Name: Mary Morning Bell (If you know who I am, then PM me and say where I'm from!)

Age: You never ask a lady that!

Place of Origin: Why do you want to know?

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10 facts about you

1. You're reading my profile

2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact

4. You didn't notice I skipped three

5. You're checking

6. You're smiling

7. You're still reading my profile

9. You didn't realize I skipped eight

10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. :)

11. You are enjoying this

12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts

Copy and paste if you fell for it, too. You know you did.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

Smile... it confuses people.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

I can resist anything but temptation.

The best place to hide is in plain sight.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You laugh at me because I'm insane, I laugh cause you just figured it out.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, or Facebook, copy and paste this into your profile.

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

If you agree copy and paste this on your profile.

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!

PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already

Six truths in life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

I sincerely apologize about this but I am an idiot and I needed company =)

If you count as an idiot, post this onto your profile!

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (YES!)

You write fanfictions about the book. (Why am I on this site then?)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (Hades yeah!)

Everything reminds you of the book. (Definitely!)

You quote random lines all the time. (ALL of the time)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (Yeah.)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (That's a great idea! I know what to do during class now!)

You've got a book memorized. (Yep! :))

You've read a book more than five times. (More around 20 or so)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Try two hours!)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (...WHO TOLD YOU?!?!?!)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (Yes!)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (ALWAYS!!!)

I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.

Copied from BookLoverBookWriter

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”

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8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”

11. Sing along at the Opera.

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!”

16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"

17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!"

19. Greet all your friends with a tackle.

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

20. Copy and send this list to someone to make them smile... It's called therapy.

This is weird, but interesting!

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Ninety five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, ReDeadphobia, TriggerHappy777, Miss Fangirl, Leontillybalambgirl, Kurissyma san Tybalt, Izumi's Apprentice, animeluverqueen, fat pannda, Nico's Girlfiend1, PavLuvsPercyJackson, Mary Morning Bell

PJO quotes:

"With great power comes the great need to take a nap." - Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian

"God alert! It's the Wine dude!" - Blackjack, Titans Curse

"Go chase a doughnut!" - Percy Jackson, Sea of Monsters

"See that's what happens to snow in Texas lady. It - freaking - melts!" - Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero

You know how teachers always tell you the magic word is please? That's not true. The magic word is puke. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. -Percy, The Demigod Files

"Aphrodite took my snowboarding jacket. Mugged by my own mom!" - Piper McLean, The Lost Hero

That's one good thing about sea serpents: They're big babies when it comes to getting hurt. -Percy Jackson, The Demigod Files

It's great when you're a celebrity to squids. -Percy Jackson, The Demigod Files

"It's all right. We just had a family spat."

"Family spat? You turned me into a dandelion!" -Persephone and Nico, The Demigod Files

I'll have a cheeseburger and-AHHH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket! -Jason Grace, The Lost Hero

"The plant war," Percy said, "You're going to arm all the little grapes with tiny assault rifles?" -Percy, The Mark of Athena

"So...they want to replace all wine with cranberry juice or something?" -Percy Jackson, The Mark of Athena

"We have trained all the famous mer-heroes! Name a mer-hero, and we have trained him or her!"

"Oh sure," Leo said. "Like...um, the Little Mermaid?" -Aphros and Leo Valdez, The Mark of Athena

I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." -Percy, a PJO book

"Why do you need to gallop while you fly?"

"Why do humans have to sway their arms while they walk? I don't know boss, but it just feels right." -Percy and Blackjack, a PJO book

Quotes I find funny:

-"The moment when the little voice in your head says: 'Yep ...You're going to hell'."

-"Don't argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."

-"Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write every day to force the Muse to show up. You get into the habit of writing every day so that when she shows up, you have the maximum chance of catching her, bashing her on the head, and squeezing every last drop out of that bitch.”

― Lili St. Crow

-"I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem."

-"I'm sorry dear, in order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though. "

"The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas."

-"The best sound in the world is children's laughter. Unless it's night and you live alone. Then it's the most terrifying sound."

-" People never remember the millions of times you helped them, only the one time you don't."

-"As I've grown older I realized pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing them off is a piece of cake."