Alas. The time has come for us to bequeath you with our eloquent ramblings...

DoughBabe 1: I would first like to say that we are all seasoned authors who have many epic masterpieces to our names. We have come together, a simmering, melting pot-collaboration of the greatest minds in fanfictiondom. And now to describe the most intelligent, most witty, most graceful of the Dough Babes... namely...me. I am frequently named by my peers as an author with definitive merit, and scholastic ability to rival the scholars of antiquity. I am modest to a fault, and so I stammer and blush my way through this blatant idol-worship with chagrin and general platitudes. It falls to me, therefore, to infuse the Dough Babes' works with wit and with a general flavor of spice and sarcasm. In conclusion (for now) I would like to add that it is not our intention to enrage our readers. If at any time our work seems tinged with cruel (yet somehow truthful) humor, please do not take offense. We enter this fellowship with the best of intentions: to amuse, to entertain, and to inspire. Thank you for your diligence, and for the highest compliments you continue to shower upon us (me). I (I mean we) bask in the glow of your praise. Adieu, Adieu, parting is such sweet sorrow.

DoughBabe 2: If you are still here after that monster of an introduction, I am envious of your patience. Well, I am DoughBabe number TWO! I am also a seasoned writer and will be the translator here because I, unlike number ONE, am normal and will use relatively NORMAL vocabulary. But I do agree with number ONE on some things. Don't mind our fanfictions; they are just here for some humor and enlightenment. We'll try to expand our collection of stories to several categories, genres etc...so for now, enjoy our fanfictions and we or rather I (number TWO) will appreciate it since I AM HUMBLE AND MODEST UNLIKE number ONE...And now I shall give the reins over to number THREE...the least enthused of us all...but is the necessary cog in our writing machine.

DoughBabe 3: I was pulled into this deep, abismal by Number ONE and Number TWO. Neither do I have any idea of what this is. I am lost. And I am a forlorn creetur, and everythink goes contrairy wit me. Good day, I must go reassess my validity and go on my spiritual journey.