ok hi everyone! some of you might know me by my other pen name. basically i made this account to post cleaner stories because people at my school have been asking for my pen name and i dont want anyone who knows me reading the stuff on my other account. hahhahahaha, so if i dont know you and you want my other pen name ill give it to you all you have to do is pm me. juse be warned, not everything i write is meant for younger people. hahah ok so thats a joke no one realy listens anyone who sais that stuff.

DISCLAIMER: NONE OF THE CHARACTERS IN MY STORIES THAT ARE ALSO SEEN IN THE TWILIGHT STORIES ARE MINE! THEY BELONG TO THE TWILIGHT SAGA. SO ALL IN ALL, THERE NOT MINE, I JUST BORROW THEM!

-If you hate someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away from them AND you have their shoes.

-Wish for what you want...work for what you need

-When you love someone you can tell...when you're in love with someone, every one else can.

-They laugh because I'm different...i laugh because they're the same.

-Fear is the heart of love.

-A good friend will comfort you when you're boyfriend breaks up with you...but a best friend will go up to him and ask "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

-I'd rather be hated for who i am the loved for who I'm not.

-The TRUTH is that everyone going to hurt you...you just have to decide who is worth the pain.

-You shall know the truth and the truth shall make you mad- Aldous Huxley

- Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward.- Vernon Law

-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

-Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

-BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool!

When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

"When there's a will, I want to be in it."

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

- "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

- Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- He who laughs last didn't get it.

-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

-I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

-When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

-I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

-Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

"She's my best friend. Break her heart, and I'll break your face."

"I plan on living forever...so far so good."

"The greater danger for most of us is not that
our aim is too high and we miss it, but
that it is too low and we reach it."
- Michelangelo

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. repost If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?",