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Joined 11-22-05, id: 935709

Hey People! I just thought that I would make myself known to the world.

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Name- Sara Becauseshescoolthatway

Gender- 3 Guesses

Age- 987,654,321,000 years old (how original)

Birthday- April 27th

Location- My computer at this moment, and most moments in the day

Hobbies- Reading (duh), watching movies, dancing, singing, acting, band (ok so not really since my teacher is irritating but whatever), and talking fast (I know that is not really a hobby, but it's fun)

Favorites- Harry Potter, The Lake of Dead Languages, Inkheart, Gilmore Girls, Brothers and Sisters, Relient K, Grits, Superchick, Fall Out Boy, The Fray, Evenesence, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and thats it for now because I can't think of anything else

98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't, put this in your bio.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (Am I really that strange?!)

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you've ever misspelled your own fanfic screenname, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

(thanks to Respect the Hobos for this list!)

Quotes

(2) Ned: Oh look at that house... its like... lightish dark blue!!!
_

(3) Derek and Sara
(Sara hits Derek with a pencil)
(Derek turns around)
Sara: It was Derek.
Derek: That darn Derek, I'll beat him with a stick!
(Derek hits himself)
Derek: Ow!!!
_

(4) Derek, Sara, Thomas, and Suzi:
(Derek talking to Thomas)
(Derek walks towards Suzi and Sara)
Derek: Thomas is on crack
Sara: I agree
Suzi: Me two
(Derek walks back to Thomas and whispers something in his ear)
(Thomas stares at Sara and Suzi with an insulted look on his face)
(Sara walks over to Thomas and Derek)
Sara: Are you going to beat us with a stick?
Thomas: Duh
Sara: Derek said you were on crack first!
Thomas: Well... I'll just have to beat all three of you with a stick!
(Sara, Suzi, and Derek run away) (5) Jacob and Sara
(Fighting about somthing stupid)
Jacob: You suck
Sara: No you suck
Jacob: You suck
Sara: You suck more
Jacob: You suck blowpops!
Sara: You blow suckpops!
(Sara falls down stairs in laughter)

(6) Daniel: I'm tired

(Curls up and goes ot sleep)

Sara: I'm bored, tell me something interesting

Daniel: I have two belly buttons, the docter was actually Simon Stimpson, he was druck again

Sara: Stupid Simon!

More are on the way!!!!!!!

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The Trio and Ginny Read Fanfiction by Lady Alinor reviews
One fine day at the Burrow, Harry and Ginny relaxing on the couch, and Hermione is reading something on her laptop. 'Hermione, what are you reading,' Ron asks. 'Oh, just a bit of fanfiction...' she says lightly. Therein lies the tale. DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,334 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
The beginning a sequel by Forks1 reviews
This is the sequel to "My happy ending or is it the beginning?" It is set in Bella's 11th month of her newborn stage. Romance, humor, action... Please R&R each chapter...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,903 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008
Harry Potter: Rewritten by Jussgee reviews
This is an AU fic so, of course, most things are different. What if Harry met Hermione before Hogwarts? Hermione comes back and everything changes. My first fic ever! Year 2!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,405 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Mockery Of Overused Plot Ideas by siriuslives394 reviews
A strange oneshot from my warped mind. It's mostly parodying some of the more common plots. But only some of them. Mostly from independant!Harry, but I like those stories, so it's all in good fun. Rated T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
We Woke Up Married by CrazyGirl47 reviews
DracoHermione challenge response. AU sixth and seventh year. Exactly what the title says, but I'm putting as many new spins on the old cliche as possible. Primarily humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,256 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
100 Ways to Get Rejected and One More by Eternal Love LJ reviews
100 ways to make Lily mad at James . . . and one more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,552 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Secret Agent by Ms. Kara reviews
Lily is in her seventh year and is having trouble hiding her secret from the marauders and her friends. Can she handle her secret and relationships? A James and Lily story in their 7th year. please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 124,953 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Teenage Kicks by Solstice Muse reviews
The story of the night Bill Weasley was left in charge at the Burrow and everything that can possibly go wrong for a 13 year old wizard babysitting six siblings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,873 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/22/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Bill W., Ron W. - Complete
Marauders Down Under by Blue Socked Llama reviews
When Hogwarts is attacked, The Marauders, along with the rest of the school, are evacuated to an Australian school.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,419 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - James P., Sirius B.
Love Means Never Having to TimeTravel by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
Complete. FWHG. Hermione and Fred accidentally go back in time to the Marauder's Era when a potion explodes. Hilarity ensues when Fred creates their cover story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,694 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 3,681 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Lils' and Prongs by Chick Flicks- Rock 'N' Roll reviews
Muggleborn Lily is accepted into Hogwarts. She is an amazing student, but what happens when she starts to like boys? Her first four years are a blast including the Triwizard Tournament in 3rd year Sirius Black competes!. But in fifth year after her parent
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Secret Admirations by niffler23 reviews
Hermione feels left out, and only one person can help her. please review! FWHG... COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,825 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 7/27/2005 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Private Thoughts by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Harry often wondered if Snape could read minds... well, the answer is yes. Snape gets bored while teaching potions and decides to read the private thoughts of some of his students. Written preOotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 0 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 11/19/2004 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.