Your name is DESTINY GUBI. You are and have a variety of INTERESTS. You really like to READ FAN-FICTION and SLEEP in your alone time, and yes, you do realize your alone time is ALL THE TIME because you REALLY DREAD SOCIAL INTERACTION AND LEAVING YOUR HOUSE. You will ALWAYS DEFEND POP PUNK but only for IRONIC PURPOSES. You find an INSANE amount of pleasure in UGLY SWEATERS that are always bought purposely much too large for you. You are the KLUTZIEST person around so you tend to FUCKING SPILL YOUR PRECIOUS MTN. DEW ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE because you were TOO WORRIED about dropping you WORSHIPED CHICKEN STRIPS.

What will you do?

== Be a loser.

How can you be a loser? Judging by your intro you already are.