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Im not good at summarizing things, whenever I right things it comesout stupid with lots of mistakes grammar and otherwise. Whenever I try to explain things verbally I manige to say "Um..." so very manny times or come up blank. I often focus on the less important begenings of the story to build them up and never get time to finish the story in class.

I am a 12 yearold girl and tall for my age. I like sports and because of my long legs are good at most of them and I never wimp out. I'm dyslexic witch means I cant read or right very well and I started taking Wilson four years ago and am getting better at the two. Because of my dyslexia I feel like I have to catch up with everyone so I read a three-hundred-page-book in one school day easy. Not to brag or anything. My Laptop use to read things to me but I dropped it one two manny times. My eyes are green and brown and my hair is also brown with blond side bangs.

I like Gale better than Peeta. Jacob more than Edward. And always thought Brenda would be better for Thomas then Teresa and I'm happy she died. But I have to admit I was relived when Fan left and Max got stuck with Dylan I think he's a tad pathetic how he follows her everywhere but then again he has noware els to go. I have no complaints about Astrid and Sam or Cammie and Zach or Percey and Annabeth or Pipper and Jason and I'm learning to accept Harryy and Ginny. I think it would be very interesting if Scott and Matt got together or Matt and Scarlet for that matter, I think they have all had hard lives and one of then is going to have to die to trick the old ones omg. what i'm a slow thinker it takes me a while to realize certain things. Alot. I think Aalex is hot and strong and heroic and adventures and hot and sencitive and British and well, hot.

My Some of My favorite books/series' are:

The Maze Runner Trilogy.

The geatekeepers (power of five).

In death.

The hunger games Trilogy.

Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Gallagher Girls.

Gone.

Alex Rider.

Graceling.

Harry Potter.

Spiders Bite.

Stephanie Plum.

Maximum Ride.

ect.

10 facts about you:

1. You are reading my page

2.You are realizing that is a stupid fact

4.you didn't notice I skipped three

5 You're checking now

6. You're smiling

7.You are still reading my page

9 You didn't realize I skipped eight

10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.

11. You are enjoying this

12. You didn't realize there are only supposed to be ten facts.

"If your parents accuse you of lying, look at them and say 'tooth fairy, santa, easter bunny…'"

Well, i got in trouble for lying, so i used that

And they responded with…

"Every parent says that"

Being the smart ass that i am, i replayed with;

"If every parent jumped off a bridge, would you?"

IM NOT IN TROUBLE ANYMORE.

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's wrong?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principa ... l's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9."

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade"

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants."

Ms. Brooks: "What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What sarts with a P and ends in ORN?"

The principal was offend she would ask such a question to a first grader.

Harry: " Popcorn."

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in your mouth hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong." :P

Rofl :D

"To all you girls that think you're fat because your not a size 0, you're the beautiful one. It's society who's ugly." - Marilyn Monroe

"Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been"-Jimmy Buffett.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."

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