TheWolfenAlchemist
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Joined 11-17-10, id: 2620163, Profile Updated: 09-03-11
Author has written 2 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Final Fantasy VII.

Wolfen Alchemist here! Glad to see that someone cares!!! WOOHOO!!!

Darn Google Chrome won't let me access my F.F acout cuz it SUCKS. I HATE IT!! ARRGH!!!!!!!!!!

ANYway. on the other hand.

you have five fingers. Unless you ate one. or two. oooooor you only have one hand. XD

Yeah. Im weird. FEAR IT! AND its because of that and my attitude of 'I couldn't care less of what you think of me! Love me or Hate me.' KINDA makes people either avoid me, hate mr. BUT! there are thoes cool people who ACUALLY CARE about me and are my best friends!!!! ^_^

YOu can find me also at Deviant Art:

First off: WARNING!!! I AM WEIRD, RANDOM, A BAD SPELLER AND A HARD CORE YAOI FANGIRL!!!

AND!! Im prund of my awesome video gamming skillz. If you dont like it, dont comment. I won't care... xD but if you hate me, welcome to half the world. XD And, im fine with people hatting me. it makes life that much more interesting.


FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST FOREVER!!

AND DONT YOU FORGET IT!!!!!!!!!!

OR!

I'll send

10 state alchemists

9 Auto Mail engenieers

8 Maniqune Solders

7 Homuncli

6 Chimera

5 Human Sacrifices

4 people from Xing

3 adorible animals

2 Human Philospher's Stones

1 suit of armor

to remind you what you missed out on.

Then I'll turn you into a Philsopher's Stone with the other FMA forgetters and haters.


If you compliment my work I'll be flattered by your words.

If you give me a constructive review I'll respect your words.

If you flame me I'll be forced to give the flames to Mustang, and he shall make some grilled shrimp for me to eat ^^.

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Judge me and I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do and I'll tell you off. Say I'm not worth it and watch where I end up. Call me a jerk and I'll show you one. Call me crazy and prepare to be laughed at for being right.

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Reclamation by JaydeeGrey reviews
Sequel to "Reduced to Specimens." With an empty memory and a critically-injured Zack in tow, Cloud sets off in search of aid, and answers.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 47 - Words: 344,666 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/3/2016 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Dreams Incarnate by JaydeeGrey reviews
Cloud begins life as a new cadet at the Shinra SOLDIER Academy. Prequel to 'Reduced to Specimens.' More info inside.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 177,034 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/14/2016 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Reduced to Specimens by JaydeeGrey reviews
Based on what happened after the Nibelheim incident. Sephiroth is dead but there are two survivors. Hojo has found himself some new subjects. Centres mainly around Zack and Cloud. But not as a couple. sorry.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 52 - Words: 234,085 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
I Solemnly Swear We're Up To No Good! by FinlayHarper reviews
The Tales of the Weasley Brothers Childhood...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,454 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Fred W., George W.
Um, What the Hell? by Klavieres reviews
So, Zack agreed to go back in time to change a few things, yeah? And usually, in all the numerous Time Travel fics, the actual time traveling turns out okay. Unfortunately for Zack, he's still kinda, you know, dead. So how the heck's that gonna help?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,611 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Zack F.
Letters to a Traveling SOLDIER by Kita Kudai reviews
Aerith wrote 89 letters to her love, Zack Fair. What we were never told was what was in those letters. Do you want to find out?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 15,768 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Aerith G., Zack F.
Truth or Dare? by WerrnogWeasley96 reviews
Basically,it's in the title,which isn't very original.George, Fred, Harry, Ron, Ginny and Hermione are all bored at 12 Grimmauld Place when Sirius comes in.They find the perfect game to keep them entertained!T 'cause I'm paranoid. I'm bad at summaries,I hope the story is better!Please read and review!Sorry,I've been a terrible author,but I need more ideas so if anyone has any...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,117 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Fred W., George W.
More Than A Hero by SoraLover1994 reviews
Zack Fair: SOLDIER First Class, young, strong, handsome... PARENT? What occurs when Zack takes in a young child he finds during a mission in Wutai? *Rated T for language and angst*
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,414 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Zack F. - Complete
As Long As You're Alive, I'm Alive by JDominique37 reviews
When someone dies there's a flood of emotions . . . Shock. Memories. Denial. Truth. Anger. Pain. Emptiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Destructive Duo by Sabby-Sama reviews
Cloud and Zack JUST might get seriously injured and humiliated after what they've done... Rated T for language. Collection of Cloud and Zack stories where anything happens!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,725 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Dear Zack by Soldier's Strife reviews
Sometimes the only way to cope is to write a letter to the fallen.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
What Would You Name Your Kid? by septasonicxx reviews
Zack has an important question for his friends, but they don't seem too eager to help. Angeal knows something. Cloud's along for the ride. No pairings.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Zack F. - Complete
Live by Dawn of Chaos reviews
What if the bullets hadn't littered his body? What if when the sun began to shine it was on smiles and not frowns? What if he didn't die? What if...he lived?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
A SOLDIER'S Halloween by OhJay reviews
Dispite his age, Zack decides to go out trick or treating, and to drag Cloud with him as well. However, things may not go as planned...Oneshot, implied CloudxTifa and ZackxAerith.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Zack F., Denzel - Complete
This is Halloween, Zack Fair Version by LadyOfWinds
After having found out that Sephiroth doesn't even have the faintest clue as to what halloween is Zack decides to show his friends a halloween to never forget.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,376 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Zack F., Sephiroth - Complete
A Flower Blooming In The Slums by SoraLover1994 reviews
I wrote a small poem on a YouTube comment to one of the OST songs "A Flower Blooming in the Slums", which is one of my favorites, about four months ago, and decided to extend it. :3 Hope you enjoy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Aerith G., Zack F. - Complete
What if I fall by Crazylittlemonster reviews
"What if I fell along the way," Zack asked softly.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Zack F., Angeal H.
The LOVELESS Incident by RegenesisX reviews
When a certain possession of a certain commander goes missing courtesy of a certain SOLDIER Second, it's up to Cloud to return it. Or end up stuck behind a curtain all afternoon. BONUS CHAPTER: The Can Opener battle.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
Did you get my message? by YaoiDutchess reviews
Zack is sent away on a mission and gets bored. Good thing he has a little cadet he can message on his phone to keep him busy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,026 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Tease by Soyna reviews
It all starts with a drinking contest between Reno and Cloud. Zack has to take care of a drunk Cloud. Yaoi warning...Tease warning...ZxC...a little bit of Reno taunting/torture, a little Rufus and a tad of Sephiroth...the whole story is a tease. COMPLETE
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 258,679 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Smiling down by The Rusty Lemon reviews
1 shot based on the song 'smiling down'. Cloud re visits the old labs at the shinra mansion and finds a letter from his old lover. post AC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
clouds last words by SakuOfTheD3ad reviews
These are clouds last words to Zack, this is very short but its deep.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Chaos In A Cup by TheAssassinRenevaron reviews
What would happen if Zack Fair 'borrowed' coffee from Angeal? Cloud quickly finds out as a sugar-high Zack comes to Seventh Heaven. Slyly, Cloud pawns his friend off on Tifa but it doesn't end there. Will Cloud and his friends survive the day? Will Zack?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Truth or Dare at the Burrow by Wizards-Pupil reviews
A simple game of truth or dare becomes a wild ride when you put this group together. "Do you ever have sex dreams about Snape?" "Yes..." Challange fic! Rated T for suggestive themes and Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 88 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
What the Hell? by Coriana reviews
Zack sighed, "I did not like having the opportunity to know what a refrigerator magnet felt like." / A short musing about the magnet that holds the Buster Sword. Complete.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Wear Tear and Rust by mizperceived reviews
The truth behind Cloud Strife being kicked out of the Life Stream. Short lil story that I kept giggling over as I thought about it. 1st in the Goddess Trilogy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Angeal H., Zack F. - Complete
The SOLDIER that became an ANGEL by yukikosnow reviews
"Hey, would you say i became a hero?"
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
The Soldier Flower by Redworc reviews
Harry Potter thought it strange when Dumbledore announced a Combat DADA class. That was until he watched their teacher in action. How does someone lift a sword that big let alone swing it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Zack F.
Heaven is Crying by Momonster reviews
Cloud's inner turmoil as he leaves Zack's side for the last time, and how he continues to step forward.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
You'll Be My by ArchadianRose reviews
...Living Legacy. Zack's death from a more descriptive POV - Cloud. One-Shot. In honour of Zack Fair - A true Hero
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Zack learns the hard way by PointZero reviews
Zack and Cloud are on the run, but Zack has a lot to learn about taking care of his comatose friend.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,714 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Pain by septasonicxx reviews
Zack takes Cloud to get his ear pierced, whilst educating his friend on which is the proper ear for straight guys to pierce on the way there. #88 of the 100 themes challenge.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
A Certain Chill by Kitsune Alchemist reviews
How was it fair that he was the one left to grieve? That he was the one who had to remember? That he was the one who couldn't let go after all the warmth was gone? -FredXGeorge-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Another Path by LadyTilBug reviews
My take on what would have happened if Zack survived.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Zack F., Cloud S.
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Cloud's Letter To Zack reviews
Things have been tough for Cloud for the past few months, but he won't talk to anyone about it. However, Tifa convinces Cloud that he should write it out to someone instead. Not yaoi, but if you want to take that way, go ahead. : Summary SUCKS! READ ON
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Why? reviews
With his last moments on earth, Edward Elric manages to give Alphonse what he'd promised his little brother since the very beginning. NOT ELRICEST!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete