, walls, and counters.

"And furthermore you keep mumbling about a phoenix and the color blue for some reason in your sleep."

I do remember having dreams about him nearly every night since that nightmare a few days back.

"I've told Jak this, I've told Daxter this, I've told Tess this, I've told Brutter this, I've told Torn this, and now I'm telling you..." I started with my tone getting louder and harsher, "There's nothing wrong with me. I'm just thinking about a friend of mine that's all! I'll be my old self in a few days! I just need to work on some things that I'm going through..."

"I want to help you with them!" Ben yelled to get a word in edgewise, "Jak wants to help, Dax wants to help, Tess wants to help, Brutter wants to help, Torn wants to help, and even I want to help you with your problems!"

I sighed and tried to speak, but Ben won't hear any of it.

"No! You're the best soldier, warrior, and spy since Jak Mar!" he shouted with his eyes glowing purple, "All of us want to make sure that there is nothing that ails you and to help with whatever is bothering you even if it's not of this world! It wouldn't be a first time we had to help with otherworldly situations."

Once Ben's anger was taken as far as he can permit, he tried to calm himself before the Dark Eco in his veins starts getting agitated. I took the time it takes him to calm down to reflect on my behavior and it seems that everyone and their mother wants to know what's troubling me so much. It was for a good reason because I was acting almost in a depressed state. So, I can't blame my friends and family for wanting to aid me even if it means leaving their own world to help me out. But, after what happened in Rapture, I can't risk that again.

"Ben, I know you all want to help me and I'm grateful for that." I smiled before I lowered my head and frowned, "But, after what happened in Rapture, I have to deal with otherworldly matters on my own."

Ben was about to shout at me for refusing everyone's help, but after recalling what happened in Rapture he can understand why I don't want to go through that again. I very nearly lost Jak countless times and everyone else suffered from his disappearance. Feeling that this argument is over, I got up and left Ben's lab to head back to my job to think things over.

25 Signs That You Play Jak & Daxter WAY Too Much

1. You spend sleepless nights trying to find all the orbs in each game to beat it down. (Guilty, yawn)
2. You write Fan Fiction exclusively about them.
3. You have weird dreams about them that become an inspiration for your stories. (Guilty)
4. The game dominated your teenage years. (So, guilty and Jak alone has influenced those years too.)
5. You cosplay as more than one character from the game.
6. You treat DarkJaktober like a national holiday. (Guilty and I write a horror story relating to DJ every year in honor of it!)
7. You edit the Jak & Daxter Wikis more than a few hundred times. (Guilty and I have the bent fingers to prove it!)
8. You mourned the death of Damas. (So, guilty that I cried.)
9. You have the game manuals for the entire trilogy. (I'm guilty and they all were birthday gifts too!)
10. You looked at oil on the road and avoided it thinking it was Dark Eco. (Guilty... What are ya staring at?! I was recovering from a Dark Eco nightmare! okay?!)
11. You saw a policeman and yelled, "Krimzon Guard!" out loud in public.
12. The second you hear anything with the word "Jak" you think of him instantly. (I don't even allow my family to say the drink Jack Daniels for that reason!)
13. You draw pictures of anything relating to Jak & Daxter. (The guilt is plastered all over my journals!)
14. You daydream in class about anything relating to the game. (I'm so guilty and it's often unintended!)
15. You know each Metal Head by their actual names. (Guilty and I amaze and stun those who think they can outwit me.)
16. You're fluent in the Precurian language. (The guilt is written all over my two-year study of it.)
17. You know all of the voice actors for each character by name, looks, age, and biography.
18. You can quote each and every cutscene from each game word for word without messing up. (Guilty; mostly on Jak II)
19. You've actually considered surgery to have your ears lengthened and pointed.
20. You've attempted to make a working prop of anything relating to the game.
21. You laugh hard at those who say that Jak II is too difficult and impossible to beat. (Just ask my friends and family about how guilty I am of that.)
22. You attempted to actually find an Eco-source.
23. You practiced growling like Dark Jak to scare your friends and succeeded. (Grrrr, just ask my easily startled friend just how guilty I am of that, grrrr.)
24. You accidentally quote similar lines from the game in a conversation. (I'd say you're gonna be disappointed because I'm guilty of this and I intend to not care.)
25. You actually looked through this list to see if you're guilty of any of these things. (Obviously guilty.)

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    You're a 90's kid if:
    

    You can finish this 'ice ice _'
    You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
    You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
    You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
    You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
    You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
    You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
    You remember reading "Goosebumps"
    You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
    You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
    If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
    when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
    You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
    "Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
    Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
    You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
    You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
    You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
    You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2, and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
    You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
    You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
    You remember those Where's Waldo books.
    You remember eating Warheads.
    You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
    You remember Ring Pops.
    You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
    If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
    When they made the new Lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
    You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
    Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
    You played and/or collected "Pogs"
    You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
    . . . Furbies
    Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
    You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
    And Windows 95 was the best.
    You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
    Michael Jordan was a king.
    YIKES, pencils and erasers were the stuff!
    All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
    You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
    You collected those Beanie Babies.
    Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
    Carebears
    Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
    Lambchop's song never ended.
    The old dollar bills.
    Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
    You remember a time before the WB.
    You collected all the Troll dolls
    You had to read Weekly Readers in class.
    If you even know what an original walkman is.
    You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
    You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
    You know the Macarena by heart.
    "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
    You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
    You remember trying to collect all 150 original Pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
    You remember Highlight's magazine.
    You went to McDonald's to play in the play place.
    You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
    Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
    Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
    Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
    Before MIKE JONES . . .
    Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
    Before Spongebob . . .
    Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
    When light up sneakers was cool.
    When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
    When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
    When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
    When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
    When Gameboy was a brick.
    You did MASH to figure out your future
    When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
    Way back.
    Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
    Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
    Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
    or if you smiled at one of these things.

15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code Green' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things.

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: will post this.

The Stupidest Questions I've Ever Been Asked Relating to Games, Comics, TV shows, and Movies

Key: Question Answer

What's the difference Jean Grey and Professor X? Their gender, age, and experience with their powers.

Which one is Jak and which one is Dax? The rodent on the shoulder is Dax and the blonde one is Jak.

Do you play video games? Yes, I'm in video game club aren't I.

What is the main guy's name on Bioshock? Jack Ryan. Try looking at the letter addressed to him at the first of the game and you'll see.

Why were they so mean to Dumbo? Because of his ears!

Have you ever heard of Mickey Mouse? Who hasn't?

Who is Phoenix? Jean Grey's darker persona! Any two-bit X-Men fan would know that!

What is Crash Bandicoot? You've just stated what he is.

Who is Underdog? He's a poetic, heroic, anthropomorphic dog with powers that rival Superman.

Who is Bugs Bunny? Have you been living under a rock for the past 50 years? He's a wise-cracking rabbit that chews on a carrot saying, "What's up doc?"!

Do you write stories? I'm in creative writing, aren't I?

Who's Spyro? He's a purple dragon who breathes fire, ice, electricity, and earth.

What is Daxter? A rat? He's not a rat, he's an ottsel.

What kind of creatures are those in Jak? They are a cross between two animals!

What kind of animal is Timon? He's a meerkat!

What kind of bird is Jeremy? He's a crow.

Where's Bambi's mom? She got shot.

When is Independence Day? What is it also known as? The fourth of- Ohh! Yeah.

Have you heard of Sonic the Hedgehog? What person that plays games hasn't at least heard of him?!

Who's Sherlock Holmes? Seriously? He's a very famous detective and one of the most mentioned characters in existence.

What kind of dog is Tramp? They mention it more than once. He's a mutt!

Why is Jak such a jerk in the second game? He's been tortured in prison for two years straight with Dark Eco which is known to warp people's minds.

Have you ever heard of an iPod? Who hasn't?

What's a record player? An earlier MP3 Player.

What kind of animal is Julien? A ring-tailed lemur.

When is DarkJaktober? Take away Dark Jak and add an O and a C to it. October? Bingo!

Who is Scooby Doo? Are you kidding me? He's a German Shepard who has a severe speech impediment and helps Mystery Inc. solve mysteries.

Have you ever heard of Secret of N.I.M.H? Who the hell hasn't?

Do you have any Disney movies? Who doesn't?

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head copy/paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If you think rainbows are wonderful, post this in your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Top Ten List of My Favorite Characters I Know The Most About

10. Spyro the Dragon (All I know is his name, he's a dragon, most of his friends, and his powers)

9. Crash Bandicoot (I don't know his age, height, weight, parents, what he was like before, or how he got captured. I know he's created by Neo Cortex, he has friends, his base attack, and his breed)

8. Sherlock Holmes (I don't know his age. I know his height. I know what he looks like. I know of his powers. I have an idea of his personality. But, that's about it.)

7. Mr. Peabody (I only know of his accomplishments, his boy, the fact that he's a dog, and his personality. His history is a mystery to me though.)

6. Sora (I know what his name means, I know he has two friends that he's searching for, I know he was chosen by the Keyblade, I know his age, and his personality. But, that's about it.)

5. Stitch (I actually know quite a bit about 626 thanks to Jumba. But, all I know is how he functions and acts. But, I have no idea how he's created.)

4. Beetle Juice (I know his tricks, his catchphrases, moves, personality, and almost all his powers and issues. But, I know nothing of when he was alive.)

3. Sly Cooper (I don't know much of his parents. I know his career. I have an idea of his age. But, I do know most of his ancestors by name. Rioichi is my favorite Cooper.)

2. Jak (The only thing I don't know about Jak is who his mother is.)

1. Underdog (What do I not know about him? I know his real parents, age, weight, favorite cereal, and even my friend's ask me about him.)

Mary-sue Test (This is all based on my friend's, family's and classmate's opinions. Has to be above 10, but below 15. I got this test from TA Maxwell.)

Key: 1-5 negative 6-10 positive

Kaitlin (Darkens) Mar (Common name; parenthesized name is from her previously changing her last name legally to that; current last name is from being Jak's step-daughter due to Haven City Council decision.)

Physical traits

Age: 12 (Too young for Jak. Old enough to be step-daughter)

Hair: Red with faint yellow at the roots, but never noticed. upper back length and wavy. (Slight blonde is common in redheads)

Eyes: Green (Common color among redheads)

Character Traits (The test)

Skill(s): Mental powers- 9 (She never seems to mess up on mental powers and has little to no limits. Intelligence counts in this.)

Poltergeist powers- 5 (Only happens in October and has BJ's limits and personal demons in this form.)

Mudoken powers- 6 (Limited to one person can only cast one bolt at a time.)

Holmes' powers- 7 (Most commonly used, but seems to have control problems that she's still trying to rectify.)

Speed- 5 (Used often, but can't stop when reaches 200 MPH which can lead her into crashing into signs, trees, buildings, and more which can be a bad thing.)

Sporeling- 8 (Used extremely often, God-like, can easily make mistakes with it, can't change into other people until she knows code, has control issues in sleep.)

Fire Channeling- 6 (Used in fights, has aiming issues, control problems, can cause serious fires, has harmed civilians, can become weak if used too often.)

Underdog-like powers- 6 (Used very often in the form of strength. Degraded version, doesn't use them all, felt bad for taking them, not limited to pills.)

Toon power- 5 (Can still be hurt normally and can only do cartoony things out of Toon town for so long before she starts to tire.)

Unbreakable Bones- 6 (Renders her almost unbreakable, but can still be broken by Eco crystals, adamantium, and a planet crashing fall.)

Master Thief moves- 5 (Rarely used, only used when running away, screws up in sneak missions if done alone.)

Sword Skills- 5 (Very rarely used, speed is perfect, and strength seems to have a problem.)

Eco Channeling- 6 (Used very often, overshadowed by Jak, not born with it, has control issues, and has problems with Light Eco.)

Resistance to pain and Dark Eco- 5 (Can feel pain from Eco. Might be badly hurt and not know it. Can still feel overwhelming pain. Dark Eco resistance limited to pool)

Power Absorbing- 5 (Very rarely used, gives degraded versions of powers, can only be done through blood transfusion, useful for adapting to a new world.)

Temper- 5 (Easily frustrated, only gives patience to those who deserve it, and when she loses her temper it can entail very bad things.)

Romance: 5 (Has had secret admirers, not good at doing it, only good at making friends/enemies, she can notice when someone wants her.)

Looks: 5 (Looks like a teen trained for war, has scars from torture that never healed, has a scratch on her right arm from DJ, average for her gender.)

Luck: 9 (She has the magic touch when it comes to gambling, escapes fortress countless times, she survived on the streets, and she survived many Dark Jak attacks.)

Results: 14

Gary-Stu Test (This is a bit redundant at this point, but it'll save me many annoying PMs. Same rules as Mary-sue test. Again, I got this from TA Maxwell.)

Key: 1-5 negative 6-10 positive

Benjamin David Arthur Darkens (The name is based off a character of my dad's which I have permission to use.)

Physical traits

Age: 12 (Being the same age is just coincidence. I don't plan on pairing them.)

Hair: Brownish black. Just passes ears in length and well-groomed. (A very rare hair color in the Jak world.)

Eyes: Cerulean. (It's no coincidence that Ben and Jak have the same eye color and facial features since Mar and his great-great-great grandfather were brothers.)

Character traits (The test)

Skill(s): Intelligence- 7 (Very smart, resourceful, inventive, and able to think outside the box.)

Dark Powers- 5 (Very rarely used if ever. Often used accidentally. Ashamed of these powers. Hard to hide and control. Effective for persuasion if used.)

Patience- 8 (Good luck trying to annoy him! Years of persecution and shame of his powers hardened him to the feelings of impatience.)

Nerves- 9 (His body knows no twitch or nerves. It's difficult, if not impossible, to frighten him. Not even Dark Jak scared him!)

Wrestling- 5 (He's decent at it with people larger than him. But, with animals, he ends up retaining serious wounds due to lack of using powers.)

Animal skills- 7 (He's very good with animals when he likes them and has several animals at home who welcome him with friendly tackling and sloppy kisses.)

Tolerance- 5 (Ben is a no-nonsense type of guy and has little to no tolerance for anything that breaks his sense of organized order and control unless it's a friend.)

Doctor- 8 (One of the best in Haven. When the doctors are at a loss on a patient they come to him.)

Chemistry- 6 (Fiddles with chemicals all the time. Not as good as Kate. Has made costly repairs due to mistakes in the past.)

Emotional Control- 5 (It's decent. Still learning. Still young. Has slipped up before due to temper or emotional crisis. Can bounce back fast, but sometimes not quick enough.)

Observation & inference- 5 (Overshadowed by Kate. Still learning from her. He's no Sherlock Holmes. Has made lucky, educated guesses before.)

Social- 5 (He's very well spoken. But, he's a high functioning sociopath and rarely cares about what others think. Kate's trying to fix that.)

Temper- 5 (He has the Darkens' notorious short temper, but he actually tries to keep it under control despite things constantly annoying him.)

Instinct- 5 (This is common in Ben's family. But, he almost never uses it and doesn't trust it which often lands him in trouble.)

Romance: 3 (He knows little to nothing about romance due to the fact that he's more focused on his works.)

Looks: 6 (He has his father's bodily features coupled with Jak's facial features which is a good combination)

Luck: 6 (He's the youngest sage in history. he owns an observatory. He relies more on skill and hard work than luck though.)

Results:14

My Lingo On My Author's Notes

Key: "Phrase" Meaning

"Penta-Chapter" A story with five chapters.

"Revolver Chapter" A story with six chapters.

"Lucky Chapter" A story with seven chapters.

"Octa-Chapter" A story with eight chapters.

"Sudoku Chapter" A story with nine chapters.

"Deca-Chapter" A story with ten chapters.

"Multi-Chapter" A story with more than ten chapters.

"Rush Fic" A story that I worked on and published in less than a day.

"Week Fic" A story that I worked on and finished in a week.

"Month Fic" A story that took me a month to finish.

"Year Fic" A story that took me a year to finish.

"Ancient Fic" A story that took me more than a year to finish.

"Fast Fic" A story that I update very quickly.

"Slow Fic" A story that takes me a long time to update.

"Fresh Fanfic" A story that's only a few months old before being published.

"Old News Story" A story that I had for more than a year before being published.

"Ancient Scripture" A story that's more than five years old before being published.

"Memorial Memorabilia" A story that means a lot to me or brings back nostalgia to me.

"Seasonal Fanfic" A story that is published near or on a national holiday that is based around the holiday.

"Journalistic Fanfic" A story that is involved in a character reading a journal; used for character information and development; saves repetitive explanations.

"Underdog Story" A story that I have my doubts on that it'll be any good or wasn't much good in the past.

"Duo Story" A story with two different plots.

"Trio Story" A story with three different plots.

"Quad Story" A story with four different plots.

"Multi-Story" A story with five or more different plots.

My Hatred of Being Labeled...

(For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE HIGH GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f*king them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told).
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small one.
I DON'T CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF ME, so I MUST have no standards.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt an FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my chest.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a GIRL WHO PLAYS VIDEO GAMES, so I MUST think I'm a guy.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I ENJOY YAOI and YURI, so I must be GAY/LES or BI.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME, and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I read/write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pedophile.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'.

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect pens or pencils off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

You have to buy new pencils.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into your profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions and bold them.)

Fics That Are In The Making (Underline means that it's on FanFiction, but it's not complete; when the fic is dead or done it's on the list for a week before removal.)

Key: (Done: it's finished/ Viable: coming on strong/ Faltering: slow in coming/ Unstable: verging on discontinue/ Dying: Almost gone/ Dead: completely given up)

Imagination Becomes Reality Faltering

Dark Demons Faltering

The True Raven Unstable

Unexpected Reunion Unstable

Frienemy Reunion Faltering

Lightning & Ruby Faltering

Friend's Darkest Hour Faltering

A Pirate's Memories Faltering

Pranks In The Penthouse Unstable

Savior & Turnabout Viable

Fics Stuck In Development Hell (When fic is on fire it's on this list for a week before it's moved to Fics That Are In The Making.)

Key: (On Fire: working on first chapter/ Hot: need to get around to it/ Warm: written drafts or notes/ Cold: researching/ Frozen: daydream)

Jak & Daxter: Stranded Warm

Jak in Predatore Cold

History of Predatore Cold

The Secret Origins of Kaitlin Mar Warm

Dark Vampire Manual Warm

Underdog in Haven?! Frozen

An Old Friend... Cold

The Snipers VS The Monster of Haven Hot

BioJak Hot

Ancestral Meeting Warm

My Time in Hell Hot

Horrid Halloween Warm

Dark Dilemma Hot

The Dark Haul Warm

Dual Disaster Cold

Redbane's Beginning On fire

Aztec Anxiety Hot

Golden Age of Redbane Hot

Redbane Island Hot

Redbane's End Hot

The Dread Pirate's Return Warm

Redbane Retires Warm