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Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
After a mortifying first meeting, fanfiction writer Bella finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor. She thinks he's just a player. He thinks she's a little odd. But you can't judge a book by its cover. And just wait until Bella discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. An AH romantic comedy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 479,535 - Reviews: 25932 - Favs: 7,168 - Follows: 6,823 - Updated: 5/25/2018 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Stupidity of Camelot by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
funny little moments where someone is bound to be stupid somehow. Chapter 191: sometimes Merlin's magic takes things literally
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 191 - Words: 189,170 - Reviews: 1817 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 3/11/2017 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14868 - Favs: 13,034 - Follows: 5,840 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Quiet Room by givemesomevamp reviews
So, I'm a little crazy.You're a little dead, but I don't keep throwing that up in your face."I had to admit she made a valid point. I was still wary, but we out numbered her at least. After all, how much trouble could one small human possibly be. OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 192,504 - Reviews: 4093 - Favs: 2,991 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Drown by Ordis reviews
Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 202,193 - Reviews: 3953 - Favs: 4,547 - Follows: 4,214 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
CentiStories by princessmelia reviews
My collection of drabbles. Will be a variety, including bromance, humor, friendship, romance, and angst. No slash, but plenty of bromance to suffice. Chapter 985- Percival's whole village burned before him. (Family)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 985 - Words: 132,472 - Reviews: 4474 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Morgana, Merlin, Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere
Overheard by hujwernoo reviews
The knights, Arthur and Gwen are planning a surprise for Merlin...only to overhear a shocking conversation between Merlin and Agravaine. Spoilers up to 4x02, really just an excuse to write out a plot bunny I had. Inspired by 'Poison Truth' by Lovable Loner. Warning: Brief but graphic violence. Last chapter AND epilogue are up!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 43,093 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 2,566 - Follows: 1,428 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Merlin, Arthur, Agravaine - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20526 - Favs: 13,983 - Follows: 5,692 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Words with Strangers by Nolebucgrl reviews
EPOV Companion Piece to Words with Friends. Movie star Edward Cullen is done with women and focused on his career. A stranger reaches out to him via Words with Friends. Will her words change his mind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 306,499 - Reviews: 13611 - Favs: 5,050 - Follows: 3,523 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19674 - Favs: 9,662 - Follows: 6,808 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Of Twisted Morals and Human Weaponry by BeyondTheStorm reviews
One month. It had been one month since Merlin had disappeared. When Arthur set out to find his missing servant, he hadn't had much of a plan, but he's pretty sure that getting kidnapped and being held for ransom by a morally imbalanced weapons dealer hadn't been part of it. *Friendship, no slash, eventual magic reveal*
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 146,837 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Of Walls and Scars by Sydelle Rein reviews
Sequel to On Shaky Ground! As an army of sorcerers marches on Camelot, Merlin scrambles to come up with a defense strategy. In the meantime: Arthur, newly enlightened about the identity of the mysterious "Emrys," finds hiding his knowledge a little more difficult than he originally anticipated. No slash, as always
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,000 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20392 - Favs: 12,831 - Follows: 7,208 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Unobservable Entity by Mortissues reviews
I look like you, but I'm not. I see your world, but I'm not a part of it. I could be the college kid sat across from you in the coffee shop, the young runaway beside you on the bus, or the beauty you're admiring on the dance floor. Pray that I'm not ..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 150,108 - Reviews: 3066 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Things That Merlin Isn't Allowed To Do by Itar94 reviews
COMPLETE [Merthur] A list which everyone in Camelot should be aware of, in which Arthur is a prat/possessive and Merlin is stubborn/too endearing for his own good.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 138,205 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - [Merlin, Arthur] - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12987 - Favs: 8,493 - Follows: 6,356 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On Shaky Ground by Sydelle Rein reviews
Sequel to Arthur's Silent Guardian! With the unknown identity of his sorcerer-protector plaguing him, Arthur is unsure how to deal with this new knowledge. Meanwhile, a series of mysterious earthquakes is threatening the safety of Camelot. No Slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,275 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5891 - Favs: 6,455 - Follows: 2,340 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Lost by Ultra-Geek reviews
In the blink of an eye, Merlin goes from laughing in the halls of Camelot to lying on the ground, hurt and alone, in an unfamiliar, ruined castle. Now all he has to do is figure out what's happened.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,381 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Life Happens, So Just Roll With It by mama4dukes reviews
Five years after the events in New Moon, the Cullens are living in New Hampshire and Edward is finally getting married. During a wild night out on the town, some of the Cullens run into a happy, more confident Bella who only has eyes for our favorite Major.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 554,526 - Reviews: 9606 - Favs: 5,135 - Follows: 2,577 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
A Question of Motives by Alaia Skyhawk reviews
As he lay there bearing witness to the battle before him, he could scarce believe what he saw. What was he to believe? What to do? How are you supposed to react when the man you saw as your closest friend turns out to be a sorcerer? *Spoilers for SE-3*
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 82 - Words: 303,673 - Reviews: 2091 - Favs: 2,306 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Ransoming Emrys by Emachinescat reviews
A band of renegade druids that know how much the legendary "Emrys" is worth to certain people have decided to auction him off to the highest bidder. How far will Arthur go to get him back, especially when Merlin's secret is revealed?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,372 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Fate's Idea of Fun by little furry cannibals reviews
A J&B romance that throws all etiquette into the bonfire! Warning: Do not eat, drink or smoke while reading. Failure to comply could result in hazardous choking or burning. A fic for those who have a sense of humor. Beta'd by blueboarderchick.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 165,027 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
One Hundred by Ultra-Geek reviews
100 drabbles, 10000 words. Complete! A collection of unrelated drabbles and plot bunnies. Home of the original Cupboard!Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 17,296 - Reviews: 3817 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Underestimated by Kitty O reviews
Drabbles from the person who -depending on who you ask - may have started the epidemic. They range from angst to crack to Dark! to bromance, but it's overall just a no slash collection of mini stories about our favorite warlock and Co.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 9,653 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
to the world that never let you be by Imperial Mint reviews
When Arthur notices the scars on Merlin, he sets off to find out why a servant of all people has such marks and discovers that Merlin might not be all that he seems. Arthur/Merlin
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,694 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - [Arthur, Merlin] - Complete
Exaggerations and Overreactions by Ultra-Geek reviews
Merlin and the Knights of the Round Table are led to believe that Arthur is dead. Merlin doesn't take it very well. BAMF!Merlin
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 314 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Next Seven Days by Ultra-Geek reviews
Arthur is told a series of events that will occur over the space of a week. The seventh day will end with magic returning to Camelot, ushered in by the warlock Emrys, either to save the kingdom or destroy it. Arthur has a plan, though. Sort of.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,121 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Crossing the Line by Ultra-Geek reviews
In which Merlin is bludgeoned, strangled, attacked, smothered, shot with glass, and tossed out a window, burned, whipped, stabbed, thrown down stairs, nearly drowned on dry land, and harpooned, and still manages to save Camelot from seven evil sorcerers.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 2,569 - Follows: 380 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
To Serve and Protect by Ultra-Geek reviews
After something terrible happens, Arthur, Gwen, Gwaine, and Lancelot take their turns in protecting their protector, watching over their watcher. Merlin's the one in trouble, now, and it's up to them to save him.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,099 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 2,911 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Breathe Again by ysar reviews
If Alice hadn't seen Bella cliff-dive, what would have happened? Would Bella have given in to her feelings for Jacob? Was she even capable of moving on? Victoria's hunting, Edward's coming back-and that's just the beginning!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 76 - Words: 177,679 - Reviews: 6901 - Favs: 2,458 - Follows: 1,985 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Bella, Jacob
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14509 - Favs: 16,745 - Follows: 8,703 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Omega by Untamed Loner reviews
As Bella spends more time around Jake, she begins to discover changes in herself. Suddenly, she doesn't trip, the wolves are completely calm around her, and she keeps feeling people's emotions. Now, she's on the Volturi's most wanted list.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,468 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 2,283 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Arthur's Silent Guardian by Sydelle Rein reviews
A powerful sorcerer named Emrys resides in Camelot, a silent guardian to Prince Arthur. But why would any sorcerer protect a Pendragon? Candun intends to find out, even if it means kidnapping the prince of Camelot as bait. No Slash! Sequel now posted!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,196 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,917 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Knights Have a Thousand Eyes by Stakeaclaim reviews
In which Arthur is out of sorts. His manservant leaves a lot to be desired, Morgana is scary, Merlin's 'luck' is becoming too noticeable, his knights need to learn some lessons, and they're beginning to act very strangely. Arthur blames Merlin. COMPLETE
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 74,232 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete