Hey whats up my name is Blair! I hope you enjoy my profile, and my stories.

Here are so funny Supernatural Quotes!!! Winchester Brothers...HOT!!!

Dean sees the jeepers creepers type freaky Scarecrow*

Dean: Duuuuuuude, you're fugly

Sam: So burning the body didn't do anything?
Dean: sure it did, now it's pissed

Dean Winchester: Your, uh, half-caf, double-vanilla latte is gettin' cold over here, Francis.
Sam Winchester: Bite me.

Dean: Look, you wanna kill me? Here, take this, it'll make it easier for you.
*Sam tries to fire the gun*
Dean: You didn't seriously think i'd give you a loaded gun, did you? *knocks him unconscious* Sorry, Sammy.

Dean: Hunting is our day job. And the pay is crap.

Dean: Mad cow? It's not on Oprah.
Sam: You watch Oprah?

Girl: You're hiking out in biker boots and jeans?
Dean: Aw sweetheart. I don't do shorts.

Dean: How’d you get here?
Sam: I stole a car.
Dean: That’s my boy!

NOW for my Fav Twilight Character...EMMETT CULLEN

Emmett Cullen: Dating an older woman? Hot.
Edward Cullen: [scoffs]
Emmett Cullen: What?

Emmett Cullen: Trying to walk and chew gum at the same time again, Bella?
Bella Swan: I punched a werewolf in the face.
Emmett Cullen: Badass. You're going to be one tough little newborn.

"So it's still standing? I would've thought you two had knocked it to rubble by now. What were you doing last night? Discussing the national debt?

"I'm so glad Edward didn't kill you. Things are a lot more fun with you around"

You haven’t changed at all. I expected a perceptible difference, but here you are, red-faced just like always.
Emmett Cullen, New Moon, Chapter 1, p.26

I have to step out for a second. Don’t do anything funny while I’m gone.
Emmett Cullen, New Moon, Chapter 1, p.26

It doesn’t count until she’s conscious, Rose.
Emmett Cullen, New Moon, Chapter 22, p.49

Now heres just some random Funny Crap

“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."”

Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me

Last night i lay in bed looking up at the the stars in the sky and thought to myself WHERE THE HELL IS THE CEILING?

Hey, I may be fat, but you'll always be ugly, and I can diet.

Man: So, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down.

Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: NO
Man: Sorry, I think you misheard me...I said, You Look fat in those pants.

Little Sister: Your Ugly.
You: And your quite good looking...for a Gorilla, that is...

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I'm going to mine.

Man: So, what's your sign?
Woman: No Entry

Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.

Friend: I've just come back from the Beauticians
You: Pity it was closed...

Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell

Friend: I've changed my mind...
You: Excellent, so does the new one work better?

Listen to this lovely poem

"A friend can kiss a friend goodbye,

A bird can kiss a butterfly,

The dew when fallin' can kiss the grass,

But you my friend can kiss my ass."

Random Sayings:

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

-I'm going to live forever, or die trying.

-If I had something good to say, I would have already said it.

-I never knock on Death's door. I ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

-That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

-Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

-Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

-An apple a day, keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

-An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is Carlisle, then screw the apple!

-I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

-What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

-I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

-Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak (or type).

-Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

-I'm the girl that can watch hundreds of horror movies without flinching, but then screams at the top of her lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster.

-If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

-Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!

-I swear I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

-Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

-The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

I escaped in the laundry cart from the mental institution. It smelled bad, but I did it! Special thanks to the penguins, couldn't have done it without you.

The doctor said I had multiple personalities...but we don't believe her

Here's a joke for you ..whats the difference between tiger woods and Santa Claus? Santa Claus only has 3 Ho's

someone told me to go to hell today, i told them i cant Satan still has a restraining order on me :)

Shhhhh the voices in my head are sleeping & they get angry if I wake them up

They have just created a new Barbie Doll. It is called "Divorce Barbie." It comes with all of Ken's stuff!

Ouch!! Paper cut (wait and look around) paper cut (in louder voice) I said paper cut (louder voice with angry edge) Damn it Jasper where r u???

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful; hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

Tell me… is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

You have no one to blame but yourself…Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.

'Walking On Air'

Blair Ravenclaw:

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Blair's Theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9o69X1Ykhg