Prompts:

1. "That awkward moment when... you say 'Goodbye' to someone but you both walk off in the same direction."

2. "That awkward moment when... you're trying to get over someone you weren't even dating."

3. "That awkward moment when... you don't know if you should hug someone or not."

4. "That awkward moment when... you have a boyfriend, and a really cute guy tells you you're hot!"

5. "That awkward moment when... unexpected visitors arrive at 11 A.M. and you're still in your PJ's."

6. "That awkward moment when... she looks at you and smiles, and then her boyfriend glares at you."

7. "That awkward moment when... you say 'I love you' and he says 'Okay'."

8. "That awkward moment when... someone you don't want to date asks you out."

9. "That awkward moment when... you are introducing someone and get their name wrong."

10. "That awkward moment when... you find yourself in the same room as your ex."

11. "That awkward moment when... your ex kisses you unexpectedly! (And then your current boyfriend kicks his ass.)"

12. "That awkward moment when... you step out of the shower and then realize there is no towel."

13. "That awkward moment when... your girlfriend asks you if you love her more than your car."

14. "That awkward moment when... you burst into your sister’s room in your underwear, only to find her boyfriend and his friends are also in the room."

15. "That awkward moment when... someone walks in while you're changing."

16. "That awkward moment when... you lose your bikini top in the surf."

17. "That awkward moment when... you accidentally fart doing sit-ups at the Gym."

18. "That awkward moment when... you see someone coming your way after you've just farted."

19. "That awkward moment when... you bend down and your pants rip and you're wearing embarrassing underwear."

20. "That awkward moment when... you confidently say the wrong answer aloud in class."

21. "That awkward moment when... someone brings up an embarrassing moment you did not want to be reminded of."

22. "That awkward moment when... one heel flies off your high heels on the dance floor."

23. "That awkward moment when... you're trying to impress someone on the dance-floor but you dance into a pole."

24. "That awkward moment when... you think the trash can is a stool."

25. "The awkward moment when... your friends make plans right in front of you, and the plans don't include you."

26. "That awkward moment when... you're so tired from taking a nap that you feel like to have to take another nap to get over your nap."

27. "That awkward moment when... someone has told you that your tampon string is hanging out of your bikini."

28. "That awkward moment when... you don't know where to stand to pull your wedgie out without being noticed."

29. "That awkward moment when... your neighbor starts talking to you while you're hanging out your underwear."

30. "That awkward moment when... you're taking off your sweater and your T-shirt comes off too."

31. "That awkward moment when... you don't know whether you should tell someone they have food wedged between their teeth or not."

32. "That awkward moment when... you hold the door open for someone but they don't walk through it."

33. "That awkward moment when... you're trying to explain how a song goes but you don't want to sing it."

34. "That awkward moment when... you notice someone’s zipper is down but you don't want to say anything because you don't have a good excuse for why you were looking that low."

35. "That awkward moment when... you accidentally call your boss "Honey"."

36. "That awkward moment when... a really nice lady is helping you and you say "Thank you Sir"."

37. "That awkward moment when... you accidentally call your teacher "Mum"."

38. "That awkward moment when... you get a "Missing you!" text from someone you're not missing."

39. "That awkward moment when... your crush tells you you're acting like a stalker."

40. "That awkward moment when... your friends tell your crush how much you talk about him."

41. "That awkward moment when... you try to exit through a closed glass door."

42. "That awkward moment when... you pull the push door even though it's clearly signed."

43. "That awkward moment when... a guy has bigger boobs than you."

44. "That awkward moment when... someone asks you how far along you are, and you are not pregnant."

45. "That awkward moment when… you have to make up an excuse to not hang out with someone because you'd rather chill at home."

46. "That awkward moment when… everyone glares at you because you forgot to put your phone on silent during a meeting (Or on the plane, or in the Cinema!)."

47. "That awkward moment when… you don't know which arm rest is yours at the cinema."

48. "That awkward moment when… you get stuck in a bean bag."

49. "That awkward moment when… you arrive at the party and see someone else wearing the same dress."

50. "That awkward moment when… you're singing Happy Birthday but you don't know the name of the person so you just mumble the name part."

51. "That awkward moment when... you're talking to someone but you can't remember their name, so you try to avoid introducing them to the person you're with."

52. "That awkward moment when... you burst out laughing but everyone else stopped laughing ten minutes ago."

53. "That awkward moment when... you try to sneak a photo of someone but the flash goes off."

54. "That awkward moment when... you realize you've kept talking after the call dropped out."

55. "That awkward moment when... the guys from your office see you out partying and realize you're a wild child."

56. "That awkward moment when... you see someone that looks like someone you know, and you scream their name, and it's not them."

57. "That awkward moment when... it's quiet and you're eating something crunchy."

58. "That awkward moment when... you can't tell if someone is a boy or a girl."

59. "That awkward moment when... you've slept through your alarm clock and need to make up some kind of excuse for it."

60. "That awkward moment when… you start to cross your legs during a phone call because you're busting to go to the bathroom."

61. "That awkward moment when... you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex 'likes' it."

62. "That awkward moment when... you type your ex's name into your Facebook status instead of the 'Search' bar."

63. "That awkward moment when... your Facebook friend tags a photo of you as a kid."

64. "That awkward moment when... you've accidentally sent a text to the friend you were gossiping about."

65. "That awkward moment when... someone you don't want to date asks you out."

66. "That awkward moment when... you’re in a class where you don't speak to anyone, and your teacher says go find a partner."

67. "That awkward moment when... someone mistakes you for the shop assistant."

68. "That awkward moment when... you are gossiping about someone and they walk up behind you."

69. "That awkward moment when... you forgot to end the call on your mobile phone, now your crush knows what you're saying to your friends about them!"

70. "That awkward moment when... you push on the toilet door thinking no one was inside."

71. "That awkward moment when... a man walks into the ladies toilets."

72. "That awkward moment when... you realize you left the rest room with your dress tucked into your undies."

73. "That awkward moment when... you slip and fall then play it off like it never happened."

74. "That awkward moment when... you show someone something really funny and they don't think it's funny at all."

75. "That awkward moment when... it's an awkward moment and everyone knows its awkward then a random person says ‘awkward’."

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

Say the words out loud.

1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wai So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is His son...

Then copy and paste this into your profile

If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."

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