I'm a warriors obbessed person.

Warrior Cats fan Oath

I'll remember Brightheart,

When I see a scar on someones face.

I will think of WindClan,

Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,

When I see a young mother.

I'll remember Violet,

When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,

When nobody believes me.

I will think of Scourge,

When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,

When I find it hard to believe.

I'll be reminded of Princess,

When I see someone, who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,

When someone wants to be 'just friends'.

I will think of StarClan,

When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,

Whenever I feel judged.

I will think of Darkstripe,

When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,

When I climb a tree.

I'll remember Midnight,

Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,

When I must follow my heart.

I will think of Hollyleaf,

If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,

When I must prove myself.

I'll remember Spottedleaf,

When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,

When I am feeling strong.

I'll remember Tigerstar,

If I choose the path thats wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,

When I hear of something far away.

I'll remember Cloudtail,

When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,

Whenever I must choose.

I'll remember Crowfeather,

When the one I love, I lose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,

Whenever I must be brave.

And I'll remember The Tribe,

When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,

When somebody breaks my heart.

I'll remember Barley,

When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,

When I try to be the best.

I'll remember Firestar,

When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,

If someone abandons me.

I'll remember Ravenpaw,

If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,

When I have a strange dream.

I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,

Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think ofCinderpelt,

When my leg is sore.

I'll rememberLongtail,

When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles,

When I see conflict or strife.

I promise to rememberall these cats,

For the rest of my life

NORMAL PEOPLE: See a stick with marks on it and ignore it.

WARRIORS FANS: See a stick with marks on it and know it is Jayfeather's.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'OH MY GOSH' (OMG).

WARRIORS FANS: say 'OH MY STARCLAN' (OMSC).

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings.

WARRIORS FANS: know Rock is watching them.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'Shut up or I'll tell on you!'

WARRIORS FANS: say 'Shut up or Tigerstar will get you!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'Dang it!'

WARRIORS FANS: say 'Fox Dung!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell 'HELP ME, SOMEBODY!'

WARRIORS FANS: when being chased yell 'SPOTTEDLEAF, SHOW ME THE WAY!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think black cats are bad luck.

WARRIORS FANS: Think black cats are from ShadowClan.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Ignore this.

WARRIORS FANS: Copy this on their page just like I did

Warriors Have Taught us These Things

Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently.

Cats can have accents.

Old people are funny. Right, Goosefeather?

No matter how right you are, you're still wrong in some way.

Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough.

Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months.

Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil *cough* Ashfur* cough* Scourge *cough*.

There are no limits to how you can kill your own brother, half-brother included, Brambleclaw and Hawkfrost.

Most children in southern England will squeal when they see a cat.

Good is fun; Evil is AWESOME

Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 60 years without being noticed by anyone.

Cats are really good at cleaning up massive bloodstains.

If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy.

Its possible to complain about anything.

All barn cats are weird.

Happy endings are completely unrealistic.

No matter how depressed you get, there is always a way to become more crazy...Jayfeather...

Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work.

Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else.

Major antagonists have a tendency to die the most slow and violent deaths imaginable.

Life: You don't win. You break even. At best.

The general public doesn't know anything. Anything. *looks at Firestar* Yourself included.

The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths. *cough*Ashfur*cough

People named after plants tend to be red herrings. People named after animals are the real deal.

Don't fight the system, no matter how messed up it is.

Stars are really the spirits of dead cats.

Just because someone has gone to that dark place down under doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore.

The width of someone's shoulders is a good indicator of how strong and experienced they are.

Don't mess with beavers.

Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic.

Someone is angry at you when clouds cover the moon...

Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones.

Breaking the rules is bad. Bending the rules is good.

If you're ever near death or dying, you will survive anyway, unless you tell everyone you will die.

If you start to see a red haze, stop what you are doing! Lying is the most evil thing ever.

The happier your relationship, the more tragically it will end.

And, if you play with your food, an owl will come and eat you.

Copy and paste if you totally think Smudge is Cloudtail's father!!!!

If you like cats more than dogs copy and paste this onto your profile

If you swear your half-cat copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're reading my profile copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love the warriors series copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you think Erin Hunter should've made a "Last Hope" epilogue, copy and paste this on your profile!

Copy and paste this on your profile if you think that Onestar was a really awesome warrior, but was a really awful leader.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you're random

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book basically memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.

When you call your innocent, beloved house-cat a dumb, lazy kittypet.

You wish your kitty could fight like that!

When you give yourself a warrior name.

When you suddenly call kittens kits. When you saw a stray cat and say "Loner" or "Rogue". .

When you make your own pairing whether they are crack or not.

If you write warriors fan fiction.

You suddenly knew more about cats then you ever new before.

It suddenly became easier to write about cats then people.

You have read more than 10 Warrior books.

That is how you know if you are obsessed with Warriors. :D

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

My ceiling is white. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Chocolate tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Don't you just hate Warriors stereotypes?

I'm a tom, so I must be either a snob or a great fighter.

I'm a she-cat, so I must have kits and be a sassy little huntress.

I'm in WindClan, so I must be a jerk or really weak.

I'm in ShadowClan, so I must be mean and disobey the warrior code.

I'm in RiverClan, so I must be proud and fat.

I'm in ThunderClan, so I must be either perfect or be in a prophecy.

I'm in a forbidden love, so it must end badly.

I am outside a Clan, so I must be a misguided fool.

I'm a kit, so I must be obsessed with play-fights and not like being fussed over.

I'm in ThunderClan, so I must be part kittypet or love having a Clan overrun with kittypets.

I'm an elder, so I must be cranky.

I don't have a mate, so I must be shipped.

I am a part of the Tribe of Rushing Water, so I must be weak and need the Clans' help for everything.

I hate kittypets in the Clans, so I must be a evil hater and not have a life.

I'm friends with another cat of the opposite gender, so I must be in love with them.

I'm a queen, so I must lose all personality.

I've been around for more then one series, so I must become a Mary-Sue.

I am a medicine cat with kits, so the kits must be messed up.

Insanity Test (18 or more means you're COMPLETELY INSANE AND SHOULD PROBABLY SEEK THERAPY)

(x) You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.

(X) You have ran into a glass/screen door.

(x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(X) You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

(X) You have run into a tree/bush.

(x) You have been called a blond.

(x) You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

(X) You just tried to lick your elbow.

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

(x) You just sang them to make sure. (Why does this remind me of cookies?)

(X) You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

(X) You have choked on your own spit.

( ) You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

() You type with three fingers or less.

(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire.

(X) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

(X) You have caught yourself drooling

(x) You have fallen asleep in class.

(X) Sometimes you just stop thinking. (... What was I thinking about again?)

(x) Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

(X) People often shake their heads and walk away from you

(x) You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

(X) You use your fingers to do simple math.

() You have eaten a bug accidentally... (Well, not that I'm aware of)

(X) You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

(X) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

(X) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

(x) You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. (Oh god... YOU NEVER KNOW)

(x) You break a lot of things.

(X) You tilt your head when you're confused.

(X) You have fallen out of your chair before.

(X) When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

(x) The word "um" is used frequently.

(x) You don't know what "um" means.

(X) You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

(x) You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

33 out of 36... I'm INSANEEEEEEEEEEE!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Seriously?!?! HOW!?!??!?!!)

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. At the same time however being odd is normal. Put this part in too if your annoyed by that.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason, put this in your profile.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, thegentlequeen, All For Jesus Sincerely Ro Mance, PatnissEverlark, Trekkiewhoviansmurf, xXIcepoolXx, Sunstorm of Freedom

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the snow even in the Easter holidays, copy this to your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

If you're a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is planning to dominate the world, copy this to your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever lost a bet to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are in GT or APP or whatever for your school and know absolutely nothing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and Paste this into your profile if you've ever wondered if these things have a word limit... or are determined to find out by sticking as much junk in as possible! :D

Oh, the irony

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"-pected that Josephus mentioned him ... in passing while mentioning"

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

a newspaper

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The Kitchen on Food Network, my sister is overly obssessed

4.Without looking, guess what time it is:

1:00

5.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

1:02

6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

the TV

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I walked into my house, 2 1/2 hours ago

8.Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

The TV

9.What are you wearing

An odly pattered cowl neck dress because my parents made me

10.Did you dream last night?

no idea

11.When did you last laugh?

I was being chased around my house by my sister while I was laughing madly and screeching "SUGAR!" at the top of my lungs

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

some strange art that I don't like

13.Seen anything weird lately?

me

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Is ok

15. What is the last film you saw?

Inside Out (I was forced)

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Books,investment and stuff so I would get more money,an iPod touch, , Tickets to England, A house in England. (England hold WARRIORRRRSSS :D), the Warriors series

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I just ate an oreo

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

STOP F*CKING DISCRIMINATION

19. Do you like to dance?

no

20. George Bush:

...WHutt X3? AM I Missing Something?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Jade

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Aaron