This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

sorry people :)

My friends used to be semi-normal. Then they met me.

“The cops never find it as funny as you do.”

“When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them. Do it... DO IT!”

"I'd rather break mirrors than promises"

"I'd rather pick flowers not fights" love u Owl City!!!!!!!!!!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.(for those of u who don't know what PJO mean its

Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!