Hi, I'm ICOIP! I have written 3 Harry Potter Stories

Hogwarts Without Ron

Perfect Potter

MBCLES

and 1 story for Lord of the Rings called Elfling. Summaries can be seen below.

I am planning to write a few stories, and this is the idea of them. This is the Lord of the Rings one:

Well, I don't know what to call it, but it'll be about Aragorn and his Children/child/whatever. I have planned this one the least.

Here is the Harry Potter Series I am planning on writing, it is called Wizarding War 3. Here is the Basic thing over the whole series.

Book 1 The Escape Route

Cindy Lupin knows Lucius Malfoy is going to take over, or at least try to take over. She knows that he only kidnaps the children of people who fought against Voldemort so he can raise them to be Death Eaters. Can I find my parents? that is what she keeps asking herself. If I do, What then? Her efforts to get herself and the other 21 children Lucius Malfoy has taken captive have not worked... but when she routes an escape plan, to find her father at the ministry and see if he can help her, she begins to fret that her plans will go wrong and that she will never see her parents again.

Book 2 The Wreck of the Vancouver

Remus and Tonks know their 3 children are very likely to be kidnapped again by Lucius Malfoy. So when they decide to sail for America with Sirius Black's family, Neville Longbottom's family, Luna Scamander's Family, and the Weasleys, and their ship wrecks in a North Atlantic Storm, They begin to think that they will be torn apart again, and this time, every single person will be alone.

Book 3 The Dragon Awakens

Lucius Malfoy is on the move. Making Horcruxes at every turn and searching for Weasleys, Lupins, Potters, Longbottoms, certain Blacks, and Scamanders. Escaping him is becoming harder. Everywhere he goes he has an army of men at his call. If he finds someone he doesn't like, they die. Edward Lupin knows he needs to destroy the beast. But how will he do it? If his little sister can survive through a 6 hour duel with Draco Malfoy, he will ask her. but Draco has no fear of the unforgivable curses. If he kills her, there is no hope for any one on the good side and darkness will take every last witch or wizard in Great Britain. Luckily, Cindy is no stranger to taking victory over a Malfoy.

Book 4 The Hunt is on

Horcruxes. They are such a bother. Remus and Tonks know that is why they can hear Cindy, Alexander, and Teddy leaving at 1:32 in the morning, but they still worry. If all 10 Horcruxes can be destroyed, Lucius will die. What are the horcruxes? Where are they?

Book 5 The War

Battle after battle is fought, but they all come out in a draw. No one can defeat the Death Eaters. No one can lose to them either. Blood is spilled and many die, but the war will not come to a conclusion.

Book 6 Victory, and What Happened After

What do you think it's about! Read the title, silly!

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie, always say 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

These are reposted from Jaya Avendel's profile. They were so funny I couldn't stop from reposted them.