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 Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. Welcome to my account? I'll have to be honest, I never expected to post anything, but then I had an idea at 1 am and I ran with it. And now it's a story. Granted, a short one. It's also my only story. Well, I hope you enjoy Six Impossible Things, and leave comments and reviews. I also understand that you have access to my favorites, and I hope you enjoy those as well (I know I did). DFTBA Merlin's Saggy Pants (the pants are where the magic happens) |
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Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7029 - Favs: 13,795 - Follows: 11,274 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35029 - Favs: 24,932 - Follows: 18,619 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11622 - Favs: 11,063 - Follows: 9,493 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9411 - Favs: 24,125 - Follows: 9,591 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14437 - Favs: 21,969 - Follows: 8,827 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
I'll Take it Shaken, Not Stirred by Jewels5 reviews
Mix: 1 portion each of mystery, mayhem, and murder. Add: James, Lily, spies, school, and sarcasm. Stir in: 1 tablespoon each of chaos and enmity. Blend using: sense of humor and ability to read. Serve: shaken, not stirred...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 241,427 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 6/8/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Six Impossible Things Before Breakfast
Post-war: It's just a short story really, about a mad girl, a cotton candy pink sky, and said mad girl's greatest revelation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Luna L.