Chandler

Genderfluid/Panromantic/Demisexual

I found this on someone's profile and had to post it.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (Well...)

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (Well...)

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Well...)

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Not sure that's how Hades judges people. :-/)

I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (I literally don't care, dude. You do you, boo.)

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (Excuse me?)

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (Well...)

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (How stupid can people get?)

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (I'm partially a guy, but the only person who's pants I wanna get into are my girlfriend's, with her consent.)

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (What if I'm only part Native American? Does that mean I dance around part of a fire and partly scream like a part savage?)

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (Wow. Thanks.)

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. (Wow. Thanks.)

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. (I wish.)

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Yes, because wearing a black shirt or pair of jeans every once in a while so makes me that.)

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (Pfft, nah.)

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (I can't disagree with that...)

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (Yes, because the person who avoids attention is totally looking for it.)

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (No, just have fashion sense.)

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (No, I'm demisexual, get it right. Though to be fair, the first same-sex person I fell in love with was in theater club- whoops)

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (Nope, just wanna lose weight.)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (...ewwwwwwWWW)I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (Yeah, sorry, no. Though plenty of people think I am.)I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (That's just genetics...)I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (I just want to wear what I wear! What am I supposed to do, let someone else choose what I wear?)

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO (Whoops...)

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude (But I thought I was screwing all of my guys friends...?)

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I must be a dork. (It's a rock band.)

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (No... I'm just tolerant!)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (No one's like everyone else.)I

'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (This one's true...)

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Sadly, not true.)

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (Not true. At all.)

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. (Not at all.)I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (Not true! It's just too bright...)I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (Nope. My group doesn't throw parties.)I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. (I don't think this one can even be held against me.)I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (I just don't like to cause pain. If I absolutely have to I will, but... other than that... no.)I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (I can actually agree to that for the most part. I can easily get along with people who aren't stuck up.)I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (I don't drink, and smoking would mess up my vocal cords.)I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (I don't...)I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social (Nope, just claustrophobic.)I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (FINALLY! ONE THAT'S ACTUALLY RIGHT!!!)I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (Well... not over-controlling ;D)My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (Again... not over-controlling)I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Only from free comic book day.)I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horseI’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (No... I just get overjoyed to see the person on TV...)I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Yeah, tell that to the people I've smacked.)I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Kinda true. I AM loud-mouthed and kinda, sorta, not really arrogant)I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheepI’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Um... If I'm reposting this on FanFiction, that KINDA guarantees I'm a young writer. So...)I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (Ah, you see, even on my most masculine days, I still couldn't get my girlfriend pregant.)

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (Naw... I just think everyone deserves equal rights.)I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Obviously, if I'm doing this stupid thing.)I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (I... I... But... I wanna disagree, but it's kinda true.)I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (I just don't like those people...)I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (Nope... I just occasional recycle. But I do worry about the environment... Sometimes)I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (Nope! Wrong again!)I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virginsI'm PAGAN so I MUST worship SatanI'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against AbortionI'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (It's just nice not to have to think every once and a while. What's so wrong with that?)I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER (I hang out with a lot of people...)

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Dude, Trump is president. Of fucking course I don't agree with the government...)

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.I DON'T TO CURSE, so I MUST be an outcastI like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childishI'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Nope, just a grammar Nazi!)I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (Well that explains the straight A's)I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’sI go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the timesI’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (No, I've just... currently got a girlfriend...)I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (Well, this one is true. Sadly. Just a pretty crappy life.)I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (Again, not over-controlling)I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake (I only check a few times...)I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (That's not it at all. My personal life is just pretty crappy)

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (Apparently so...)