Extra! Extra! Clemence Fitzgerald here, reporting for Witchy Business. You're in for a treat, dear reader: Hogwarts bachelor ALBUS POTTER has acquired a girlfriend—identity unknown. Let the witch hunt begin. (an Albus/OC romance-satire set in a Hogwarts beleaguered by celebrity worship, shipping wars, and too many teen queens; Dobby Winner: Best OC, Dialogue, Description)

Thor and Loki never get back to Asgard. Now S.H.I.E.L.D. is stuck with the world's most hated war criminal on their hands and everyone wants a piece - unless they can find a way to get rid of him for good. Jane/Thor/Loki triangle. Post-Avengers.

In the city of the Avengers, water is wet and bizarre events are protocol. Still, Aileen curses her bad luck when Iron Man drops down from the sky, and the God of Mischief miscalculates and zaps her with his magical juice. There's a joke in here somewhere. And it's not about the juice.

She was a normal person trying to survive the Army when she got caught up in a SHIELD experiment gone wrong. Now with the threat of another realm looming over Earth, her odd, blooming relationship with the God of Mischief doesn't seem so dangerous.

You can't have a romance with someone you've seen naked in the bath more times than you can count. It's just - what's the point? You've known each other your whole lives. There's nothing new to discover, no excitement or frissons or shivers down your spine when you catch his eye across a crowded room... Right?

She is the only one who truly loves him, and perhaps the only one he ever truly loved. Sigyn, Loki, and his imprisonment beneath the snake. Also on my site ambermarshall dot wordpress dot com

"You're a liar," said Sirius with a smirk, his eyes alight with the revelation. "That kiss did redirect the Nereus Ville! You fancy me, don't you?" Staring shamefully down at her hands, Charlie grumbled, "Only sometimes."